Ready

''Let's go.''

''Let's go.''

''Let's go.''

'My name is Prem. I was introduced

to you in the end.'

Hello, Mr. Aasim.

- Hello!

'This is my family. The people

you see on the screen right now..'

'The gentleman is my father.'

'And the lady is my mother.'

'My dad has a terrible

habit of.. what was it again..'

'Yes, of forgetting things.

Come, I will show you the proof.'

You are that.

- That?

Welcome to the wedding.

- Yes. Come inside and keep that.

The gift?

- That. No, no, no, that. That.

Please have a seat.

- Please have a seat. - Thank you.

Welcome. Welcome.

- Hello. - Hello.

Wow!

The steamed potatoes

have no steam in them.

And there is no saffron

in the saffron sweetmeat.

Really?

What really?

I was just tasting them.

Look, what happened with all

the tasting that you've done.

'That's Prem's uncle,

Laxman Kapoor.'

'And his wife, Kiran.'

''I love you.

I love you. I love you.''

What is it?

You are dancing with joy.

Why? - You didn't dance

so much at our wedding.

I'm celebrating someone else's joy.

That was a suicide.

- Suicide?

My joy. Does anyone

dancing when he is happy?

Not suicide.

'That's Prem's uncle,

Bharat Kapoor.'

'And his wife, Suman.'

Look, brothers, if there is that

at that then that will happen.

What that and that will happen?

If there is lack of

anything at the wedding..

..then we will get defamed.

- Okay. Okay.

Don't worry, brother..

- Everything will be fine. - Sure?

'These three brothers love each other

a lot, like Ram, Laxman and Bharat.'

'And co-incidentally

their names are..'

'..Ram, Laxman, Bharat.'

By the way, where is my that? That?

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It will ruin the wedding.

- No, it is taller than a bottle.

That.. That..

- The bride.

She is inside.

- Not the bride. That.. That..

A child. - How can there be

a child when he is not married?

My child. My child.

- His child. Prem. Prem. Say that.

Where is that idiot? - No, brother.

Don't call him an idiot.

This wedding is taking

place because of him. - Yes.

Khushi would have never agreed..

..if he wouldn't have

reasoned it out with her. - Right.

'Khaman Dhokla'.

- 'Khaman Dhokla'.. - Brother..

Gaurav had gone inside to

meet Khushi for two minutes.

Half an hour has passed by.

Go and check what's happening.

The auspicious hour is passing by.

- Really?

'It is their friend and neighbour

Mr. Pathak's daughter's wedding..'

'..whose name

co-incidentally is Khushi.'

Khushi. Khushi, my child.

Where are you?

Son-in-law.

Son-in-law.. what happened?

Who did all this? Where is Khushi?

She ran away.

- She ran away?

She ran away with her lover.

- Lover? Who is her lover?

Your neighbour, the Kapoors..

Their pampered, spoilt,

rascal, scoundrel son. Prem.

''Girls are the most

intoxicating thing in the world.''

''Everyone I see here is

surrounded by beauty.''

''Everyone is

philandering in name of love.''

''If I do so I am of

a loose character.''

''If I do so I am of

a loose character.''

''Boys are the most

intoxicating thing in the world.''

''Everyone you see is

surrounded by beauty.''

''Everyone is

philandering in name of love.''

''If I do so I am of

a loose character.''

''If I do so I am of

a loose character.''

''It's a simple formula.''

''The fundamental of

love is hollow.''

''If the thirst is satisfied..''

''..my heart stays cool.''

''Why do people make false promises

by holding someone's hands?''

''Only a fool can say

'love you forever'.''

''One just needs to drink it.''

''The nectar of youth is

intoxicating.''

''What difference does it make..''

''..whether you are holding

Munni or Sheila in your arms?''

''Everyone is

philandering in name of love.''

''If I do so I am of

a loose character.''

''If I do so I am of

a loose character.''

''This discussing is

popular on Facebook.''

''The fun lies in the first look.''

''Who looks at a beautiful face

again and again?''

''In the frame of the heart..''

''..why should there

be the same picture. ''

''You should change it

every day like the calendar.''

''The thinner the waist

the more fun it is.''

''It's all good for me.''

It doesn't matter if the colour

of the eyes is black or blue.''

''Everyone is

philandering in name of love.''

''If I do so I am of

a loose character.''

''If I do so I am of

a loose character.''

''Girls are the most

intoxicating thing in the world.''

''Everyone you see is

surrounded by beauty.''

''Everyone is

philandering in name of love.''

''If I do so I am of

a loose character.''

''If I do so I am of

a loose character.''

''If I do so I am of

a loose character.''

''If I do so I am of

a loose character.''

''If I do so I am of

a loose character.''

''If I do so I am of

a loose character.''

Documents?

- Ready.

Witness?

Ready, sir.

The bride?

- Ready.

The groom?

- He's ready as well.

Then sign here.

- Okay.

Thank you.

Take this.

Here you go.

Exchange the garlands.

You are now husband and wife.

Click a photograph.

Just a second. Click it. Click it.

Congratulations.

Thank you. I was not in town.

If you wouldn't have

helped her run away..

..her father would have got

her married to someone else.

Yes. And I would have

become someone else's wife.

Not a chance.

Here's my card.

You are a registrar here. We know.

No, no, no. This is my other card.

I'm also a divorce lawyer.

I've dissolved more

marriages than I've performed.

And looking at the two of

you I feel..

..that you will

definitely need me in future.

I know love is blind.

But marriage makes

everyone see things clearly.

Do you see things clearly?

I'm still blind.

I've already married thrice.

I'm waiting to get

married for the fourth time.

What kind of a man is he?

- Thank you.

Let's go. Let's go.

We don't want your card.

Sir. Sir, at least

take the card. Sir..

Who is he?

- He was getting married to her.

Look, brother, she was

being forcefully to marry you.

And that's why.. - Forget it.

I was being forced to marry her.

What? - I had come to tell

Khushi that I love Kiran.

But I didn't get a chance to talk.

I was hit with a stick on my

head and I fell unconscious.

I won't spare you.

- Brother, no..

Stop it, Gaurav. Stop it.

We should thank them.

- Yes.

We wouldn't be together if he

wouldn't have helped Khushi elope.

Say thanks.

Kiran.

- Hi. How are you?

Hi.

- Nice to meet you.

Hurry up, the two of you.

Come here and get married.

I have to go and

get someone divorced.

Let's go.

It's time for our flight

as well. We'll make a move.

Thank you so much.

- See you. Take care.

Brother Prem.

- What?

Brother Prem, everyone inside..

Pathak shitting petrol.

Shitting?

- Seating sofa.

Oh, seating.

- Yes.

Okay. You parking bike.

I'm seeing how much shitting.

He is here. He is here. He is here.

I'll set myself on fire.

I'll kill myself.

This drama has been

going on since last night.

Neither is he sleeping

nor is he letting us sleep.

Whenever he dries a little he

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