Regular Show

Season #3 Episode #14

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(LAUGHING)

(GRUNTS)

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

BENSON:
Come on! You know that's not

the way you're supposed to do it!

-Well, this way's totally faster!

-Yeah, cuts the time in half.

But you're actually cutting it in half,

you idiots!

Oh, and great, you managed to

break the saw in the process.

Now we're gonna have to buy a new one!

BENSON:
What are you guys doing?

-Soda? You can't use soda!

-Yeah, but the hose...

What? It's too hard to get

the hose off the shed?

Unbelievable!

Well, at least it's diet. Nobody drinks that.

-BENSON:
I drink diet!

-(GRUNTS)

Not only did you guys ruin the hose...

Okay, men. This is the hour

of our prominence.

On my signal, charge!

Whoa...

You've got to be kidding me!

Give me that!

What is this, sandpaper?

You're scratching up the whole thing!

POPS:
Benson.

Would you come see me for a moment, please?

BOTH:
Oh...

-Somebody's busted!

-Oh, grow up.

BOTH:
(RAPPING) B-b-b-busted

Benson's b-b-busted!

(SIGHS) What is it, Pops?

I'm in the middle of something.

-Have a seat.

-(SIGHS)

Do you know why I called you in here?

Did you lose the colonel again?

Try under your hat.

It's a problem concerning Mordecai and Rigby.

What else is now?

Don't worry, Pops, I'll take care of it.

-Then we understand each other?

-Absolutely.

I've already warned them.

One more screw-up, and they're both fired.

-But, Benson, I was referring to you.

-What?

I'd like you to stop yelling

at Mordecai and Rigby.

-(SCOFFS) You're kidding.

-Quite the opposite.

It's too negative and bad for morale.

What morale?

Those slackers never do anything

unless you yell at them.

There's never a reason to yell at anyone.

They give me a million reasons every day!

(SCOFFS) You just want me

to be nice to them?

You don't have to be nice.

-Just don't yell.

-(SIGHS)

Listen, Pops, I appreciate the concern,

but I know how to do my job.

Benson, I think it's clear that my father

puts me in charge of running the park

-when he's not around, right?

-Yes, but...

And that means you must do what I say.

Well, technically, but...

And I am ordering you to stop

yelling at Mordecai and Rigby.

-Pops?

-Understood?

Understood.

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