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Everything goes by nicknames.

What if the check has no funds?

I have a family to feed.

And how will not have funds?

That's impossible, man.

They take enough with taxes.

Not get in trouble for checks.

- Okay, five pounds.

- I like as ass.

If you want me to cash the check,

give me five pounds, okay?

- Four and a half.

- Five.

- F***! Thief of sh*t!

- Do you charge him, yes or no?

- No.

- Do you want that you collect?

- Five pounds. Okay, motherf***er.

- I'm doing you a favor, man.

Hundred...

Fifty...

Hundred...

Fifty.

"Three pounds?

Hey, I said five pounds!

Yes, but you have behaved

like a jerk and I give you three.

- Son of a b*tch.

- I know it hurts, Fiam...

- But one day you'll thank me.

- You lied.

He's a liar. I take care

much of you if it was him.

- Here. Two pounds.

- I have five. Happy?

Guys, we made a deal.

I say five pounds each.

- I want five pounds!

- If you already have!

Hey man, I'm not mad at,

not mad at me.

And you, listen, guys.

I told...

when I went to the bank that you had

give me 5 pounds each.

And you told me so.

You said yes.

You tell me yes or no?

Have you told me.

He told me, right?

- My five pounds.

- Me? "Five pounds?

- Five pounds.

- Come, rest, lad.

- Hey, did you?

- Sorry, man, do not know what will.

You gave me your word.

Give me five pounds.

I took the money

my savings.

I ran a risk.

If the check has no funds, what?

I have a family to feed.

Do not give me sh*t.

- We all have family.

- No, uncle.

- You gave me your word.

- I was messing.

No, man, no way.

Come on, guys,

do not quarrel, for 4 pounds.

Look, this is not going with you.

Drink tea, walk.

But do not quarrel

by four pounds.

If I fight,

I just want my money.

I have gone to the bank

and I've waited half an hour...

and they should give me 5 pounds.

What they should do is amochar already.

You can not ask for five pounds

each one by going to the bank.

- Hey, buddy, do not get this.

- Neither Prince Charles would charge that.

You have not kept your word.

- Anda ya!

- You have not kept your word.

- It's terrible. Terrible.

- Come on, shut up.

- That is, place it in the background.

- Do you, who are already older.

Put it all in the bottom

rather snugly.

- That's it.

- These things make me crazy.

- Where you going with that girl?

- To get her inside.

I'm allergic to plants.

Here, and in passing the wear

the antiquarian to you the ices.

- I only have the truck until midnight.

- We have all the haste we can.

- We must go now.

- Okay.

Stevie, I'm not sure

that this is a good idea.

Sure, you're right.

Guys, you have to download everything.

- Do not be stupid.

- What?

I just want to make clear

that is temporary, right?

Do not want to commit or anything.

Is committed, but

should not be forever.

Ven.

But I can not forget

touring anytime.

Yes, I understand.

I know that living with me

is an important decision...

but not be

forever. Yes or no?

You stay until something else turns.

No commitment.

Something comes up and leave.

Do not worry.

Okay?

- Very nice!

- Bravo for the Scottish!

- Shame!

- "Love is wonderful. "

Be careful with that coat, driver,

is only half pay.

- Come on, Queen.

- Above, Molly Malone!

Is there room for a lady?

- In progress, Fitipaldi!

- Watch out for my plant.

- No one.

- Coming.

Gentlemen, pass.

- Where do I leave?

- Put them near the window.

- Yeah, leave it there.

- I have this up.

Ok.

- Can you put...?

- Do you find it here?

Yes, there are fine.

Let's bring the rest, Mo.

There.

- You can even help if you want.

- No, my doctor forbids it.

Leave it there.

- Well

- What? Well?

It's nice.

Guys, we have seen!

F*** you.

- Where does this leave?

- On the beach...

And sit in it...

- I'll do

- Hey, you are stealing the truck!

Driver, hurry!

Return the wheel

bastard!

What?

Stop making the cocoon.

- Come on.

- Come on, man, is a joke.

- Shem, Shem.

- What?

- No! F***.

- Damn, if you've been all day.

- Look!

- My jacket and my radio!

- Come back here, you bastards!

- Well, since you do not hurt your back!

It will be the first thing you do

all day!

Give you too, son!

- Here.

- Thanks.

I was thinking that is very rare.

Because I got the bag

early.

Not that. I went to a psychic

a couple of months ago.

He said there would be changes

important in my life...

improve my professional life,

that, at best, I moved.

Also something of a relationship.

Are not you surprised?

- And do not say where to put that ficus?

- I am serious!

He also said something about a trip

and one death.

Could you choose?

Oh, God!

- Did you ever get depressed?

- No.

Becoming depressed is to bourgeois

not to currantes.

Well, I'm depressed.

I once tried to kill me.

It's just that I long

that this works.

I want to work.

But there are so many things about me

do not know...

And others that you do not know me.

A call Barlinnie jail,

that almost killed me.

But I'm still here.

And you are still here.

We got it.

Furthermore, it has to work.

You have the furniture here.

Do not you steal?

- I do not steal.

- I do not steal.

I do not steal.

I do not steal.

- Is not stealing, I hope?

- What?

- That it is not stolen.

- Holy sh*t! To me!

- What are you doing?

- You called me a thief. I do not like.

I have to be careful.

I am a businessman.

- How much do you want?

- 50.

50?

40 deal.

40 pounds and have a deal.

- Okay.

- Okay.

20 and 40, right?

Good boy.

- John, have you seen the hammer?

- No. Where did you leave?

Right here.

I went in for tea and it's gone.

Lucky you you did not

blown the truck. Here they steal everything.

- Ask him.

- How are you?

- They have only won the Kango.

- Here you steal my shirt.

To see that.

Ask.

- Have you seen the hammer?

- No, I have not seen anything.

Got any change of 10?

Give me 20 and I owe you.

- Takes Mo, eight. I only have eight.

- Here, I owe you two.

- Give me one and we already ten.

- Now, I owe you one and two.

One moment, you owe me five.

So I'll take four.

- In peace, right?

- Yes or no?

But why only

I have 3 pounds?

- Because I had two...

- But why...?

- We need to settle debts, right?

- Is clear.

You owe me three pounds

Food.

So we are at peace.

The other day I paid for you, right?

Well...

Thanks, honey.

Okay, thanks.

- Thanks, Ben.

- Thanks, Ben, very well.

- Thanks.

- I wish...

That is, Caroline.

Fine.

Do you mind waiting

until we finish?

Ok.

Samantha, sorry, but...

Could not you sing

with a little more...?

We need a more American accent,

although the song is English.

- Yes

- Can you sing with more brazen?

It is what we seek. Try

sell it, with more effrontery.

Agreed.

Much worse.

Come on, tell him to stop.

- Thank you, Samantha, it was that...

- Thanks.

- Done.

- Yes, thanks.

- Yes?

- Thank you.

Thank you.

- The following, please.

- Susan Miles.

- Susan what? How?

- Susan Miles.

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