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Synopsis: An ordinary man with an ordinary life joins a mysterious club. The membership lasts for one year only and there is one rule: no cancellation under any circumstance. The man enters into a whole new exciting world he never before experienced where crazy love goes wilder and crazier. Is it an illusion or is it real? Welcome to the world no one has dared to explore until now!
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Hitoshi Matsumoto
Production: Drafthouse Films
  1 win & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.0
Metacritic:
57
Rotten Tomatoes:
76%
UNRATED
Year:
2013
99 min
$24,068
Website
134 Views


And...

One day she warmed an egg her sweater

and a snake hatched from it.

She told everyone about it.

She'd been losing weight recently.

She was so proud of herself.

She was a very ambitious girl.

Popular with both her superiors

and juniors.

This means war.

We will avenge her.

No Thru Road

YOU!

Give over, pal.

What?!

You'll never get away from them

like that,

Oh yeah'?!

Idiot.

You dont get it?

They're following his slobber.

Your father-in-Laws in great danger.

I'll take Slobber-boy and hide out

with your wife at the hospital.

You have to save your father-in-law.

Who are you?

I'm on a mission.

Mission?

We're an agency that fights

anti-social elements.

We're government.

That's all I can say now.

You're government?

There's no time to explain.

Hurry.

BUT. ..

Hurry! There's no time.

Okay. Look after Arashi.

Hey-

Take this.

Bad news, sir.

What is it?

The CEO is coming from Singapore.

The CEO?!

You were very brave.

You're safe now.

Slobber-boy?

Slobber-boy!

Slobber-boy!!

Slobber-boy! !!

Q. Who is the CEO?

Q Who is the CEO?

Nothing compares to the CEO.

Nothing compares to the CEO.

When I was still learning the ropes...

rode the same elevator-

I'm a nobody, so I just stood there, silent.

Then the CEO called me.

By my name!

She's a knockout.

She's audacious. yet refined.

She is the true Queen.

The CEO is coming.

He's finally gotten

Headquarters attention.

Katayama, say your prayers!

The Queen

of Gobbling

That's it!

Enough!

It's too much.

What's "The Queen of Gobbling"?

That's not a form of S&M play, is it?

We can always edit it out later.

Good point.

But, more things get gobbled later.

It'll ruin the continuity.

Good point.

The 100-year-old director chose S&M

as the theme for his very last film.

What's with that?

He said he wanted to make this film,

no matter what.

Good point.

What was his previous film?

"The Little Prince"

You don't think his taste

has changed a little too much?

A change in tastes?

There's a lot more wrong with this

than "taste"-

For starters,

that "Bondage" organization.

I have a simple question:

What the hell is it?

And why does an S&M club

have a CEO?

And I thought their base

was a merry-so-round-

Now it's "The Water Lounge".

Where'd the pool come from?

Where are they?

And the Queen of Voices?

I don't get it.

She's an impersonator?

How can she impersonate his wife?

They've never met.

The Director doesn't care?

I'm not sure about the finer details-

But the Director said

people wouldn't understand this film...

...until they're 100 years old.

Why release it then'?!

After all...

How many 100-year-olds are there?

And how many are there

who can make it...

...to a movie theater'?!

Right?!

Good point.

Too much.

Father?

Great!

Please lock the windows and doors.

I'll explain later.

Don't open up till I get there.

Okay.

Ifs getting late.

Drive safely.

Watch it, kid!

Little boy.

If you're not careful.

...we'll hit you.

Let's sing a happy song

We'll hold hands and dance

The duck says.

The goat says. ..

Let's sing and march

forever together

Today is so much fun

The CEO has arrived!

Fatherl

Ifs safe now.

Danger

In the end, masochist turns to sadist.

Submitting to a superior sadist,

he then opens the final door!

In the end, masochist turns to sadist.

Submitting to a superior sadist,

he then opens the final door!

And then

a sadist is conceived!

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Hitoshi Matsumoto

Hitoshi Matsumoto (松本 人志, Matsumoto Hitoshi, born September 8, 1963), or Matchan (松ちゃん) as he is commonly known, is one of Japan's most popular comedians and TV hosts. He is one half of the comedy duo Downtown alongside Masatoshi Hamada. Like Hamada, Matsumoto was born and raised in Amagasaki, Hyōgo Prefecture.Matsumoto has also directed several movies beginning in 2007 with Big Man Japan, several of which in he also starred as the main character. more…

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