Rabid Love Page #2

To open somebody else's mail.

I give you my permission, mom.

I give you my permission,

mom.

Mom.

Well?

Well?

"Miss Ross, we are pleased to

Well? "Miss Ross, we are pleased

to notify you that are invited to

"Miss Ross, we are pleased to notify you

that are invited to join us at the usc school of

Notify you that are invited to join us at

the usc school of medicine graduate prog..."

Join us at the usc school of medicine graduate

prog..." heather, honey, you didn't even

Medicine graduate prog..." heather, honey,

you didn't even tell me you applied to graduate

Heather, honey, you didn't even tell

me you applied to graduate school.

Tell me you applied to

graduate school. I didn't.

School. I didn't.

Are you sure it's for me?

I didn't. Are you sure it's for

me? Well, it says your name on

Are you sure it's for me?

Well, it says your name on it.

Well, it says your name

on it. It must be a mistake.

It. It must be a mistake.

I can just throw it away.

It must be a mistake. I can

just throw it away. No.

I can just throw it away.

No. I was just really looking

No. I was just really

looking forward to spending time

I was just really looking

forward to spending time with you.

Forward to spending time with

you. You've been away for so long.

With you. You've been away

for so long. I just miss you.

You've been away for so long. I just

miss you. Mom, just do me a favor and

I just miss you. Mom, just do me a

favor and hang on to it for me, and i'll

Mom, just do me a favor and hang on to it

for me, and i'll figure it out when i get back.

Hang on to it for me, and i'll figure it

out when i get back. Um, i got to go, okay?

Figure it out when i get back. Um, i

got to go, okay? Well, i love you.

Um, i got to go, okay?

Well, i love you. Be safe.

Well, i love you. Be safe.

Have fun with your friends,

Be safe. Have fun with

your friends, okay?

Have fun with your friends,

okay? Give John a smooch for me.

Okay? Give John a smooch for me.

Okay, mom. I love you, too.

Give John a smooch for me.

Okay, mom. I love you, too. Bye.

Okay, mom. I love

you, too. Bye. Bye.

You fellas doing some

hunting? Yes, sir.

Hunting? Yes, sir.

His uncle's got a house up by

Yes, sir. His uncle's

got a house up by the lake.

His uncle's got a house up by the

lake. We're gonna do a little hunting,

The lake. We're gonna do a little

hunting, maybe enjoy an adult beverage or

We're gonna do a little hunting, maybe enjoy an

adult beverage or two, but mostly we're just gonna

Maybe enjoy an adult beverage or two,

but mostly we're just gonna be relaxing.

Two, but mostly we're just

gonna be relaxing. All righty.

Be relaxing. All

righty. That'll be $16.00.

All righty. That'll be

$16.00. There you go.

That'll be $16.00. There you

go. Thank you for your business.

There you go. Thank you

for your business. Thank you.

Thank you for your business.

Thank you. You kids be safe, now.

Thank you. You kids

be safe, now. Hee-Hee.

You kids be safe,

now. Hee-Hee. Shotgun.

Hey, sheriff, you've got a

call.

Call.

# In the name of rock

# In the name of rock

# whoo-Hoo-Hoo

# In the name of rock #

whoo-Hoo-Hoo # all in the name of

# Whoo-Hoo-Hoo # all in

the name of rock 'n roll #

# All in the name of rock 'n

roll # # all in the name of rock

Rock 'n roll # # all in the

name of rock # 'cause it's all...

Ha ha ha. All right!

We are packed, baby.

We are packed, baby.

Let's go kill some bear.

Hey. Hey yourself,

mister. I love you.

Hey yourself, mister.

I love you. Hey.

I love you. Hey.

Who wants to get wet?

Hey. Who wants to get

wet? Uh, heather, it looks like

Who wants to get wet? Uh, heather, it

looks like you're already way ahead of me,

Uh, heather, it looks like you're

already way ahead of me, huh?

You're already way ahead

of me, huh? Lake?

Huh? Lake? I have

to chop some firewood

Lake? I have to chop some

firewood for tonight, but you two go

I have to chop some firewood

for tonight, but you two go ahead.

For tonight, but you

two go ahead. Mnh-Mnh.

Ahead. Mnh-Mnh.

You're so responsible.

Mnh-Mnh. You're so

responsible. Oh, my gosh.

You're so responsible. Oh, my

gosh. Gag me with a spoon, you guys.

Oh, my gosh. Gag me with

a spoon, you guys. Get a room.

Gag me with a spoon, you

guys. Get a room. Hello!

Get a room.

Hello!

Is there a problem, officer?

Francis! Hey, cuz.

I was wondering if we were

Hey, cuz. I was wondering if we

were gonna run into you this weekend.

I was wondering if we were gonna

run into you this weekend. Yeah.

Gonna run into you this weekend.

Yeah. I saw you guys come in, but, uh,

Yeah. I saw you guys come in,

but, uh, i had some local business to

I saw you guys come in, but, uh, i had

some local business to take care of.

I had some local business to

take care of. Where's John?

Take care of. Where's John? Johnny!

Where's John?

Johnny! Hi, stranger.

Johnny! Hi, stranger. Hey.

Hi, stranger. Hey. Johnny.

Hey. Johnny. Hi.

Johnny. Hi. Glad to see you.

Hi. Glad to see you.

Oh, uh, you remember heather

Glad to see you. Oh, uh,

you remember heather and adam.

Oh, uh, you remember heather

and adam. And this is summer.

And adam. And this is summer. Miss.

And this is summer.

Miss. What is that?

Miss. What is that?

It's a... it's a bear trap.

What is that? It's a... it's a

bear trap. Del let me borrow it for the

It's a... it's a bear trap. Del

let me borrow it for the weekend.

Del let me borrow it for the weekend.

John, i want you to take it out

Weekend. John, i want you to take

it out back and set it up somewhere

John, i want you to take it out back

and set it up somewhere near the cabin.

Back and set it up somewhere near

the cabin. Everything all right?

Near the cabin. Everything

all right? Yeah. Yeah.

Everything all right? Yeah.

Yeah. We just had a couple of hunters

Yeah. Yeah. We just had a couple of

hunters go missing a few weeks ago, and

We just had a couple of hunters go missing a few

weeks ago, and some people say they spotted one

Go missing a few weeks ago, and some people say

they spotted one out there but couldn't get a

Some people say they spotted one out

there but couldn't get a clean shot.

Out there but couldn't get a clean

shot. Hell, we even have some tree

Clean shot. Hell, we even have some

tree huggers that are running around

Hell, we even have some tree huggers that

are running around here, trying to convince

Huggers that are running around here,

trying to convince everybody not to shoot.

Here, trying to convince everybody not

to shoot. I'm sure if there is one it's

Everybody not to shoot. I'm sure if there

is one it's moved on by now, but, uh, just

I'm sure if there is one it's moved

on by now, but, uh, just to be safe.

Moved on by now, but, uh, just to be

safe. And, uh, keep your food inside,

To be safe. And, uh, keep

your food inside, too, okay?

And, uh, keep your food

inside, too, okay? Julie.

Too, okay?

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