Roadgames Page #6

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(tyres screeching)

(dramatic orchestral music)

(engine revving)

(tyres screech)

(Quid shouts)

(crashing noise)

I got you now, you bastard.

(Quid yelps)

(tumbling)

(Quid grunts)

(glass shattering)

(metal clanging)

(sirens wailing)

(coughing)

Hey, hey, wait a minute!

Hey, wait a minute! Hey!

Hey, wait a minute,

you got the wrong guy!

I'm tellin' ya!

- Stand back, please, keep

this area clear, stand back.

- He rammed me off

the road, he did.

- That man, he tried

to push me off a cliff.

- And he trapped me in a toilet.

(loud uproar)

- Wait a minute,

will you, listen!

I promise you, it's

that guy over there!

Don't let him get away!

(loud uproar)

It's that guy over there!

Jesus.

Hey, look, if you don't believe

me, check the van, will ya?

Just check the van!

(dog barking)

- Is that your dog?

- It's not a dog, he's a...

He barks!

(dog barking)

It's that guy over there,

I'm tellin' ya it's him!

It's him!

Hitch!

- I thought you said

he was in the bathroom!

(crowd murmuring)

- Where do you

think you're gem"?

- I thought you were dead!

- Well, thanks a lot!

You know how long I've been

in this stupid sleeping bag?

- Well, I've had kind of a

rough day myself, thanks!

- Now, just a minute, which

one of these two characters

affected you?

- That one, you jerk!

Me and about 20 others!

- But where are they?

- Why don't you pick

up a shovel and dig up

Nullarbor Plain?

- You okay?

(siren wailing)

It's just when you

pay $100 for a dingo,

you expect to get a dingo.

Jesus, $100,000 worth of damage.

- I just can't believe you

actually thought I slept

with the guy.

- And where were you then?

- I told you, I don't know!

I had a sleeping

bag over my head.

(Quid mumbles)

- Thank Christ they were

able to salvage the meat.

- Now what?

- I don't know.

Think about headin' up

north, see if I can get a job

up there.

- Okay-

- You know, something I forgot.

Forgot to tell the police.

That body that they never found,

I thought it was you hangin'

in the back of the truck.

But, uh... (chuckling)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(screaming)

(western music)

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