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...ready to rumble!

See you in hell.

There's the opening bell. You can feel

the electricity and the emotion...

...in this great arena.

Come on, let's do this!

You can't spit!

Yeah, that's it!

Oh, jeez, God, that's bad.

Come on, King.

Let me give you a hand, buddy.

Page!

You idiot! That stuff doesn't work.

A diamond upside down is a p*ssy!

- Come on, King!

- Son of a b*tch!

King positioning the ladder

in the ring.

Hurry up! Come on!

He's headed up to the second cage.

Get him now!

Who are these two guys that are

coming out? That's Juventud Guerrero.

Juventud Guerrero just

drop-kicked the ladder!

Who's that other masked wrestler?

- The crown!

- King's going for the crown!

Come on, King.

Smack him around like

a toothless crack whore!

Everybody out here now!

All of you, let's go! Come on!

Four men are coming out.

Of course, it's DDP's goons.

Look out, Jimmy!

Yeah, baby! That's it!

That's what I'm talking about!

Don't, Dad, don't!

Don't do it, Dad.

Why did Jimmy King stop?

What's going on here?

He just stopped in his tracks.

Son?

Jesus, what the hell are you doing?

Paying you back!

Now Jimmy King's the recipient

of a horrible beating.

And it all started with his own son.

Yeah, baby!

Here comes relief.

Look, it's Goldberg.

It's the Disco Inferno...

...Kidman and Booker T.!

There's no way they can

get through the gate.

Mike, what is this?

What's this right here?

- Get him good!

- You want to turn that crap off?

My son almost threw away a career

for that nonsense.

Your son's starting a career

with that nonsense.

Hit him, hit him.

Come on. You can do it.

Come on, King!

Son of a b*tch!

Get up and get that belt!

That's my best friend.

He's not really a cop, though.

Harpoon his ass!

That's my boy!

Nice spear, kid.

Who you calling "kid"?

You hear me?

Go in there and get them!

Jimmy King has made his way

up to the second cage.

You have the right to an attorney!

If you cannot...

- Good to have you back, brother!

- Good to be back, brother.

Did you check it out?

Do you like my deal?

You're such the Ponch!

Gordie, you look great

in that uniform.

And the fans love you.

I think we should get back together.

I could never forgive you

for what you did to Sal.

You're a mean lady.

Shut up, Sean!

You shouldn't...

- stand so close to the ring

when there's a ladder match going on.

Now both Diamond Dallas Page

and Jimmy King...

...have made it up to the second cage.

The further you get up,

the tougher it is...

...and they are wasting each other.

Can you imagine the intensity?

This thing has turned into

a hard-core street fight.

DDP is headed up. He's made his way

into cage number three.

He just sent Jimmy King down

all the way to cage number one!

It's Sting! He nailed

Diamond Dallas Page!

What are you doing, freak?!

Sting is helping Jimmy King!

Can you believe this?

This is a shocker!

Jimmy King's all right by me.

You love Jimmy King.

I love Jimmy King.

We're men.

And we're not afraid to say

that we love other men.

I love you.

Me too, man. Hit me! My turn!

It's even. It's back to square one.

They're fighting their way up

the side of the cage toward the top.

Who the hell are you fighting for?

Me!

You got it, King! You got it!

Come on!

Diamond Dallas Page has taken

a horrible fall!

He's down!

Yeah! Come on, buddy!

And Jimmy King has the belt!

He did it!

Jimmy King is the champion!

Yeah, baby!

You did it!

Yeah! That's right!

What a struggle, what a battle!

Jimmy King has overcome all the odds,

Mike! He's the champion!

You suck, Sinclair!

Get out of here!

What are you talking about?

I made wrestling! Me!

I made them all!

You didn't make wrestling!

We made wrestling!

Yeah, geek.

The people, the fans made wrestling.

We want King! We want King!

In the most amazing battle ever

witnessed, ladies and gentlemen...

...the undisputed WCW

Heavyweight Champion of the World:

Jimmy King!

You regained the heavyweight title.

What about tag-team belts?

Any thoughts about unification?

Excuse me. Jimmy, looks like

you need a tag-team partner.

What do you say?

Bill, I appreciate it. Really, I do.

But I think I already got me

a tag-team partner out here somewhere.

Where is he?

There he is. That's him right there.

My new tag-team partner.

That's Gordie Boggs, a.k.a. The Law!

I will bust you!

That's it! That's it!

Right here's our new manager...

...Sean "Sugar Daddy" Dawkins!

I love you, Sean!

I love Sean!

So you see...

...dreams can come true.

Yeah, but it was a one-time deal.

Like you'll really manage King,

and Gordie's gonna wrestle.

Can you say it now?

I'm your b*tch and you're my daddy?

Rolled right off his tongue.

That should teach you

to be nice to kids.

Gentlemen...

...we've gotta go.

God bless America!

You like Samoan butt sex?

There's a lot of glare coming off

of that dome of yours, anus-breath!

There's a lot of glare coming off

of that dome of yours, booger-face!

I know. It smells like you poured it

right from your butt.

Smells like you poured it

right from your butt. Sorry.

Wait, I forgot the line.

Now I'm gonna get you!

Oh, sh*t, man!

Michael got himself a whore

Sorry.

That was quite a thrill.

How you...?

That's my hand. It's broken now.

Come on, this is nothing!

You remember when Macho Man

threw you off the rail?

Go. Start again.

Come on, this is nothing!

You remember when Macho Man

threw you off the rail?

No, that's bad. One more time.

Come on, this is nothing!

- Sorry.

- Shut up.

Yeah, and he broke five ribs

and dislocated your shoulder...

...but you broke...

You broke five ribs

and dislocated your shoulder!

You still came back to whip all three!

He's worthless.

He can't do it.

Breasts. Jugs. Hooters.

I can't stop looking at them!

Terrifying.

Oh, the humanity!

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