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Careful, sir.

She's known as

the 'Queen of Panipat'.

It's very sharp.

Your King Edward VII

was smitten by this beauty.

I see.

But Your Majesty,

just for my curiosity,

how much is this sword worth?

Let's just say that

if I send this to

the Indian National Army,

then Boss's army can get

whatever they need

to free India from you.

In that case,

I may just have to snatch it.

Please stand back.

Ms. Julia, your film has completed

25 weeks, how do you feel about it?

Ms. Julia, what's the name

of your next film?

Ms. Julia, who is the hero

of your next film?

Bloody hell!

Bloody hell!

Ms. Julia,

you're a hero in reel life.

But who is your hero in real life?

Who is that lucky man?

The nation wants to know.

Rusi.

RUSI BILLIMORIA DECLARES

HIS LOVE FOR MS. JULIA

Cyrus, let's go.

- Mummy, please, just a while longer.

- I said, let's go, dear.

- Daddy, tell her.

- It's OK.

Hello Zen, how are you?

The same as I was

when you left happy.

Daddy, who's this?

Tell me, who is this?

Tell me, who is this.

Your daddy's mistress.

Daddy, what's a mistress?

Love is never deliberate, grandpa.

It just happened.

You were an action star, Rusi.

When did you become a romantic hero?

Forgive me, grandpa.

"One times two makes two."

"Two times two makes four."

"One times two makes two."

"Two times two makes four."

"Four times four makes sixteen!"

"Praise the lord! My heart

crows aloud, cock-a-doodle-do!"

"Listen to it, cock-a-doodle-do!"

"Listen to it.."

"I'm the lover,

you're the love interest!"

"One times makes three,

Three times makes nine!"

It's not easy for me to refuse

David, but I'm sorry, Major.

I can't risk Julia's life knowingly.

Mr. Billimoria..

- Please trust us.

- This one.

This is the frame, take it out.

Sorry? What were you saying?

Nothing.

Britishers, leave India!

Britishers, leave India!

Britishers, leave India!

Long live revolution!

Britishers, leave India!

Britishers, leave India!

The country has gone insane.

If the British leave,

we'll be ruined.

- Parrot.

- What?

You're Rusi's parrot.

But it's true!

We can keep protesting and fasting,

but no one is going anywhere.

Britishers, leave India!

Someone is definitely

going somewhere!

You knew?

No.

MISS JULIA TO ENTERTAIN

TROOPS AT BURMA BORDER.

I'm not going to Burma!

Come here.

Come, come

Hey kiddo!

You didn't even ask me once.

Gemini Pictures has shut down.

Madras Talkies' new film

has been stalled halfway.

- Why?

- It's wartime, kiddo.

Germany Hitler.

Hitler watches Hindi movies?

It's the raw stock, my stupid kiddo.

Germany used to supply earlier,

they stopped it due to the war.

Now it comes from England.

- So?

- So..

No show, no film.

No film, no Julia.

Sergeant Hukum Singh, sir!

I killed 6 Italian

soldiers in Egypt.

Beautiful.

Sergeant Chandra Bhaan Singh, sir!

9 German soldiers and a Major in Libya.

Very beautiful.

Sergeant Nawab Malik, Sir!

I didn't kill any enemy soldiers.

Sir, he was a POW.

Captured in Rangoon.

A former Chindit.

- Did you escape a Japanese prison?

- Sir!

Without killing any Japanese?

I killed 27 traitors of

the Indian National Army. Sir!

Splendid, splendid, splendid!

By god, it's unbelievable!

Rusi.. Rusi, come. Come on!

Come in.

- What happened?

- Grandpa suffered a heart attack.

- What?

- I have to stay back.

- I won't go alone.

- Kiddo, please understand.

Rusi, I won't go alone! Rusi!

Ms. Julia, please.

Hey, leave me!

Ms. Julia, please!

- Who are you?

- No, Julia quiet.

What happened to Julia?

What's the chaos?

Who are you? Introduce yourself.

Sergeant Nawab Malik.

I'm in charge of

Ms. Julia's personal security.

I'll make sure that

you end up in housekeeping,

- if it's the last thing I do!

- Calm down, Julia.

Calm her down.

- Is he an actor or a soldier?

- Who is he?

What happened? Julia..

Weird!

I'm going to pee, wanna join me?

Ladies only.

You're so stubborn.

Everyone warned you

about doing that stunt.

You know it wasn't my fault.

It was mine.

I should have stopped you then.

Like I did today.

BY Wing to me.

No.

By hiding the truth.

Zenobia wants a divorce.

That cannot happen

as long as I'm alive.

What do you want?

The End.

We are terminating Julia's contract.

She's the biggest

star of this studio.

There are dozens of Julias

on every street of India.

Find another.

Tap... tap, tap

Hey tap tap, tap

Tap tap, tap

Hey tap..tap, tap

Tap tap tap, drips the smile

Tap tap, tap

bursts forth the smile

Tap... tap, tap

Tap tap tap, drips the smile

bursts forth the smile

Every bit precious

Sweet as candy

Adorning the cheeks. .

Is a cute dimple

Adorning the cheeks

is a cute dimple

It fills up slowly

tap, tap, tap

Tap, tap, tap Tap, tap, tap

Once you dive into that dimple,

deeper and deeper

you fall into the mystery.

Once you dive into that dimple,

deeper and deeper

you fall into the mystery.

Dance away to the chime of the anklets,

Tip-tap-toe!

Once you dive into that dimple,

deeper and deeper

you fall into the mystery.

The train passes over the bridge

chug.. chug.. chug..

The river flows under, bubbling along

budd.. budd.. budd..

The train passes over the bridge

The river flows under, bubbling along

The boatman charters about

trapping shadows in the water

O boatman

you let the boat float away..

O boatman

you let the boat float away..

The cloud has a dimple,

There's water in the dimple,

and it rains down Tap, tap, tap

Tap, tap, tap tap, tap, tap

Once you dive into that dimple,

deeper and deeper you

fall into the mystery.

Once you dive into that dimple,

deeper and deeper you

fall into the mystery.

Tap... tap, tap

Hey tap tap, tap

Tap... tap, tap

Hey tap tap, tap

- Level it.. level..

- OK, sir?

Tighten the nuts and bolts quickly.

Tighten that one.

My sincere apologies, Miss

Julia. It was the wild elephants.

Anyway, we have arranged for rafts.

Once we cross the river,

it's only 15 minutes to base-camp.

- And to get to the river?

- Half an hour.

BY foot?

My donkey is at your service.

He told me that he's a sergeant.

Make way! Move aside, please!

Keep moving!

Let go. I can ride a stupid donkey.

It's a she..

Yes, this ass here is a woman.

- Sergeant!

- Sir!

You go on ahead.

I'll escort Ms. Julia.

Sir!

I'm no less than Julia,

she's my junior.

I don't care

I can't walk,

I want a donkey right now!

Of course, Queen Victoria.

Why don't we ask King George

to send you his private plane?

Shut up, Julia's pimp!

Oh really? See if I help

when you need your moustache waxed.

Beauty with a mooch!

You're not going on this.

- Why not?

- Well..

This is Ms. Julia's raft.

OK, alright.

Take this.

Julia, hereafter,

this White man is your butler.

Take care of her.

- Malik!

- Sir!

You'll go with Ms. Julia.

C'mon, let's get on it.

It's getting late.

My fairness cream, please.

It's in the bag.

Makes you radiant like the moon,

white like snow.

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