Robo-Dog Page #4

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Uh... Sure.

Okay. See ya!

Here that, boy?

Chloe just asked us to hang out

with her tomorrow.

Chloe just asked me on a date!

That's so great.

She asked me on a date.

She asked me on on a date.

She asked me on a date.

Don't look at me like I'm weird,

you're the robot dog.

Hey! You look happy!

Did you guys have a good day?

It was okay.

And, what about you, Robo-dog?

Did you have a good day?

What wrong with his audio?

I don't know.

He stopped talking for no reason.

That's weird.

Okay.

Bark.

This is really odd.

There's no reason for him

to be silent.

Everything seems to be in order.

I don't know what else to do

to make him unmute.

Stop barking!!

I don't understand why would

he need to bark that loud?

I didn't mean for him to bark that loud,

sweetheart I just happened to find some car

speakers up in the attic.

Okay. Watch your ears.

Robo-dog.

I command the to bark!

Ow.

So, Robo-dog

what did you guys do today?

Today, Tyler taught me

how to be like a dog.

He did?

And how did he do that?

Robo-dog

show dad that you like him.

Jiminy Jumpernuts

Tyler, you tell him to stop

that right now

- Okay, cut it out Robo-dog.

- Did I do something wrong?

Robo-dog, that's not how you show

affection to humans.

How do they?

Like this...

- Shake.

- Oh! Yes. Affirmative

See what I've I've had to deal with?

Oh come on,

we can work with that.

Let's see what else?

Robo-Dog, ummmm

- Like my face

- You want me to lick your face?

Yeah, that's how dogs show their

masters that they love them.

- Affirmative.

- Okay, here we go.

That was like going down a waterslide

a hundred miles an hour with out any water.

Leave a mark?

- It's just okay, it's not anything.

- SNo... its fine... no really.

I'm telling you, you're going

to love Epic's next big thing.

It is simply...

Hello?

What is it Jerome?

The Japanese investor?

He just pulled out.

He did what?

He said his faith in your product

is unfavorable.

However...

He would like to work with you

on something like the super battery.

The super battery! That would solve

everything. Where's Belch?

I'm right here, sir.

Belch, I need that battery.

Oh... I gave it to Tom.

What do you mean,

you gave it to him?

Oh, well, you said to return all

his stuff or I'd be fired. So...

I don't care what I said.

We are on the verge of bankruptcy here.

Go and get the battery

or your really fired.

No problem.

Sounds like you guys

could use a lozenge.

What are you doing?

I told you go and get that battery.

Oh, you mean now.

Okay, you got it.

No problem.

How have you lived so long

without hurting yourself.

What do ya mean?

I'm okay. I'm okay.

Tyler.

Hey Dad, watch this.

Hey!

All right! Come here,

let me check his battery.

Oh, well would you look at that!

No heat emissions. No leakage.

Everything seems to be working perfectly.

The battery.

Wanna get some lunch?

- Meeting a friend, downtown.

- Oh, a friend, huh?

- Need some money?

- Oh, no thank you.

I got my allowance.

Well, why don't you take

some money anyway

get Chloe an ice cream

or something.

Who is this Chloe

that you speak of?

Your mother and I

were young once too.

There isn't anything that you've gone through

that we haven't gone through as well.

Except for maybe the robotic dog.

But...

Have fun on your date, son.

- I wouldn't really call it a date. I mean...

- Well, whatever you want to call it..

Chip off the old block!

Yeah...

- Ah, man! The chain's missing.

- I believe it is now part of my drive unit.

How're we gonna get downtown?

Allow me.

Grab on!

Mr. Willis is gonna want to see this.

Are you ready?

Yeah. Wait. Ready for what?

Gotta get that dog.

Did you like that?

That...

was awesome!

Thank you

Hey, no more talking

while we're in town.

We don't want attract

any attention.

- Hey, Tyler

- Hey, Chloe.

Hi, Robo-dog.

I see he still isn't talking.

Oh, I told him not to talk

while we were downtown

so he could act like a normal dog.

Say something Robo-dog.

No, seriously, say something.

He's so funny.

Isn't he?

Hey!

Wanna go get some cupcakes?

Yeah, sure.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Okay Stay Robo-dog.

- Is he okay here all by himself?

- Yeah, here, watch this.

Whoa!

How'd you train him to do that?

I told you, he's a robot.

Okay.

Hey, there poochie.

Hey there boy.

I'm just going to need you

to come with me. Okay?

So, why don't you

just follow Uncle Barry

Okay. I see you like to play.

All right. Doggie toy!

Come on.

Here you go!

Giddy up.

Giddy up, little doggie.

Listen, the thing is, here, uh, pooch...

you just need to come take a ride in my car.

It'll be quick.

No one ever wants

to come in my car.

I see you chose the hard way.

The hard way you shall get.

What, what could I do?

I'm leveling with you here,

I need your help with this.

Lemme just take a look here.

Battery's gotta be in here

somewhere.

What is that man doing to that dog?

PERVERT!

Nothin' to see here.

All right, pooch.

I'm gonna give you one last chance.

Are you coming with me?

All right be that way.

It's your funeral.

There he is officer, that's the man.

Hey.

Get back here.

- Thanks for the cupcake.

- No problem.

Come here Robo-dog.

So, anything exciting happen

while we were gone?

You can talk now!

Let's go into the pet store!

I don't wanna hurt you.

I just need that battery.

Gotcha!

Hey! What are you doing

with my dog?

Well... I'm a dog catcher

and this dog doesn't have the right tags.

So, he's coming with me.

You don't look like a dog catcher.

Oh... I'm undercover.

So, if you want your dog back

you come down with your papers

and then you can have your dog.

Where are your papers?

- Come again?

- Your papers?

Your ID? To know that your

a real dog catcher?

You want proof?

Yeah, well, I have papers...

Robo-dog stay!

Oh, getting heavy.

Doh!

All right.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Sorry, kid, I'm taking this dog.

Robo-dog volume max.

Now BARK!!

I'm gonna get you,

and your little Robo-dog too!

Robo-dog!

Are you okay?

Robo-dog volume down.

- Are you okay?

- HUH?

You ready to go?

Uh..yeah... yeah... come on boy.

- That was fun.

- Yeah! We should do it again some time.

Yeah, that'd be great, see ya.

Oh, I forgot.

I got something for you, Robo-dog.

There, now it's official.

Tell Chloe thank you!

Thank you!

Whoa.

See told you.

Chloe, dinner's ready.

I gotta go. Bye!

C'mon boy.

She squeezed us.

Does that mean she likes us?

I think she likes me.

I think she likes me more.

Why do you say that?

She got me a collar

with my name on it.

What in the Sam Hill

happened to you?

- Robo-dog.

- I'm sorry, Robo-dog?

Yes.

What the heck is a Robo-dog?

He's a robot dog.

I don't have time for this Belch.

Did you get my battery?

Well, I was out looking

for your super battery and Tom,

he made this robot dog

called Robo-dog... I helped name it.

Anyway, he's got super powers like

running fast and not moving.

The long and the short of it is...

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