Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi Page #5

Synopsis: Have you ever stopped to think if the most ordinary, uninteresting, unobtrusive man you might see on the road or around you might have a love story to tell? Maybe not. How can an ordinary man have a breathtaking, goose flesh igniting, awe inspiring love story of all things to tell? This is what happened to Surinder Sahni (Shahrukh Khan) - a simple, clean hearted, honest man, leading a humdrum life, when he meets his total opposite and finds love in the flamboyant, fun-loving, vivacious - Taani (Anushka Sharma) for whom the whole world is her canvas and she paints her own life with the colours of rainbow all until unforeseen circumstances changes it all and brings them together. What follows is a journey filled with laughter, tears, joy, pain, music, dance and a lot of love. A journey that makes us believe that there is an extraordinary love story in every ordinary jodi (couple).

Genre: Comedy, Drama, Music

Director(s): Aditya Chopra

Actors: Shah Rukh Khan, Vinay Pathak, Anushka Sharma, M.K. Raina

Production: Yash Raj Films

3 wins & 11 nominations.


IMDB:: 7.2
Rotten Tomatoes:: 86%

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Year:: 2008
: 167 min
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Suri is Ieft saying...
... we are traveIing the Iove Iane,
Down the road we wiII meet again.
Put your Ieft Ieg in
And your right Ieg out
Come on baby, Iet's start
Turn your head around
Swing your Iegs up and down
That's aII it takes, Iet's start
Hey dude check it out
Sing, dance, twist and shout
Take my hand and hit the fIoor now
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Now fIick your hand to the tune
Like a cIock hand, from 7 to noon
You've got yourseIf a step
A step that's made you hep
Now swing your hip without a care
Like a figure of eight in the air
You've got yourseIf a step
A step that's made you hep
Hey dude check it out
Sing, dance, twist and shout
Take my hand and hit the fIoor now
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Throw a hand up, shake it weII
Like you're ringing a tempIe beII
You've got yourseIf a step
A step that's made you hep
Shake the other hand beIow
Like you'd tug a
kite to make it soar
You've got yourseIf a step
A step that's made you hep
Hey dude check it out
Sing, dance, twist and shout
Take my hand and hit the fIoor now
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
You both have been seIected...
... in the top 10 of
the dancing competition.
What wiII you have?
GoI guppa.
How many?
Sweetheart!
You just keep bringing them,
today there's no Iimit.
Very weII then.
What do you mean by no Iimit?
Raj partner goI guppa competition.
Competition in this too?
Oh! then teII me.
What prize does the winner get?
The winner can make the Ioser
do any one thing he wishes to.
Anything?
AbsoIuteIy, and the
Iooser can't refuse.
In that case Taani
partner you have Iost...
... because Raj wiII eat aII
the goI guppas in Amritsar...
... but won't Ioose.
See it then.
Hey man! bring on
the damn goIguppas.
Bring it on.
Bring it on.
Taani partner if you are
tired feeI free to give up.
Cheers!
CongratuIate me?
Huh!
I have been seIected for the
top 10 in the dance competition.
This is very good news
many many congratuIations.
I have made chicken rice today,
whiIe you change I'II heat it up.
Chicken Rice!!!
You don't Iike it?
Of course I Iike it, I Love it!
I'II just be back.
Your pIate?
I am fuII. I actuaIIy ate
a Iot of chaat on the way.
Raj and I went out to ceIebrate.
Raj... Who is Raj?
Oh! I totaIIy forgot to teII you.
Raj is my dance partner.
This dance competition is in pairs.
Each person is given a partner.
He has his own garage, Raju garage.
He is a very funny guy.
AIways makes me Iaugh!
You didn't Iike the biryani?
It's A-one... A-one.
Suri buddy, Taani was right
this Iove is a painfuI thing...
... there's pain in
disguising oneseIf, pain in dancing...
... and now pain even in eating.
This Iove wiII sureIy
kiII you one day Suri!
I'm so sorry.
You bIoody b*tch!
PIease mind your tongue,
I said sorry, right?
Keep quiet, I know
peopIe Iike you...
... You hit purposeIy
and then say sorry...
... so that the best
of the competition...
... goes out right at the
beginning, bIoody b*tch!
Hey you miss wannabe!
If you say b*tch once more
you won't know what hit you.
Taani partner, you just
ignore this miss wannabe.
Raj is here so why fear...
I'II taIk to her!
TaIk!
- What?
TaIk to me!
To heII with the taIk, I'II just
say sorry on my partner's behaIf...
... and you say sorry on
your partner's behaIf.
Make me say it!
- What?
Tiny! See what happened to my Ieg.
Tiny??
Tiny Singh. My name. Any probIem.
Oh no, no... size doesn't matter.
Man shouId be soIid Iike you.
My own pet name is
IittIe ... chicken IittIe.
Let's just put this behind us.
I'II say sorry on everyone's behaIf.
FuII and finaI sorry.
Happy famiIy... hug? Ok ok no hug.
B*tch!
What did she say?
Tich tich... She said tich.
And man your biceps are
gIowing in this Iight, I must say.
Where did you get this tattoo?
Leave it man!!
- Left it... Ieft it.
Who am I to catch you anyway?
BIoody b*tch! I shouId have
given her one tight sIap...
... and she'd be
dancing aII her Iife.
Taani partner can I say something?
Abusing doesn't suit you.
When did I abuse?
You just said... b for b*tch.
I know cdf as weII. Wanna hear?
No, no thank you. This
Is enough for today.
Dammit!!! BIoody DoIIy...
Move it... hoId this!
HoIding it... why
are you tying this...
She has Ieft... what are you doing?
Son-of-a-gun, take it easy man.
There they are.
Oh! no, that's a different coupIe.
DoIIy, b*tch.
I'II show you now.
Raj, get off.
I'm ready partner,
but what's the pIan?
Tiny, I suggest you mess with
peopIe your own size next time.
And DoIIy... Dance now!
HeII with Tiny!
Taani partner you are dhoom 3.
My best friend's
brother had a bike...
... and we used to steaI
and ride it every night.
I have three years of practice.
Any more surprises Taani partner?
You won't fIy away Iike Superman no?
You never know, wait and watch.
I have onIy been
waiting and watching.
So your wife was riding the bike?
Yes.
That too at the speed of 1220?
Yes.
And what were you doing?
I was sitting behind.
What were you doing at the back?
I had to hoId the handbag, right?
Oh man! A Iady is riding the bike...
... and you are sitting
behind hoIding a Iadies handbag.
You have spoiIt the whoIe macho.
Sorry Bobby, which
part of the bike is macho.
Is it very expensive?
Oh man it's not a bike
part it's a man's part.
Why do men ride bikes?
To Iook macho.
Why do they wear jeans?
To Iook macho.
But who is this macho?
Macho means manhood.
They show in fiIms, right,
that If heroines don't Iisten...
... the heroes just pick them up
and take them - that is macho.
Our action king Dharmendra is macho.
Our StaIIone Rambo is macho.
And you are sitting behind
hoIding a bag - destroyed the macho...
But now how can I
rectify this macho?
To start with never sit
on the backseat whether...
...it is the bike or your house.
The handIe must
aIways be in your hands...
... otherwise your wife
wiII never respect you.
And when you waIk you must
sweII your chest high Iike this.
Hey macho.
Hey macho.
Hey macho.
Hey macho.
Hey macho.
Hey macho.
Hey macho.
Hey Bobby.
What macho man?
GirIs are tying
rakhi aII around here...
... every girI is making
her partner her brother.
What if Taani gets into
the mood to do the same?
Do one thing. Go
hide in the bathroom.
That's exactIy where I am.
Even I have that much inteIIigence.
But now what do I do?
Do anything but just don't come out.
You can die but you
cannot Iet her tie the rakhi.
Ok best of Iuck buddy!
Raj... Raj are you inside?
Yes I am here.
My stomach is not keeping weII.

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Aditya Chopra

Aditya Chopra (born 21 May 1971) is an Indian filmmaker. His work as a director includes Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge (1995), Mohabbatein (2000), Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (2008) and Befikre (2016).He is also the current Chairman of India's multi-national film, media and entertainment conglomerate Yash Raj Films (YRF). Chopra has written and produced a number of critically acclaimed and commercially successful films under the banner such as Veer-Zaara (2004), Fanaa (2006), Band Baaja Baaraat (2010), Jab Tak Hai Jaan (2012), the Dhoom series (2004, 2006 & 2013), Sultan (2016) and the Tiger series (2012 & 2017). He has broken away from typecast through production of off-beat films such as Kabul Express (2006), Chak De! India (2007), Rocket Singh (2009), Dum Laga Ke Haisha (2015) and Hichki! (2018), that do not necessarily fit into the realm of "Masala films". Chopra is also the first to move towards a true film studio model through independent projects helmed by producers, writers and directors under his banner. Major production and post-production work of the company is now carried out of YRF Studios (co-founded by his ex-wife Payal Khanna), where Chopra serves as Chief Executive. As of March 2018, he has produced eight films that have accumulated worldwide gross earnings of more than ₹200 crore, which is the most for an Indian film producer. In December 2009, Chopra rejected an extremely aggressive acquisition bid by Walt Disney, valued upwards of ₹2500 crore, to remain and continue purely as an independent entity exclusively funded by domestic enterprises. Apart from emerging as an equitable brand, his company has earned the status of a movie movie mogul, through distribution networks spread across the globe. With a majority of his work being part of the highest grossing films of all time, the company is estimated to be net worth ₹6350 crore (FY17/18) by multiple NSE and BSE analysts, thereby making it the biggest and most successful film production company in the history of Cinema. The Government of India honoured him with the National Film Award for his contribution to the arts, on three separate years (1995, 2005 and 2007) through the Directorate of Film Festivals. In June 2018, he was awarded membership into The Academy by the Producers Guild of America. Widely regarded as one of the most influential and powerful executives in Indian entertainment, Chopra has however rejected the publicity and fame that came with being Yash Chopra's son and the Chief Executive of Yash Raj Films. He has remained extremely media-shy and a passive individual, battling constant reports of an alleged dysthymic disorder throughout his three-decade career, resulting in very few public photos of him being in existence. more…

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