Rent Page #3
(ROGER lights it again.)
ROGER:
Why don't you forget that stuff
You look like you're sixteen
MIMI:
I'm nineteen but I'm old for my age
I'm just born to be bad
ROGER:
I once was born to be bad
I used to shiver like that
MIMI:
I have no heat - I told you
ROGER:
I used to sweat
MIMI:
I got a cold
ROGER:
Uh huh
I used to be a junkie
MIMI:
But now and then I like to
ROGER:
Uh huh
MIMI:
Feel good
ROGER:
Here it - um
(ROGER stoops and picks up a small object: MIMI's stash)
MIMI:
What's that?
ROGER:
It's a candy bar wrapper
(ROGER puts it behind his back and into his pocket)
MIMI:
We could light the candle
(ROGER discreetly blows out the candle)
MIMI:
What'd you do with my candle?
ROGER:
That was my last match
MIMI:
Our eyes'll adjust, thank God for the moon
ROGER:
Maybe it's not the moon at all
I hear Spike Lee's shooting down the street
MIMI:
Bah humbug ... Bah humbug
(MIMI places her hand under his, pretending to do it by accident)
ROGER:
Cold hands
MIMI:
Yours too
Big. Like my father's
You wanna dance?
ROGER:
With you?
MIMI:
No -- with my father
ROGER:
I'm Roger
MIMI:
They call me
They call me Mimi
(They come extremely close to a kiss. MIMI reaches into his pocket, nabs
the stash, waves it in front of his face, and makes a sexy exit)
"VOICE MAIL #2"
(JOANNE's loft. In blackout another phone rings. We see MAUREEN in
silhouette)
MAUREEN:
Hi. You've reached Maureen and Joanne. Leave a message and don't forget
"Over the Moon" -- My performance, protesting the eviction of the Homeless
(and artists) from the Eleventh Street Lot. Tonight at midnight in the lot
between A and B. Party at Life Cafe to follow (BEEP)
MR. JEFFERSON
Well, Joanne -- We're off
I tried you at the office
And they said you're stage managing or something
MRS. JEFFERSON
Remind her that those unwed mothers in Harlem
Need her legal help too
MR. JEFFERSON
Call Daisy for our itinerary or Alfred at Pound Ridge
Or Eileen at the state department in a pinch
We'll be at the spa for new year's
Unless the senator changes his mind
MRS. JEFFERSON
The hearings
MR. JEFFERSON
Oh yes Kitten
Mummy's confirmation hearing begins on the tenth
We'll need you alone - by the sixth
MRS. JEFFERSON
Harold!
MR. JEFFERSON
You hear that?
It's three weeks away
And she's already nervous
MRS. JEFFERSON
I am not!
MR. JEFFERSON
For Mummy's sake, Kitten
No Doc Martens this time and wear a dress
Oh, and Kitten -- have a merry
MRS. JEFFERSON
And a bra
"TODAY 4 U (The loft)"
(MARK and ROGER's loft)
MARK:
Enter Tom Collins, computer genius, teacher, vagabond anarchist, who ran
naked through the Parthenon
(COLLINS carries ANGEL's pickle tub, now filled with provisions)
MARK & COLLINS
Bustelo - Marlboro
Banana by the bunch
A box of Captain Crunch will taste so good
COLLINS:
And firewood
MARK:
Look - it's Santa Claus
COLLINS:
Hold your applause
ROGER:
Oh hi
COLLINS:
'Oh hi' after seven months?
ROGER:
Sorry
COLLINS:
This boy could use some Stoli
COLLINS, MARK & ROGER
Oh holy night
ROGER:
You struck gold at MIT?
COLLINS:
They expelled me for my theory of Actual Reality
Which I'll soon impart
To the couch potatoes at New York University
Still haven't left the house?
ROGER:
I was waiting for you, don't you know?
COLLINS:
Well, tonight's the night
Come to the Life Cafe after Maureen's show
ROGER:
No flow
COLLINS:
Gentlemen, our benefactor on this Christmas Eve
Whose charity is only matched by talent, I believe
A new member of the Alphabet City avant-garde
Angel Dumott Schunard!
(ANGEL sashays in. He's gorgeously done up in Santa drag, with a fan of
twenty-dollar bills in each hand)
ANGEL:
Today for you - tomorrow for me
Today for you - tomorrow for me
COLLINS:
And you should hear her beat!
MARK:
You earned this on the street?
ANGEL:
It was my lucky day today on Avenue A
When a lady in a limousine drove my way
She said, "Dahling be a dear haven't slept in a year
I need your help to make my neighbor's yappy dog disappear"
"This Akita-Evita just won't shut up
I believe if you play non-stop that pup
Will breathe its very last high-strung breath
I'm certain that cur will bark itself to death"
Today for you - tomorrow for me
Today for you - tomorrow for me
We agreed on a fee - A thousand dollar guarantee
Tax-free - and a bonus if I trim her tree
Now who could foretell that it would go so well
But sure as I am here that dog is now in doggy hell
After an hour - Evita - in all her glory
On the window ledge of that 23rd story
Like Thelma & Louise did when they got the blues
Swan dove into the courtyard of the Gracie Mews
Today for you - tomorrow for me
Today for you - tomorrow for me
(ANGEL does a fabulous drum and dance solo)
Then back to the street where I met my sweet
Where he was moaning and groaning on the cold concrete
The nurse took him home for some mercurochrome
And I dressed his wounds and got him back on his feet
Sing it!
Today for you - tomorrow for me
Today for you - tomorrow for me
Today for you - tomorrow for me
Today for you - tomorrow for me
"YOU'LL SEE"
(BENNY enters)
BENNY:
Joy to the world
Hey, you bum yeah, you, move over
Get your ass off that range rover
MARK:
That attitude toward the homeless is just what
Maureen is protesting tonight.
(Holding camera up to BENNY)
Close up:
Benjamin Coffin the third, our ex-roommate who married AlisonGrey, of the Westport Greys - then bought the building and the lot next door
from his father-in-law in hopes of starting a cyber-studio
BENNY:
Maureen is protesting
Losing her performance space
Not my attitude
ROGER:
What happened to Benny
What happened to his heart
And the ideals he once pursued?
BENNY:
The owner of that lot next door
Has a right to do with it as he pleases
COLLINS:
Happy birthday, Jesus!
BENNY:
The rent
MARK:
You're wasting your time
ROGER:
We're broke
MARK:
And you broke your word - this is absurd
BENNY:
There is one way you won't have to pay
ROGER:
I knew it!
BENNY:
Next door, the home of Cyberarts, you see
And now that the block is re-zoned
Our dream can become a reality
You'll see boys
You'll see boys
A state of the art, digital, virtual interactive studio
I'll forego your rent and on paper guarantee
That you can stay here for free
If you do me one small favor
MARK:
What?
BENNY:
Convince Maureen to cancel her protest
MARK:
Why not just get an injunction or call the cops
BENNY:
I did, and they're on stand by
But my investors would rather
I handle this quietly
ROGER:
You can't quietly wipe out an entire tent city
Then watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' on TV!
BENNY:
You want to produce films and write songs?
You need somewhere to do it!
It's what we used to dream about
Think twice before you pooh-pooh it
You'll see boys
You'll see boys
You'll see - the beauty of a studio
That lets us do our work and get paid
With condos on the top
Whose rent keeps open our shop
Just stop the protest
And you'll have it made
You'll see - or you'll pack
(BENNY exits)
ANGEL:
That boy could use some prozac
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