Quartet Page #5
Oh, for God's sake, you cretins.
I'll find it eventually.
Go and find Wilf. Go on.
Now, where was I?
Who?
Wilf!
Tit-Willow
The reason I've asked you here
is because I've had a brilliant idea.
Excuse me while I shut
out Tit-Willow, Cedric.
'Cee-dric'. A brilliant idea.
Terrific. I can explain to you now.
I'm sorry,
I missed that last bit, Cedric.
- 'Cee-dric'.
- Oh, Cee-dric. Of course, of course.
Now that Jean is here
and the four of you are together again,
I put it to you
that you should perform at the gala
the quartet from Rigoletto.
That's amazing!
I've... I've just been listening to us.
- The Rigoletto.
- Think of the publicity!
The Times, The Telegraph,
Opera Magazine.
We have four of the finest singers
in English operatic history.
We already know the bloody thing.
We'd hardly have to rehearse.
- But Jean won't sing it.
- Put your hand up.
- Put your hand up?
- Oh, but you must change her mind.
She's a huge draw.
Don't you put your
hand up for anyone.
It would be as if Maria Callas
were making a comeback.
I don't think I want to
sing with Jean again.
Why not?
They were married once,
but it didn't work out.
Cissy, please. I don't want to.
It wouldn't be right.
Well, it's a shame.
I can't count the number of galas
you have graced over the years
with your incomparable voice,
and I mean that sincerely.
I don't think you realise it, Reggie,
but people still talk about
your Celeste Aida four years ago
and your Ave Maria two years ago.
For what it's worth,
when I heard you sing Nessun Dorma
at the gala last year,
all I thought was,
'Eat your heart out, Pavarotti. '
Reggie, I know you
don't think much of me,
but with this one concert, we could get
enough money to keep this place going
for the rest of the year.
- Or possibly even the next.
- It's true.
You could help save Beecham House,
Reginald.
But I have an important meeting now.
Do excuse me.
# Tit-willow... #
- Oh, shut up! For... sakes, shut up!
And you could persuade
Jean to sing.
It's only one gala, Reggie.
Why don't the three of us
ask her out to dinner'?
- Well done, Reggie.
- Oh, Reggie!
- Thank you.
- Excellent.
No, I'll, uh... I'll write
her a little note, Cissy,
and perhaps you will be
good enough to deliver it.
Yes.
Sorry.
- Just two favours.
- Exactly what do you propose?
The Swan restaurant. Just
the four of us, Cissy, Reggie and me.
If we could convince Jean
to sing at the gala,
we're talking serious money here.
I mean, even Cedric reckons
we could charge Covent Garden prices.
In by 10:
30. No later.- 12:
30.- No.
- You sure?
- Yes.
What kind of cigarettes
is it you smoke again?
- 12:
30. No later.- Done, Lucy.
- Please call me Dr Cogan.
- Done, Dr Cogan.
Why is it, Wilfred, I always get the
impression you're up to no good?
Because I'm normally up to no good.
And please, call me Wilf.
We've done this, remember?
You don't have a buttonhole.
Why do you persist
in flirting with me, Wilf?
Because you're a cracker,
a thing of beauty.
You're not a bimbo or a chick
or any of those awful things.
You're one of that rarest of species,
you're a woman, Lucy Cogan.
Well, I'm flattered, but I have
professional ethics to uphold.
Ah, throw caution to the wind.
What if we were
to make beautiful music together?
Your husband would never know.
That's reassuring, Wilf.
- Think about it, huh?
- No, Wilf.
- No-one would ever know.
- I will know, Wilf.
Older man. Vintage wine.
Seasoned wood.
- Did you say wood?
- Seasoned.
Bella Figlia dell'Amore
Remember,
wait until she's totally legless
before we hit her with it.
Yes. Don't speak till she's legless.
- She's coming.
- Legless.
- I should never have agreed to this.
- Here she comes.
She looks fairly alright-ish.
You look lovely, Jean.
Oh. Thank you.
You give a whole new meaning
to the word 'chic'.
- It's so very, very kind of you.
- It's the least we can do.
- May I, Jean?
- Thank you.
For you, Jean, a little toast,
from all of us to make
you feel welcome.
Oh-oh, now, don't forget you've got
to make eye contact or it's bad luck.
I never heard of anything like that
in my life.
- It's the truth.
- Nonsense.
Jean, do you ever
listen to your old recordings?
- Oh, no. No.
- I do.
I listen to us a lot.
As a matter of fact,
Reggie was meant to be
singing La Donna e Mobile
at the gala concert.
- But even more exciting, guess what?
- Shh, shh, shh.
What?
La donna mobile.
Qual piuma al vento.
Women are as fickle
as a feather in the wind.
Oh, I fell in love with you
when I first heard you sing that.
Yeah, that's why I
never sang it again.
I took twelve curtain calls.
No. No, you took nine. I took twelve.
- Stop.
- If you say so.
You know, the other night
I was at the Garden,
I was Sir George's guest,
and I received a standing ovation.
Oh, how lovely!
You're doing it again, Jean.
- Doing what?
- Repeating yourself.
Oh, what's it matter.
In opera we repeat ourselves
all the time, all the time, all the...
In opera we repeat ourselves
all the time,
- ... repeat ourselves over and over...
- Repetito...
I think you two are drunk.
although I find it very difficult
to tell the difference at this age.
- You always drink.
- Let's have a toast to our quartet.
- To the quartet.
- What quartet?
Cedric wants us all
to sing in the gala concert.
What, us to sing?
He wants us to sing...
The quartet from Rigoletto.
It's such an honour.
It's a great honour, Jean.
- Great honour.
- Very great honour.
The quartet?
Is that why you're...?
I don't want any of this, please.
Please.
Is that why you asked
me for this dinner?
No. We asked you because...
- Well...
- Why?
- Because we love you.
- Aye. Yeah.
Well, I'm not singing in any quartet.
I think you really are despicable.
Phew!
Did she say yes?
No.
Caro Nome
# Festi primo palpitar
# Le delizie dell'amor
# Mi di sempre rammentar
# Col pensier il mio desir
# Ate sempre voler
# E fin I'ultimo sospir
# Caro nome, tuo sar. #
Excuse me.
Let me ask you something.
When did you last sing?
This morning in the shower?
Has anybody heard you recently?
Any idea of the noise you make?
I mean, what were you thinking of?
Why did you ask me out to dinner?
Why didn't you just say you want us,
average age, what, 1998
to sing the quartet from Rigoletto?
'It's an honour. '
It's not an honour.
It's insanity.
Is this your idea of revenge?
I'm going to say something
very rude to you.
F*** you.
And you.
Can't believe it.
Can you believe that b*tch?
Oh, my God. It's Olly!
Dwayne. Olly's been taken ill.
I'm going to explain to everybody...
Morning.
Ladies and gentlemen,
can I have your attention, please?
Sorry to interrupt your breakfast.
Er... it seems
that Olly Fisher is unwell.
It's his recurring condition,
but he is in the safest hands.
I want to reassure you
he's on his way to hospital
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