Road to Singapore Page #2
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- 1940
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Pull away, Wally.
Don't scratch my boat. This
is where the home guard...
Preserve your
strength.
Stay with it.
Give it a little slack.
A little slack? He's got me
peeled down to the nub now.
Watch it. Hold it! I think we've
got one of the Cherry brothers.
Give them plenty of slack.
Just let it out.
He must go
200 pounds.
He goes 400
if he goes an ounce.
He isnt
any sardine.
There they are.
I'd like to get a picture.
Would you mind
standing up?
I'd like a picture of
Mr. Wycott and your family.
Would you put your hand on Mr.
Wycott's shoulder? Of course.
That's fine. And gentlemen,
try to look a little happy;
you know, prospective
fathers-in-law and all that.
Miss Wycott, will you move
closer to your brother?
Gordon, please.
If you'd care
to wait a few days,
she has a fianc coming. Gordon!
That's all right. He'll be
here directly. That's fine.
Smile... pretty.
That's it. Thank you.
Whoa, he's a big one.
Hold it.
He's more tired than we
are. What do you mean, "we"?
Get it.
I think I've
got them now.
See if I can
hoist him in.
Get that gaff.
We'll have them here in a minute,
if he don't have me down there.
Step into the office.
Come in.
Mm. I don't know if I'll
have him filleted or broiled.
How would you like him?
I'd like him in the boat.
That's not a bad idea.
Hey, he's still alive.
He won't give up.
He must be a Republican.
There you are.
I've been looking for you.
I've been looking for you.
Where's that boy of yours?
There are guests, you know,
I'm starving, and...
I suppose he's planning
a surprise for us.
Okay, up we go.
Yes, sir, they'll
never believe it.
Tie that boat off, will you? Aye, aye.
What a battle
he put up, huh?
There we go. Easy now. Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
Surprise, eh?
Hi, gang.
Look what we've got.
It took us four hours.
Hi, honey.
Hello, Skipper.
You know Ace. I brought
him along for laughs.
- When do we eat?
- Hi, folks. Hi, Skipper.
Who's the boyfriend? Barnacle Bill? Shh.
Get a load of that character. Who's that?
That's one of the
zeros in the 400.
Miss Wycott, how about
one of you and Mr. Mallon?
Get me with the fish.
No, darling, after dinner.
Don't you think you'd better
dress? It won't take us a minute.
I'll slip you into something
flimsy. Will they excuse us?
Officer, get that fish
off this deck. Right.
He's a riot. He can
go on like that all night.
It's nothing at all. So I see.
You mean you want more? Yes.
Ace is hot tonight,
isn't he?
Is he going to stay at that
piano all evening? Oh, no.
He's got some other stuff.
He's just limbering up.
Hey, drums.
A crowd has stormed
the music hall
Won't someone please
put in a riot call
- Where's Captain Custard
- Custard! Custard!
They're milling left
they're swarming right
This always happens
when they have bank night
Where's Captain Custard
Here's Captain Custard
undaunted and unflustered
With his troops
officially mustered
No ushers are greater
in any theater
In town
Quick! Can't you see, sir
Oh goodness gracious me, sir
Will you look
at Company "B", sir
I think
they're retreating
This bank night
is beating them down
He'll halt their advances
With firm and fearless
glances
They shall not pass
the center aisle
'Cause he's armed to the teeth
with a winsome smile
Captain Custard
undaunted and unflustered
And around him
women are clustered
He knows all their wishes
they're waiting for dishes
It's not his uniform
spic 'n spruce
Cause he looks too much
like a Charlotte Russe
Oh, Captain Cussie
Miss?
your friend for a stag party?
You got to take both of us.
We work together.
Oh, sir
on the QT.
I'm private tutti-frutti and
I'm now reporting' for duty
You'll find
while I'm here, sir
No one is fiercer than me 'Tens Hun!
I'm one of those creatures who
thrives on double features
My devastating charm
will count
I'm in there pitching' for Paramount Aaah!
Pardon my stating
but I'm so captivating
That the folks won't notice
they're waiting'
They'll stand defeated
and smile though unseated
I've got more medals
across my chest
Than in all West Point
or in all points west
Cute, tutti-frutti
Pvt. Tutti-Frutti,
Yes.
I award you the medal
for finding that pocketbook...
and returning half the
money. It was nothing at all.
Does that go with it? That's it.
Oh-ho-ho.
Well...
'Tens Hun!
'Tens Hun!
For bravery.
I'll mail
it to you.
Getting rough,
aren't they, Gordon?
There they go!
Ow-ow-ow-ow.
What do you want? Same as
you, but you're the captain.
You wouldn't know how to
handle this. What do you mean?
Give me your medals. You Indian
giver. Leave me ammunition.
This is out of your
department. It's chilly outside.
Yes, it is.
I said...
Ohm!
Oh, Captain Custard
Watch.
What is it?
Bank night?
What's that for?
To buy yourself
a hand organ...
and a red hat
for your monkey.
Me? Yeah. Let's show him
that other number we do.
Patty-cake, patty-cake,
baker's man.
Bake a cake
as fast as you...
He's made us the laughingstock
of the whole country!
I demand a public apology.
You've got to bring him back.
Back from where?
All we know is this.
What's this?
The gentleman on the right
is your prospective son-in-law.
Yes, Mr. Mallon.
I want a listing of every ship
that left Honolulu...
in the past three weeks. Yes, sir.
You've got to bring him back
on his hands and knees,
if you have to break his neck to do
it. What are you getting excited for?
I'm the one who should be
excited, and I'm perfectly calm.
He can't have gone far, unless he fell
overboard, which is too much to hope for.
He must be somewhere
on there.
There she goes.
And here we are.
And as our ship of dreams
sails into the golden sunset...
Leaving the magic
isle of Kaigoon...
And the rover boys
in peace and quiet...
far, far from
the workaday world...
Ta-da-la-da.
Ta-da-la-da.
Da-da-da-da.
Ra-ta-ta-ta.
That washes up
Gloria and Cherry.
Do you realize how close I
came to getting' hooked? Me too.
We've got to agree
right now... no more women.
No women of any kind, size,
shape, or color. Not even midgets.
If either one of us even looks
at anything in a skirt,
the other can clip his ears off
and stuff them down his throat.
I hope you choke. How you
going to look streamlined?
Get a load of this.
Hmm?
Marvelous invention.
Should be one in every home.
That's a tropical
incinerator.
How 'bout this, huh?
Soft as goofer feathers. Who wrote
that song, "This Is The Life"?
This is the joint we've been
looking' for. How you going to beat it?
Lay in the hot sun,
reach up and get a coconut,
throw a hook out,
and you get a fish.
- How much you holding'?
- We're loaded... $ 1.28, net.
That should be enough to light a
fire under a couple of short beers.
Are you ready?
Coming'. Coming'.
Five.
This one's on you,
my friend.
Cut.
Wait.
What's cooking'?
Bravo!
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