Rango Page #4
Stay with me...
What do you think happens then?
Why we'd all be drinkin'!
Before you know it,
there wouldn't be anymore water!
We'd be thirsty!
Real thirsty!
Why we'd turn on each other
like a bunch of animals!
Now, look here. We have got
six days of water...
Fi.. - We have got five
days of water.
As long as we got water,
we got ourselves a town.
Sheriff Rango is right. As long
as we have this water, we have some hope.
And you can all take it from me.
My one hundred percent
full time employment from this moment
I'll protect our precious, natural, resource.
Ain't no one gonna tango
with the Rango!
Good evening, ladies.
- Good evening, sheriff.
Hold on their, Gordy. Now you
get on back in there and assert yourself.
I think you'll find the people in this
town to be surprising hospitable.
Thank you, sheriff!
What? Not you!
I stand corrected.
This ain't the bank!
- Hold you, Jedidiah!
Hold it right there!
- It's the sheriff.
Get them hands up
where I can see 'em.
Just as I suspected. Prospecting
without authorized equipment!
Don't move a muscle!
- Prospectors?
Now, here's the shovels, pickaxe, drills,
some snacks, puzzle works
and you gonna need the permit.
Ezekiel! Jedidiah! What the
Sam hill's goin' on up there?
I've had colobs removed
smarter than the two of you!
Hells bar! This ain't the bank! - Pappy,
the Sheriff is standin' right here!
Helpin' us out.
- Gonna give us a permit for prospecting.
That's right, sir. Just doin' my duty.
The lonely constable on his rounds,
keepin' and eagle eye out
for meyham and malfeasance.
Does he look like he sounds?
- Uhum.
If we was to hit the mother load,
being prospectors and such,
where would we deposit said annuity?
Well, in Dirt we happen to have the finest
financial institution this side of Missouri.
Protected mornin', noon and night
by yours truly.
Much obliged.
The bank's been robbed!
The bank's been robbed!
O, God Lord,
the bank's been robbed!
What's goin' on?
- I don't know. The water is gone!
What's he sayin'?
- The bank's been robbed!
Doctor Marks, I'm on fire,
embrace me!
The bank's been robbed,
the town is striked...
to die of thirst or equal,
what they thought is all his fault
All right folks, stand back, clear
the area, this is a crime scene now.
Secure the perimeter, dust for prints
and fiber, scamper DNA
I wanna urin sample from everyone
and get me a latte.
Don't mix up the two...
What's this? Prospecting permit?
- I'll take that. Material evidence!
What are we doin' now, sheriff?
- We need that water.
We're all gonna die! - Friends,
we all know what we have to do.
That's right. We all know
what we have to do now.
And that would be?
(Form a posse).
- Form a possum"!
A posse.
in orderly fashion.
First of all, does anybody here know
how to use a firearm of any kind?
All right then.
What do we do now,
sheriff?
Now,...
we ride.
Where're we going?
- What?
Where're we going?
Now, as my deputy you'll be in charge
of all trackin' and findin' of villains.
Utilizin'' your well developed ingenuity.
No offense taken.
So which way do you think they went?
or commune
with a buffalo or somethin'?
Oh... you're good!
I am depending on you, Spoons.
You got a little tobacco ih your beard.
Always good to have a medical man on,
doc? - Reptiles gotta stick together!
Right, my brother? - I'm an amphibian.
- Ain't no shame in that...
Woh! Are you sure you're fit for
duty there, soldier? - What?
Well, you gotta a little
something in your eye there...
Oh, that! That there is conjunctivitis,
sir. It's hereditary.
Oh... I'm glad to hear
it ain't contageous.
Now, just wait a cotton pickin' minute!
A posse ain't no place for a...
Never mind.
Woh! Woh! Hold on there, little sister.
Someone's gonna have to look
after the town while I'm gone.
- Can I get to shoot someone?
Uh...let's put a pin in that.
Sheriff, you're gonna bring that water
back, aren't you?
Count on it, little sister.
Which way do we go, sheriff?
- There's tunnels everywhere!
The whole town is purpurated
with them.
How'd them fellas found
the bank, anyways?
Khm...Gentlemen, if we can stay
on the task here? - Sheriff, over here.
Would you look at that!
Like seeing the face of God!
- Amen, brother.
I remember when it used to flow
every Wednesday.
Those were the halcyon days...
Must be a reason she quit
on us...
Whatever the reason, someone
is controlling this here water!
What do you say, sheriff?
Clearly, the robbers came
from this direction.
I say we track this pipe
back to its hydraulic origin,
and apprehend the culprits
behind this aquatic conundrum.
What'd he say? - I thin he said
follow the pipe. - He said follow the pipe.
Whatever you do,
do not look down!
What is this place?
- It's an aquafor.
Ah...What is aquafor?
- Well, it's for aqua.
Well, it's empy now!
Thank you, big one.
It's the end of the line.
- Don't go no further.
Someone or something is
messing with our hydration.
And that pipe has something
to do with it.
Now, I thought we was following
bank robbers!
We're experiencing a paradox shift!
on your face if you don't shut up!
Quite you savages! Stop your battlin'.
You're effectin' my cogitation.
Wow! I got it!
Snap out them torches!
Smart thinking there,
fellow!
Start climbing! - Get your boot
out of my face!
Not bad, ha, Beans? - If you keep
thinking like that,
your hat's gonna catch on fire.
- Well, you know...
You get on the road...
ahhh! Hot, hot, burn, ow...
Poor things... All they wanted
was a little water.
Cactis dying of thirst?
They don't bold way...
Hey look what I've found!
- What'd you got?
I saw it first!
- It got some water!
It's mine!
- Give me that!
Aaa...It's empty anyway.
- I knew that...
Hey, where'd you find that?
- Sheriff, you gonna wanna see this!
It's Mr. Merrymack,
from the bank.
What's he doing here?
All right, lemme see it. - Looks like
them barriment shot him in the back!
No...this man wasn't shot.
He was drowned.
Drowned?
- In the middle of the desert?
Oh, what a way to go...
Well now... who's boot prints
are those?
That's interesting. Ground still wet...
- I suppose we should bury him...
Oh, no...birds gotta eat too.
- Circle of life!
Hey, what's that there dumb
Indian doin'?
I see you're consulting
with the spirits.
No, I'm molting. Means
I'm ready to mate.
Oh. I'll keep that in mind.
Cactus fruit.
Ah, yes. The ancient cactus fruit!
I believe you people use it as seasoning
while preparing your native dishes.
Also natural laxative.
Pick up trail. Three men, headed west.
One blind. One with...
...a large prostate, riding side saddle.
What...What'd he say?
- They're ridin' side saddle!
What? - Sshh! We're whisperin'.
- What'd he say?
Someone's got a bad south.
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