Raiders Of The Lost Shark

-You're back!

-Yeah, took the short route.

This is the most god-awful

boring post I've ever had.

I'd kill you just

for something to do.

-What?

-Just kidding. Mostly.

What's up?

What do you mean?

You look like a kid with

your hand in the cookie jar.

You didn't.

Bring her out.

Hi.

Gary, you idiot,

if the boss knew

you brought a girl out

here, she'd skin you alive.

You're not gonna

tell her, are you?

Give me one good reason.

Easy. I brought

one for you too.

No, no no.

Hey, Gary.

Come on, Tyler.

There's nobody around.

We're guarding an empty lake.

Besides, me and Tracy

haven't seen each other

in almost a week.

Maybe we should go.

No!

We just want

to have some fun.

Alright, go ahead.

Aren't you coming?

Somebody's got

to mind the store.

Look, if this is gonna get

you into trouble, we'll leave.

Na, it's alright.

Aren't you going

to go with them?

-Three's a crowd

-Yeah. Coffee?

You come over here.

It's time for you to take

some of your medicine.

You're not the boss

of me. I'm Tyson!

Tyler.

What'd I tell you,

bro? Best idea ever.

I gotta tell you Gare, when

you're right you're right.

And brother, you're right.

Gary.

Don't worry, this

place is deserted.

Nobody ever comes here.

Besides, who's going to get

me in trouble, my supervisor?

-You know what?

-What?

-It's hot in here.

-You got that right.

No, I mean let's

get out of here.

You know I'm on the clock.

I can't just up and

leave the island.

Well then, let's

go under the stars then.

What do you think, Gare?

Can you handle

things without me?

Yeah. I got her covered.

Your romantic

evening awaits, my dear.

Such a gentleman!

Why can't you be a

gentleman like him?

Cuz you don't like gentlemen.

Yeah!

I guess, there?

Come on, lay down with me.

That water sure looks nice.

You look nice. Why

not come lie down with me?

No, I think I

wanna go for a swim.

A swim? But I brought bubbly

and a blanket and everything.

I'm sorry, what?

Come on, come for a swim!

Gary...

Wait for me!

You know, this isn't

so bad after all.

See, a woman knows best.

And if you're the kind

of guy I think you are

you'll recognize I'm boss.

Ungh!

You see, this is what

I'm talking about!

Quit messing around!

My horoscope was right,

you're no good for me.

Did you hear that?

You're no good for me!

If you don't show yourself in

five seconds we're through!

One... two... three...

It's about time

you smartened up.

RAIDERS OF THE LOST SHARK

I'm sorry that we're

boring you, Steven.

No not at all, Professor

Reynolds. I was just...

Having a dream? Well,

welcome back to reality.

-Sorry.

-Apology accepted.

Let's continue.

The megaladon was as species

of shark that originated

approximately

28 million years ago.

The sheer size of this

beast was staggering.

In some cases, up to and

over 60 feet in length.

-Professor Reynolds?

-Yes, Kim?

You said the shark originated

up to 28 million years ago?

That's right.

Well I was just wondering,

when did it become extinct?

There's speculation

that the creature died off

about 1.5 million years ago.

Speculation?

You don't think that this

could still exist, do you?

Professor Reynolds?

Sorry May. What

was your questions?

I was just wondering

about your thoughts

on the megaladon's extinction.

Do you think that

something like this

could still exist without

us knowing about it?

What about other

prehistoric sea life?

We know more about

the surface of the moon

than we do about the depths

of the oceans and the seas.

Reports of "submarine",

a 55 plus foot shark

feeding off the

coast of South Africa

are still being claimed today.

That's a big shark.

We've only just begun.

Tales of giant squid and octopus

have been reported for years

but only within the last

year have we actually

been able to record a

colossal squid in the wild.

We've only explored 5% of

what the oceans have to offer

and I don't think we

should close our minds

to the possibility

that maybe this,

or other prehistoric creatures,

could still exist today.

So, just because my speech took

up the majority of the class

does not mean that

the work falls behind.

I expect you all to read

chapters 5 through 7

for the next class and

write down what creatures

you think may still

be alive today.

Take into consideration

climate and food chain.

I look forward to reading

your responses on Monday.

Thank you everyone and

have a great weekend.

Gary, I don't see anything.

Do you have to yell so loud?

Geez, I think I drank too much.

What are you

yelling at me for?

For the love of

all that is holy

my head is about to explode!

Listen, Tyler and

Sarah never came back.

I need to get him

back to his post

before the next shift arrives.

Why is the sun so bright?

We'll have a science

lesson another time.

You're an ass!

Hey look, over there!

Check this out.

It doesn't match

what I'm wearing.

No, it's what

Tyler was wearing.

-You know what I think?

-What's that?

They probably finished off

a nice, romantic night

in each other's arms.

Clearly, they're nude

and I don't feel like rudely

waking up naked people.

I suppose I can't

argue with that.

You know what I do feel like?

What?

I'm going to freshen

up in the lake.

Mama.

You should come in

here, the water's amazing!

Best cure for a hangover!

I'm good, thanks.

So much for my big,

brave security guard boyfriend.

I'm not scared of the water

I just don't feel like

swimming right now.

Who are you trying to kid?

Kid, nothing. I'm just

a dry-ground kinda guy

in the morning, that's all.

Nice try, chicken!

So I'm a chicken, now?

A big chicken! A big

old hungover chicken!

You know when you

get back on dry ground

you're gonna get it, right?

I'm not the one

who's a big fat...

Tracy!

Tracy!

Tracy, where are you?

Tracy! Where are you?

Where the hell...

where the hell am I?

I gotta get out of here.

So you guys want to go to

Spaz's party tonight or what?

I don't know, Steve.

Spaz's parties get

pretty out of control.

Yeah, that's why we should

all go. It'll be a riot.

To be honest, I'm not a huge

fan of Spaz to begin with.

Why not?

Cuz he's a spaz, maybe?

Ok, so what do you

guys want to do tonight?

Any bright ideas?

Isn't Wiener having a party?

Even worse.

What was up with

Professor Reynolds today?

She seemed really out of it.

Like, she drifted

off five times.

She probably just needs a

weekend of rest and relaxation.

Works for me

whenever I tune out.

Yeah, you must get

a lot of rest then.

Shut up!

No seriously, did some

stuff happen to her?

Like, bad stuff when

she was a kid, maybe?

I bet it was the island.

Yeah, I heard about it

when I was in high school.

She and some friends

went out to this island

and stuff got all messed up.

Yeah, I heard about that.

I just didn't know

Reynolds was involved.

Yeah, she was

the only survivor.

-Knock it off.

-Wait, what?

Come on, you have to

fill me in on this.

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