Raja Hindustani Page #2

Yes. It's the residence of

my Uncle and Aunt.

This taxi too belongs to them.

I only drive it around.

Are they your blood relatives?

No.

It's not blood that ties us

together, but our hearts.

You know how we Indians form

a relationship everywhere.

My relationship with Uncle and

Aunty too is a similar one.

Hurry up! Go and tell Uncle

that Madam has come.

All right.

Also tell them that she has

brought two maidservants along.

Hey! What did you say?

What happened? You cut your

hands, didn't you?

Hey! What're you doing?

Why?

People say that if a tigress

tastes blood...

she doesn't spare

anybody alive.

Really? So I'm a tigress, eh?

And what're you?

I'm a sheep.

You've come?

Yes. Boss too has come.

He has brought

along a madam too.

A Madam...?

A madam with Raja?

Let me go and see which Madam

Raja has brought along.

You're very beautiful.

What's your name?

Aarti.

Ah! What a lovely name!

Yes, it's a lovely name.

You may stay here for

as long as you wish.

You don't have to go

to any hotel.

Come on.

Please come, Madam.

Go and get the luggage.

And you, maidservants...

Go and help him.

Please come, Madam.

Just a minute.

I'd forgotten.

She's my wife.

And this poor man is my husband.

He's performing his duties.

Uncle and Aunty are always

pulling each other's leg.

Why're you standing far away?

Come closer.

Greetings.

Bless you.

What're you doing?

Guests stand for good fortune.

How can good fortune enter the

house without a welcome?

Yes, of course.

Hey!

Why did you throw water on me?

I couldn't help it. After all,

it was only a hand. It shook.

The day my hand shakes, your

brains will start shaking.

It's your mind which

is wavering, Boss!

What did you say?

Whom were you gazing at?

I was admirling the morning....the

Sun that shines so brightly!

But the sun rises

in that dirlection.

When did it get to rise

in this dirlection?

You're getting to be

too smart nowadays.

Want a beating?

For your beautiful Sun's sake!

Well...wash the car

properly today.

I must take madam

to the market today.

Please come.

Look at this beautiful

taxi-stand of Palanpur.

She hasn't come here from Mumbai

just to see a taxi-stand.

Hey! This taxi-stand is

our bread-earner.

If you criticise it, I'll punch

your ears and nose together!

What's this?

What's going on? Come on...

let's go and see something else.

All right...as you wish.

Wait a minute...you can't leave

without meeting my dearest friend.

Hey there!

Who is it?

Raja! My friend!

My dear friend!

Madam! This is my friend!

My dearest friend.

He's the president

of this taxi-union.

And this is madam!

She's come from Mumbai.

Greetings. Please come in.

Let me serve you refreshments.

I've got some shopping to do.

Yes...I've got to help her

with the shopping.

But please treat the two of

them. I'm going with madam.

Sure. You can sit with me and

enjoy some refreshments!

Meanwhile, I'll do some shopping.

Don't you worry.

How're you related to Madam?

I'm her body-guard.

You're a robust body-guard.

Why don't you embrace me too?

Leave me! Leave me!

Scoundrel!

Just a minute.

Let me go!

You're all right.

Just once more.

Leave me!

There's something wrong.

Please come inside.

Please come in.

Sit there. Sit here.

Bring two glasses of

some great butter-milk!

It's so warm. Come on...

Take off your sweater.

It's so warm. Take it off.

Let me go. I won't remove it.

Why not? I'll remove it for you.

Strange! A brave man takes off

his dress at the drop of a hat!

But he's feeling shy

as ifhe were a girll!

She is a girll. Wouldn't she

feel shy like a girll then?

Are you a girll?

That's why I was wondered...

why bells rang in my mind

everytime I touched you!

Beware! Don't you

call me a girll!

This is Aarti speaking.

Yes...?

Pass on the phone to father.

He hasn't yet returned

from Germany.

When will he return?

In a few days time.

Ifhe telephones, please

tell him that...

I'm not staying at the Taj, but

with a very nice couple.

Theirl address is...

Fax your address to us.

Whether she lives at the Taj, or

elsewhere, why must I bother?

I disconnected the phone.

You're an expert in

faking the act, Sister.

I've learnt from none

other than you, Brother.

Well said...if you continue to

follow my dirlections...

the whole property will be

transferred to our name one day.

And what about Aarti?

Her problem will be

solved by itself.

Just a minute, Madam.

Take this, Madam.

What is it?

Please keep it.

But what is it?

Shopkeepers here give guides a

commission for bringing customers.

This is my commission.

You may keep it. You're

entitled to it.

No, Madam. How can I take

commission from your money?

Please keep it.

What did you say?

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

What did you say?

When I say thank you, you

should say ''you're welcome''.

What was that?

What?

Firlst say you...

Not Gu...say You.

Never mind. You won't be

able to say it. Let's go.

I won't be able to say it?!

Why won't I be able to say it?

Come on, Raja.

Let's go, Madam.

What did she say?

Yes...

Boss...

What is it?

You're doing it without reason.

Nothing's going to happen.

Just get lost!

It's your time to get lost.

Madam has been asking for you.

What? Has Madam asked for me?

That's wonderful!

Madam....you asked for me?

I've got such a nice place

to live in, thanks to you.

You've showed me

around the whole town,...

helped me in the shopping...

and you didn't even

collect your commission.

That was only my duty, Madam.

But you didn't even ask for

any money. Why?

Where's the hurry?

I'm here. And you're here too...

You'll be here for

a few days, won't you?

Still...take this.

But this is too much, Madam.

I've asked Rajnikant

for the accounts.

This 800 rupees is for the taxi.

And this 200 rupees

is your tip.

My tip?

Yes.

How can I accept

any tips from you?

Why not?

I can't accept it.

Why not?

You can accept it from others,

and why not from me?

Are you feeling shy?

Is this less?

Do you want some more?

Take it, I say...

Keep it!

All right. You may go now.

Yes...?

Fool!

Don't worry. I'm with you.

Let me speak.

Hey! Raja!

What is it?

Come...we want to go

to the market.

I don't want to go

to the market.

Why not?

The boss is in a foul mood.

Foul mood, my foot! There's nothing

wrong with the car, is there?

Didn't I say that I won't

go to the market?

Are you doing us a favour? Haven't

we paid you for the cab?

You, there!

Just a minute.

The madam has paid me.

I'm answerable only to her!

not to her servants!

Look at how he uses

his tongue!

You there!

If the boss gives you a punch,

you'll begin shaking terribly.

Don't you dare touch him!

If I go and complain

to madam...

How dare you try to scare me

by using her name!

Go and complain to her!

I'm not scared ofher.

You aren't scared?

We're not scared.

Leave them. Let's go.

Not like this.

How else?

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