Ritual Page #7

In the presence of God

and before this congregation...

...this man and woman

have given their consent.

...and made their marriage vows

to each other.

They have declared their marriage

by the giving of rings.

I therefore proclaim,

by the powers vested in me...

...that they are husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Action.

What up, my people?

Welcome to Jamaica, mon.

Cut. What's with the goddamn cell

phone? We're trying to make a movie.

Bernie, glad you called.

The Leno people are driving me nuts.

Get the phone away from this idiot.

'Keeper intro, take 15.

What up, mon? Welcome to Jamaica.

- What died?

- Can we just focus?

I warned you not to eat

the jerk chicken and beans.

Eww. This is gross.

And action.

You know you's a corpse

when you throw a coconut.

...and your hand go with it, mon.

Cut. Cut!

Where the hell did that crack come from?

I don't see anything

like that in the script.

- Sorry. Just a little joke.

- It's not funny.

He's just jealous. Let's face it, babe...

...the world worships the ground I rot in.

Give it a rest. Actors, jeez.

Action. Cut! Action. Cut!

Cut! Cut! Cut.

After we finish shooting,

stick with me, sweetheart.

I've been known to be the afterlife

of the party.

I give up.

It's a wrap, we're out of here.

Could someone please give me

some Quaaludes?

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