Rio 2 Page #2

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King of Carnival!

Hey, big bird! Break a leg!

Walk it off, buddy!

You can't see it coming

You won't find it anywhere else

That was amazing!

Eva, darling, you hit every note.

Huh, guys?

Yeah, along with a bunch of notes

I never heard of.

Rafi!

Don't worry. I'll talk to them.

We'll find the perfect spot for you.

Antarctica, maybe.

You better.

Bye, boys.

See you back at home, my tasty mango!

None of these acts are inspiring.

I'm just not inspired.

Carnival is right around the corner,

and our reputations are on the line.

Copy that.

We need something that can make us wiggle.

Something that make us jiggle.

We need something that pops.

You know what "pop" is backwards?

Pop.

Next.

Blu?

Sorry, bro!

It's okay, Luiz. Good

to see you, too.

Listen, Blu,

we are looking for a singer...

a dancer, the whole package.

Yeah, and you're more of

a mumbler-shuffler.

You catch my drift?

No, I'm not here to audition.

I've got news.

I am going to the Amazon.

Yay.

The Amazon? Wow, that's wild.

Yeah, Jewel thinks

it'll be good for us.

How wild?

Real wild.

They got mosquitoes

that suck your blood like Slurpees.

Snakes that can swallow you whole.

Flesh-eating piranhas that eat flesh.

Great, that sounds really nice.

I'm not going.

Guys, guys, guys.

Blu, you have nothing to worry about.

All those stories

are highly exaggerated.

- You think so?

- Of course!

If this is important to Jewel,

just do it.

Happy wife, happy life.

Remember that.

Okay, yeah, you're right.

A little family vacation

might actually be fun.

Plus, it's not like it's forever.

That's the spirit.

Yeah. Okay.

Thanks, guys.

See you in a couple of weeks!

Safe travels, Blu!

Bring me back a souvenir!

Dawg, he ain't coming back.

He is dead.

Amazon!

Let's go! Come on, Dad! Come on!

Okay. Bug spray, check.

Water purifier, check. Band-Aids.

- I feel like I'm forgetting something.

- Cool!

The all-in-one adventurer's knife!

I'll be in charge of this.

That's not for you.

Hey, Dad, look at this.

Did you know the Amazon has snakes

that can swallow you whole?

Actually, Bia, all those stories

are highly exaggerated.

No, really. Look.

That's sick!

All right, are we ready to go?

- A fanny pack?

- Yeah.

Linda gave it to me.

I need it for the GPS.

Where's the GPS?

- Hey!

- Carla, we're leaving.

I'm not going. It's gonna be lame.

Okay, here it is.

The voice recognition makes it

totally foolproof. Here, watch this.

Find Linda and Tulio.

Searching for "Dinner in Tokyo."

Okay. Actually,

that does sound like a nice suggestion.

- You trust this woman?

- Yes, I do.

Hey, wait up, family!

I'm coming, too!

Don't worry, buddy. We got your back.

Eva let you come?

Sure. I promised her a spot

in the Carnival show.

- You did what?

- You guys are late.

- Clock-late.

- But musician-early.

Wait, you guys are coming?

We wouldn't miss it for the world.

We gonna scout the wildest,

coolest talent in the jungle!

It's our inspiration

for this year's Carnival show.

"Amazon Untamed."

Cool!

I mean, yeah. Okay. I guess I'll go.

Amazon jungle or bust, baby!

Who is ready for a

tropical adventure?

I know I am!

- All right!

- Let's go, birds!

Wait, we didn't do a head count.

Hey, guys, wait up!

Recalculating.

Hey, birds! Come back!

They left without me. Again!

That's messed up.

Heavy traffic ahead.

Great. Thanks a lot, GPS lady.

Faster, faster, faster!

Slower! Slower! Slower!

Help!

From Rio to Manaus

We are here in paradise

Here we are, kids.

The gateway to the Amazon.

"To be...

"or not to be...

"that is the question.

"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind...

"to suffer the slings and arrows

of outrageous fortune...

"or to take arms

against a sea of troubles...

"and, by opposing, end them."

That's beautiful, Nigel.

What does it mean?

Death, Gabi.

It's about death.

Nigel, I love it

when you get all dark and brooding.

Hey, bird. It's show time!

My audience awaits.

From the streets of Rio,

to the Amazon jungle...

the bird of mystery!

Miracle cures! Poison frogs!

- Fire ants!

- Don't be shy!

Learn your destiny!

Hey!

Get away from those! Back to work.

Mommy, Mommy, I want one!

I want a fortune!

Welcome, madame.

This amazing cockatoo

will reveal your future.

All right, bird. Pick a fortune.

Come on, bird.

You're doing great, Nigel.

Pick it already.

Come on, gang. Almost there.

No more flying today.

We've got a boat to catch.

According to my little friend here,

this boat will get us there by morning.

Yeah!

He'll live, but he'll

never fly again.

- Come on, bird.

- I want my fortune!

You're doing great, Nigel.

What's taking so long?

What's the matter with you?

That blue bird caused my misery.

Nice birdie?

Why are you hitting yourself?

Why are you hitting yourself?

Wow. Nigel is muy macho.

Thank you.

I'm free!

Poison frog!

The croaking cockatoo

doth bellow for revenge.

That's Shakespeare, by the way.

Without your performance,

it's nothing.

Fair point.

This air! It's so fresh and full.

Goodbye, stinky city air!

Yeah, bye.

Hey. Thank you for doing this.

I really appreciate it.

I would do anything for you.

You know that, right?

Of course I do.

We aren't here to snack.

We are here to avenge.

Once these pesky passengers

fall asleep...

we'll show our blue friends

some love. Some...

poisonous love.

That's my specialty.

We attack at the midnight hour...

because it's more evil.

Stay alert.

Midnight! Time to attack.

Nigel! Nigel?

Look at us. Misfits.

A toxic frog, and a flightless freak.

So different, and yet, the same.

My darling, while you sleep

All is well

We are friends, and that's swell

But the truth is that I have a secret to tell

I love you

People say it's wrong

It's absurd

That a frog and a bird are in love

But I know in my heart

This was so meant to be

If only we could hug and could kiss

It'd be heavenly bliss

But your lungs would explode

And you'd look just like this

And you'd gag

With your face turning blue

Eww

But, darling, I'll protect you

I will, don't worry, just chill

'Cause there isn't a bird

That I wouldn't kill

For you

Can't you see

We were destined to be?

- For we have love

- Love

- Poisonous love

- Love

And although, yes

I know that you can't hold me

Feel me close now.

Your loving wings enfold me

Fate told me

Love

- Poisonous love

- Love

Standing here

You're so near

And yet

So far

Like a star.

Here we are

Where?

What to do?

To do

Oh, pooh.

You're my Romeo I'm Juliet

We're so perfect, and yet

If we touch, not by much

Still on all you can bet

It's goodbye

And I'll cry

As you die

From our poisonous love

What a nightmare.

Charlie!

You were supposed to wake me!

It's time.

I love being on Team Nigel!

I can't think of anything more romantic than

poisoning passengers on a moonlight cruise.

Stop.

That one is mine.

Twinkle, twinkle little Blu.

How I wondered, where were you?

Up above the world so high...

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