Ra.One

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Barron Industries aim to rule...

the digital world

Surpass 3D

Do you wonder...

how data travels...

from a phone?

How does it travel?

Surrounding us are millions...

of rays

Everywhere, like the air

This virtual world...

is ever-present

In shopping malls

In streets and homes,

in this very room

These rays allow digital data...

to travel

Mr. Barron couldn't be here,

so he has...

sent us an image

Without the use of any device,

can this image...

come to life?

Can we see it?

A marvel of our technology

It isn't magic or

back projection, or 3D

The image is made of

countless invisible rays

Thanks to our technology...

you'll see the image...

and touch it

We're closing the gap between

the real and virtual worlds

It was a beautiful night

And so was she

"My Desi Girl."

Night waited for dawn

and she was waiting...

Go, Lucifer, go.

For me...

I. Lucifer.

To save a life, at times,

one must take a life

Ready to die first were...

Bruce Lee's three friends...

Iski Lee. Uski Lee. Sabki Lee.

Then the face-off

With the challenger of challengers

The only man able to fight me

Not the good guy. The Villain

"Yes, I am a bad man."

"Somewhere up in the

skies is where he lives."

"The moon is where I quest to go."

"it's my request."

"Tonight. Tonight.

Something's going to happen."

What to do? Girls just fall for me

"What to do? Something happens."

My hero.

I hate uninvited guests

Bad times come uninvited

Do you know who I am?

I sprayed Spiderman with a poison

What worm are you?

Cool punch line!

You punch too?

Sure!

They clap at my wit

And wail when I hit

Lucifer. Careful!

Don't worry, desi girl

I'll fix him

Then how about dinner.

Sure.

Where?

Anywhere. But not Chinese.

I just ate some

ls your flirting done?

Now can we fight?

Lucifer. He's got a big gun

"My name is.."

"The bad man."

"Wow.

What the kick?"

"My name is.. My name is..

My name is Lucifer."

Desi Girl.

You've started that again?

Get up!

I said

Get up.

Get up.

Get up.

Get up.

Get up.

Prateek Get up.

You were supposed to write

an essay on your father.

What does your father do?

My father.

I am sure he's your hero, isn't he?

Dad? My hero?

Can't chat now

Oh yes, love you very much sweety.

Can't chat now

Allow me to quote Navjot Singh Sidhu:

"Flirting turns the head."

"Eyes on the road instead."

Bye, sweety.

Allow me.

Have a good day.

Hey, Walter. Here.

What.

Excuse me, madam.

Madam. Madam, I..

Hi..

Give me my keys

You speak Tamil?

No, no, no.

Not that kiss. Keys.

You are not understanding.

Okay. I just want the big one.

I don't want small,

small. I have duplicate.

Can you take it out please.

Pervert.

What happened to you?

It's nothing

- What's up?

- The usual

Akashi. - Someone called him

Jackie Chan again

I am not Jackie Chan.

Not every Chinese is Jackie Chan.

Mr. Jackie Chan. Sit down.

Seeing all of you gives me

no pleasure. I'm here...

to tell you we have

a new video game contract

Hello.

For sale in India, too

Your last games flopped

If this game flops...

the department closes

I will have to shut it down.

I won't fire anyone.

I'll start a restaurant

Where you...

and you will...

be waiters

And...Mr. Shekar.

Hello, sir.

And you shall be the main cook

Making idli, vada, dosa, sambar...

and chutney

Any problem?

Does anyone else have a problem?

Shekhar?

What? - Say something.

What?

Come on.

Sir, excuse me, sir.

I have a problem, sir.

What's your problem?

I can't make idlis

Dosas?

Plain, masala, rava, onion,

veg, non-veg

No idlis

Good. - I hope you don't mind.

Not at all.

Great.

Thank you, sir.

Honey, I am home.

Sonia.

Sweety.

You papa pancake

Yummy, thank you.

Brother buttercup

You work too hard

Just "kondom"

Your Tamil is naughty

You mean "a tiny bit"

You never take me seriously

Wait till my book becomes

a bestseller

My thesis on cuss words...

is important for India.

A must for every Indian woman

You're Sonia Subramaniam.

Not Sonia Gandhi

Why do cuss words pick

on mothers? And sisters?

Why not fathers? Brothers?

I am not responsible for it.

When my thesis is done,

women all over India...

will puff up their chests...

Too bold

OK. They'll proudly

say:
"You papa pancake"

Big buttercup

You uncle undie

- Why is the song so loud?

- I'm talking, not singing

No, no, not you, darling.

One second.

Prateek.

Why you..

Prateek Prateek

What, father?

Lower that volume

What?

Lower that volume

Of course.

$0..

You are banging the..

Put it down!

I am watching you, little rascal.

I am watching you.

What is it, Shekhar?

He slams the door on me.

Come here! Its dinner time.

You drive me mad. Just wait

Come on.

Let's go eat Little rascal.

Tell us about your new video game

Of course, of course.

After all it is for kids.

Dude.

No, dad. Its dude.

Like, dude with attitude.

Dude.

Okay.

A brand new game

A new hero...

Heroes bore

I hate heroes. Heroes are boring.

Old or new

Don't you like heroes?

Do you prefer villains?

Yes. Villains are awesome.

They have no rules

They just win. Anyone

comes in their way...bam!

You be careful.

Take my advice.

Make a game with

a villain who never loses

You are speaking absolute nonsense.

The hero always win

Truth and goodness win

Yes right, dad. Just like you.

My father, my hero.

Prateek.

Don't be a smartypant.

Allow me to quote..

..Late Mr. V. Shantaram.

"Tread the right path"

"Combat evil, so with a smile...

you die"

Good night, dad. - What goodnight?

The discussion is not over.

One slap. One, one..

Shekar.

I will give him one.

Shekar.

V. Shantaram?

Yes, really. Really.

V. Shantaram.

Right.

Goodnight, honey.

Okay.

I will have all

the noodles and curd by myself.

The villain never loses

How is it possible? Never loses

"Beloved. Beloved."

"Beloved. Beloved."

I'll show you bad

Mom, what are you doing?

Hurry up. Time for school

Dad will take you today.

Dad.

We'll be late if Dad drives

Driving Miss Daisy!

Not any more.

'I'm bad

"Dance with me."

That is your dad, right?

No.

Okay. Bye, children.

Bye, dad.

Bye little April. - Bye.

Prateek, come here

Come, come, come.

Dad. You know I don't do that.

Yeah. Okay.

I want to tell you something

You like villains?

I'll make you a villain...

mightier than the hero

He'll never lose

You like that, don't you?

Give me your hand.

But never forget, Prateek

Evil is wicked and bad

Allow me to quote myself:

"Sell your soul to the Devil and

evil's shadow won't leave you"

Shadow.

Means "shadow"

Whatever?

Whatever is good.

World's bad villain.

Today's lesson is on LAN.

Local Area Network.

Who's Lucifer?

When I play video games...

my gaming name is Lucifer

WLAN. Wireless LAN.

Allows interconnectivity

between computers.

Ms. Boyle can log on

to our computers

Now I will seek connection

to all of your computers.

So then monitor

appears on this projection.

She'll ask for permission.

We say no

Fatso says yes

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