Rags Page #3

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-My pleasure.

Let me pay you back somehow.

No no..

-Here.

I want you to come to this party

my dad's throwing.

Really?

-It's gonna be amazing.

Except i'll be working and have to miss out

on all the fun.

Wait!

Are you Kadee Worth?

Can i have your autograph?

-Sure.

It's Kadee Worth.

This is Kadee Worth!

You're late.

Nope, 58 seconds to spare, so..

If you'll excuse me.

What's this?

Invitation to..

Majesty Records' masquarade ball?

That's when they announce the winner

to the talent search.

Charlie, did you steal this?

No, i didn't steal it.

Kadee Worth gave them to me.

Right.. Kadee Worth gave it to you.

Kadee Worth, that's so cool.

It is.

Just give it back.

Charlie, i'm sorry..

I can't let this go to waste.

Excuse me?

Boys, your stepbrother has given you

the opportunity of a life time.

You're gonna go to that party and

you're gonna show Reginald Worth..

That he made a big mistake

rejecting your CD.

That is my invitation!

Charlie..

This is your opportunity too,

you..

You can stay behind and you can..

You can run the karaoke machine.

Consider it a promotion.

Boys, get to bed.

We gotta get up early and rent ourselves

some costumes.

Masquerade.. We're going..

Popularity is growing.

Our lyrics are flowing..

-the ladies..

-There's gonna be ladies?

There's gonna be ladies..

I can't do this anymore.

Are there gonna be ladies?

Diego, get my sewing machine.

You mean that sewing machine i found on the street

that you didn't want?

Yes, finally one of your pieces of junk

is gonna be of some use.

I'll get it in a second, can you believe someone

threw away this perfectly good bike?

Stop messing with the garbage, we gotta get

Charlie into that party.

What party?

Hey, done with your chores?

You're smiling.

Nobody smile about chores.

Ta da!

For you.

To work the karaoke machine?

For the Majesty Records' party.

Arthur gave my invitation to Androyd.

Come on, you're gonna let a detail

like an invitation to stop you?

No, i'm gonna let about a billion other things stop me.

Arthur will destroy me if he found out i went,

i have school tomorrow, there's tons of security..

Maybe even an X-Ray.

For you.

Your welcome.

-Thank you.

It's awesome, but..

Who's gonna MC karaoke

if i'm not here?

I'm your man.

Seriously?

-Yeah.

I've always wanted to do this job

and i know i can do a great job too.

What if i see Arthur at the party?

We thought of that.

You may see Arthur..

But Arthur will never see you.

Game changer.

Hey!

Boys! let's go!

Have a nice pity party.

You're having a party?

I was making fun of him, you idiot.

I gotta..

I'll bring you some cake.

I still don't know how i'm

gonna make it home before Arthur.

That'll be easy.

You're gonna take the fastest transportation

there is in this city.

Tada!

My trusted steed, is now yours.

Perfect!

Do you have the mask?

-Yeah.

Do you think he'll get in?

Not a chance.

Kadee, you're performing your number 1 single tonight

"Love you, Hate you". Looking forward to it?

Yes, i'm very excited, it's always great to perform

in front of a crowd.

Whether it's Madison Square Garden

or here.

Would you say, this is your most personal album to date?

When you say personal..

-Of course it is.

Of course it is, right?

Except for the part in the song

when she said she hates me.

Cause she doesn't, right?

Do you?

It's like when i was recording my album..

You never want to speak the truth..

Ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome Nick Cannon.

Thank you.

Welcome Majesty Records' guests.

Are you all ready to get down?

Let's do this.

Lloyd, shape up!

You'll never get discovered

makin a mess of yourself.

I'm more likely to get discovered..

What?

Think about it, you're walking to a party,

there's 2 guys standing.

One of them has barbeque sauce,

covering his face.

Me, i look at the sauce guy.

Andrew, would you like to go mingle

while your brother cleans himself up?

Absolutely.

Hey.

Hi, i'm Llyod.

-I'm tammy.

No.. No..

No!

Invitation?

That guy stole my ticket.

And i was like 'Use it, no way that doorman's gonna believe that's your ticket'.

And then he was like

"doormen are stupid."

What?

And i was like "doormen is a respectable profession

with a very rich history".

Wait here.

That worked.

Sorry.

Excuse me, i didn't see you.

No, it's my bad.

I didn't see you there, big guy.

Keep up the good work.

Bye.

Do i know you?

-No.

ALright, make some noise!

Come on, come on.

I got babies at home that make more noise than that.

Make some noise!

Yeah, that's what i'm talking about.

We got Kadee Worth in the building,

Ya'll make some noise!

What up, Nick!

-What's up, girl!

You all are looking beautiful,

let's go ahead and show in the Majesty Records, we know how to have a good time.

Are you ready to dance with your king?

No, i'm ready to dance with you.

Hey! Looking good.

Thanks, you too.

Thank you for doing this for me.

-Anytime.

Impressed.

Yeah.

Let's mix it up, party people!

Ya'll looking a little too comfortable.

I want everybody on the dance floor,

turn to your left and meet your new partner.

I guess you're my partner.

-I guess i am.

So, having fun tonight?

If i'm being honest..

Not really.

I guess now i am.

I don't know, i just have a hard time..

Relaxing and being yourself?

How do you know that?

I see.

Thanks for the dance,

you're pretty amazing.

No, it's true. You're too amazing

to be anything less than yourself.

Just be you.

Nice to meet you.

Alright, alright, it is time to announce the finalist

for the Majesty Records' talent search.

It should be Androyd.

And the winner is..

Fay Train!

Fay Train..

Ladies and gentlemen, i've just been informed

that the plane has been delayed.

And Fay Train will not be with us tonight.

What?

Why am i just hear, Irma!

I did not,

i was not aware.

I.. We could..

They're upset, somebody better give them

a runner up.

Sometimes opportunity knocks.

Sorry, off limits.

It's me, Charlie!

Hey man.

-Hey.

Check it out.

All done.

Rags?

Everyone needs a stage name.

I figured when you're huge, you need to remember

where you came from.

So all those millions of fans

don't go to your head.

This is the nicest thing

anyone ever done for me.

Don't get all emotional on me, now.

It's good by the way,

really good.

Hello, Majesty Records. I'm Andrew.

-I'm Lloyd, and we're Androyd.

No..

No..

Who are they?

Oh man, what are they doing?

You know these guys?

Unfortunately yes, those clows are sort of my stepbrothers.

I can't take this anymore.

This is your chance,

get up there.

What? On stage?

I can't do that.

If you're terrible,

nobody will know it's you.

Come on, you're gonna kill it.

-Okay.

What happened?

What did you do?

-Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for..

Rags!

Hey!

Stop it!

Charlie?

Let's get out of here.

No, i want to stay for the party.

These girls are totally checking me out.

They just want to interview you

for the Idiot Magazine.

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