Raju Gari Gadhi 2

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Oh my god! Do spirits possessso much power?

I don't think anyone can stand themif they are seeking revenge

Enough! we are roaming around hereat night since 10 years.

Have you seen a single spirit?There are no such things. Spirits, huh?

Hello Hello Can you hear me?

I came in the morning for land registration

Not the land? Landrover?Where is that site?

Uncle, that's not a site.Its a car

What are you talking?

You look like the brand ambassador to black paint.Why would I even talk to you?

Give him a big round of applause.

Hello.- Sir.

Mr. Raju is waiting in the carsince an hour

What's the delay with the registration?Tell me if there's no money.

I will arrange the registrationwith someone else

It's not about the money. The third friendamongst us hasn't come yet. - Yes.

Where is he?- There he is.

Why are you late?- We are starting a business for the first time.

I went to the temple and prayed for usto be together forever

Super Come, we are latefor the registration.

"One word One path One dream"

"We will always be together"

"We are brothers from different mothers,We live by the same accord"

"What else can we ask God for?This friendship is a boon to us"

"Beautiful life Beautiful life"

Thank you.

"Beautiful life"

"Every minute is wonderful"

"Beautiful life Beautiful life..."

"Beautiful life Beautiful life"

"Fortune of many lives"

"Beautiful life Beautiful life"

"We dedicate it to friendship"

WOW.

What a beauty! What a beauty!- Correct.

What a booty! What a booty!

Soft and smooth

Hey! I can't take anymoreof your weird romance. Wake up!

What are you doing? Get up!- Sorry sir.

Your wife is like a sister to me.I was just

Was that a dream? - You will obviouslyhave dreams if you sleep for this long.

What are you talking?This is our resort.

Nobody will object us for sleeping.

If the customer leaves without the billing,we will be in trouble.

Go and collect the remaining balance moneyfrom room number 8

Guests and accounts is your department,Food and alcohol is my department.

I will not interfere in yours businessand you don't interfere in mine

Would you touch my feet if I interfere?- Was that supposed to be a joke?

Doubt, huh?- Remind me at night. I will laugh at it.

Enough.- Hey! Be serious.

We have to work hard for the next five years.

And open our branches in Chennai, Kochi,Mumbai, Dubai, London and Paris

This is our target. - Before doing all thatWe will open in Bangkok first

For what?- For that.

Really? - It's legal there, you know?- Do they have that too?

Girls have licenseand boys have workouts.

Superb.

If we have a resort there,

We can offer service to our customersand enjoy the service in free time, Easy.

Isn't it?

He will not enjoy and won't let us enjoy.- Good boy. Leave him here.

Alright but my body is craving for a girl.- I too feel the same.

Let's go.- Come on.

Here are the vegetables you asked for.

How much do they cost?- 350 rupees.

These vegetables won't cost so much,I will give you 350 rupees.

Give.

Money is in my shorts. Take it

Money means cash.What are you holding?

The bell rang, I am going for prayersand will be right back.

You hold these vegetables.- Ok.

My dear children, Lord is like a fatherto all of us.

He had first created Adam and Eve

Dear Church Father, I have a doubt.Shall I ask?

Go ahead.

There was no one born beforeAdam and Eve? isn't that true?

Jesus was born later in a manger.

We happen to celebrate Christmas since then.Isn't it?

Dear.- Father.

Meet me in the room after class.I will answer it for you specially. - Alright.

So, everyone in this worldare Adam and Eve's children.

So, every woman is to be respectedlike a sister

Father.- Dear.

if every woman is treated like a sister,where will new sisters come from?

Wouldn't that be the end of the world?- Dear.

Will you answer this in the room too?- Yes, my son.

Not finding an answer to my questionswould be a curse to this world, Father.

Sir, where do you want meto put the coffee?

Sir, where do you want meto put the coffee?

Put it in Kakinada. I will fly to Rajahmundry,then take a car to Kakinada and drink it

Isn't that better?- Alright.

Hey... Where are you going?- Didn't you ask me to keep it in Kakinada?

Hey... You really don't understand humor

Come, put that coffee on my face.- Ok.

Hey... I was just kidding.Give it to my hands.

In my hands.- As you wish.

Thank you.- Enjoy.

Did you put jaggery in the coffee?- Yes. I really like jaggery.

Hey... Use your brains.Who puts jaggery in coffee? - Sir.

Know that there is a guy like me to stop anyonefrom raising his hand on a woman

Enough of your heroism. -Sir,you don't listen to me.

Haven't you seen Ashwin?Look how he is dancing with those chicks

I am watching.- Keep watching,

If you waste anymore time, you wouldhave nothing left to squeeze. - Shut up.

Nisa darling,

You are provoking me with your dance.

I will have some fun with you today.

Hey, what are you doing?- Silly question.

Does anyone run in a swimming pool?I am swimming, man

I have a class going on here.- So what? Not my problem.

Hi, Nisa.- Hi.

Refreshments.

Thanks.

This is for Nimmi...Smoothie with less sugar - Thank you.

This powerhouse drink is forthe pretty Suhasini

'Suhanisa'

Suha - sona?- No, No, Suhanisa.

Whoever it is, you are wonderful.- Thank you.

What rubbish! How can you compareapples with oranges?

Here comes the English dubbing king.- Doesn't he speak Telugu?

He doesn't speak English too.That is why he failed in Engineering..

I failed on purpose.

- Who knows?- Because I quit,

This bloody education system in India.I quit.

If I studied like them, I wouldhave ruined my career and vision

You don't look like their classmate.- Hello Aunty.

Put some water on your face and iron it.Your wrinkles would disappear

Everyone says I'm pretty like a doll.- Do you know that?

You look like a grandma.Who says you are pretty?

Don't hurt me,I am still a bachelor.

You look like a mother to ten.How can I believe you are a bachelor?

So, just remember one thing.

Everybody might be the same before law.

But everybody may not be the samebefore biology.

But zoology is different to Anthropology.- Wow, What a statement!

Hey bold and beautiful,Don't you want linda goodmen star sign.

Ofcourse you have it?- You say it. I have it.

Let's get out of this sh*t. Come on.

Bye guys. Oh no,I can't look at his romantic feats.

I will jump into this juice and die.

All the best.- Rest in peace.

Cheers.

What is that?- Spanish fly, World's second best aphrodisiac

What does it mean?

A drug to boost the lust in you.

Just a drop of this and you can showstars to the other person

To whom?- Suhanisa.

Hey... Nisa is my student.Don't mess with me with all your crazy.

Go away good boy.

I already got Suhanisa to cancel your Zumba classand set her for a date with me

Hey... You know that I like Nisa, right?

Will my car run with diesel in your car?- What?

Won't we switch on lightsif there is moonlight in the sky?

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