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Not yet. I'm waiting for the final odds.

Hot!

What a mess! You're supposed to eat it in one bite.

Okay guys, it's the last call!

Anyone who wants to buy in, step up now.

One minute to the start! I'm closing now!

Give me JP!

One minute until we reach the target point.

All racers, please prepare for the drop.

Hyper-disintegrator cannons arming.

95% energy level. Initiate firing sequence.

Please put on your light shield, sir.

We're entering the drop zone.

We have an energy reading from the transport ship.

It's exiting hyperdimensional space.

Get it on the monitor.

Open fire on visual contact.

Aye-aye, sir.

Fire the cannons!

Firing!

What's wrong? Why aren't they firing?

We have a malfunction.

What?! That's unacceptable!

Good morning, all you lucky fans gathered here today.

Five long years of waiting is finally over!

The machines have been dropped from the sky to start the race!

They're heading straight toward the Knockout Tower.

If you're looking for a long shot, he's your man!

JP with his trademark ducktail.

His odds are a whopping 25,000 to 1!

What's up with that hair?

But his machine's just as impressive.

You see every kind of design imaginable in this race,

but I don't think anyone's ever modified a car like JP.

That sure is unique. I have to love his dedication.

Dedication? Maybe. Or maybe his hair is screwing with his brain.

I'm your announcer, the rattle-king Void Do.

Our other commentator is the former REDLINE champ, Mr. Minerva Hanness.

Stay tuned!

Damn RED-RACERS!

Mr. President, let my troops take over from here.

All right. Give them hell!

All you brave soldiers.

Our time has come!

They'll approach from three directions.

Split into 3 groups to counter them!

Volton troops, move out!

Roger!

I'm hit! I'm going down!

Here comes God Wing followed by Busties!

Speed Master and Semimaru are right behind.

God Wing made a splash landing.

He's immediately going for a counterattack!

What will you do now, Super Boins?

Holy cow! They're blazing away!

You won't stand a chance unless you make a swift landing.

Lynchman's chasing after Sonoshee. Will he catch up?

Johnny! Shoot the sidewinder into Crab Sonoshee.

Okay!

Damn, I'm burning! Those jerks!

What the hell?!

Huh?

Take this, you fools!

Hot!

No way!

Oh no!

Not bad, Colonel Volton.

Thank you, sir.

What?

I see.

Sir, I've just been informed. We have another problem.

What now?

It's the broadcast ratings.

82% of broadcast satellites in the M3 Nebula are now

beaming live coverage of the REDLINE to the entire galaxy.

In other words,

every secret military asset and facility on Roboworld

Smash those racers before they reach Zone XXXXXXX, where Funky Boy is sleeping.

Funky Boy must not be awakened.

He's still a baby fresh from the womb.

He needs more time to learn to listen...

Payback time!

Suckers!

Good job, No.3 engine!

Get a hold of this!

Crab Sonoshee's charging up the slope.

Bold move!

She may be able to take the shortcut,

but Lynchcar and Transam have to go around.

Johnny! l see the dam!

Here we go!

I see you, Lynchman!

You finally caught up, huh? I thought you retired.

You wish!

I'll show you!

Yes! Now we're even!

You wanna play, Sonoshee? I'm game!

Trava...

Regret leaving me behind in the army?

Captain Deyzuna!

What?

We've spotted a moving target 5 km west of here.

Looks like a RED-RACER.

Okay. All vehicles, move to the target!

Roger.

This one's mine. I'm gonna rip his head off!

That weasel! He thinks he can beat me?

I've been waiting for this a long time, Trava!

What the hell do you want?

My sand-bike's gonna whip your sorry ass!

In your dreams, you pathetic little sh*t!

Come get me!

Now let's check out what JP's up to.

He's finally approaching the dam way behind the others.

I think it's time for JP to retire.

Yeah, really.

Everything's out of balance! Friggin' Frisbee...

What's wrong, JP?

Get her up to speed and you're in the clear.

Don't be afraid to use the gold nitro.

Never thought I'd need this so soon.

Go!

He's skimming across! Did you see that?

I don't believe it!

He made it!

You gotta give it to him. That was impressive.

He's still way behind the rest, though.

You're late, Frisbee.

How's your friend doing so far?

JP's still in last like we planned, so his odds will stay low.

He'll make his move in the last quarter,

get his odds up, then he loses.

Same as the last time. No problem.

I'm still worried that he may wanna win the race.

That will cost me a great deal, you know.

There's no guarantee, is there?

You can relax.

There won't be any surprises.

No!

Stop picking on us!

Oh no!

I've had it!

Let's roll!

Hi!

Coochy-coochy-coo.

What's going on, Big Deyzuna?!

Two planes were shot down before I knew it.

So you lost a couple of planes. No big deal.

Use your head!

Sir!

Dr. Sabose! Quit playing around with those pervs and their tits!

Wipe out the racers in the southern sector already!

Sir!

Little Deyzuna! Who told you you could break formation?

Sorry, sir! I'll do my best.

Get back in formation and force them into Zone XXXXXXX!

Are you listening to me?

Colonel Volton, please!

Don't let this punk make a fool of me!

Stop raving and get a hold of yourself!

I repeat,

get back in formation and chase them to Zone XXXXXXX!

That is an order!

I'm afraid I can't obey that order, sir.

I'm entering the race.

Have you lost your mind?

You'll be court-martialed and executed!

Colonel... I know the risk, but I have to do this.

I guarantee victory!

No! I can't allow that! Deyz...

Colonel Volton! Will you just stand by and watch?

What do you think?

Attention, all soldiers of Roboworld!

Attack with everything we have!

Intercept the racers in Zone XXXXXXX!

Everything, Colonel?

You heard me! EVERYTHING!

All racers are converging at the minefield in Zone XXXXXXX.

God Wing is in the lead in the northern sector,

followed by Super Boins.

From the southern sector, Crab Sonoshee's coming on strong!

Trava's Speed Master's coming from the central sector,

with Little Deyzuna right on his tail.

Speed Master's faster than those mines' detonators!

We have new footage.

Gori Rider is burrowing underground.

The Miki/Todoroki team is right behind him.

It may be a shortcut, but who knows if its faster?

Ouch! You think we've cleared XXXXXXX by now?

Probably. Let's get out of here and take them down!

All right!

Let's do this, Miki!

Go get them!

Guts!

You sure about waking it up?

(Zone XXXXXXX) Underground

Yeah. The bioweapon sleeping in the most heavily protected area,

''Funky Boy.''

We have to use him to fight Volton's troops.

Guts!

Guts!

Let's go!

Guts!

Miki and Todoroki are making their move.

They took the lead!

Yes, Miki! We're in the lead!

Land mine!

Looks like JP's made it to Zone XXXXXXX somehow.

What do you mean "somehow"?

Frisbee.

You do know this is business?

Of course I do.

What?!

Look, it's a carrier!

I see they decided to send the Air-Destroyer.

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