Robosapien: Rebooted Page #2

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Well, you did

a really good job.

- Sorry.

- Thanks.

What's this, Keller?

- Well, it's a magnetic motor...

- Oops.

Whoa.

Neanderthal.

What was that, Keller?

Nothing.

That's what I thought.

I saw what you did,

Warren.

Disqualified.

But, Mrs. Jacobs,

I didn't...

Well, what we got here,

Henry?

Well, magnetic

and solar-powered motors.

Alternative energy

will be the answer

to the world's

power shortage.

Does it spew or blow up?

No, neither.

Okay.

- Now, what did you say it was again?

- Well...

Escort Topher out of the building

and don't let him

out of your sight.

And...

it's just

my succulents.

Just going to log out.

You want a donut?

New hairstyle, lipstick,

eye shadow,

likes long walks.

Allan says you're

the prettiest thing

to grace these halls

since I was a microchip.

- Allan?

- Yeah, baby.

Hot. Tsst!

You're beautiful.

He's smart.

You two are

platform compatible.

Really?

What do you say?

Friday night at 8:00?

Oh, no.

That is my...

- Get off me.

- Topher!

Topher, you're going to burn for this.

Dinah was just talking about you.

- Hi, Allan.

- Oh, hi, Dinah.

Sorry to interrupt.

Come on, let's go.

She's free Friday night.

Where are you going?

I don't know.

Come on. Come on.

- Why are you panicking?

- Get out!

It is just a date.

Dang it!

Where's Allan Topher?

- Allan?

- Geek with the robot.

- That way.

- Come on.

Make sure you check

the parking lot.

- He couldn't have gone far.

- Yes, sir.

Men, catch this guy.

Units four and five,

close off...

Make sure you get

that robot too.

Let's get 'em

on perimeter one.

Allan Topher slipped by, sir.

Robosapien's confirmed missing.

Then find him. Now!

Hey, Henry.

Congratulations, buddy.

- Thanks.

- Dude, let's go.

I want to grab a slice

before I go home.

First place.

Wow. Now you've got a trophy

to prove what a loser you are.

Can I have it back?

Please?

- Right here.

- Loser.

- Seriously.

- Come on, Dirk.

Don't you want to be

just as cool as Henry

with his little

dumb trophy?

- Yeah, sure.

- Do you want it?

Do you want it?

Do you want it? Yeah?

I'm sorry.

I didn't do it

on purpose.

- Come on.

- You better run, Keller.

You're getting

such a beat-down.

Allan, this is really proving pointless.

I've tried eHarmony,

- match.com.

- Okay!

I don't know

where else I can look.

- Should we try OkCupid?

- Oh, boy.

Rapid breathing...

- Now go.

- ...elevated heart rate,

excessive

perspiration.

- Allan, are you all right?

- Hey, Robosapien,

- is your GPS on?

- Negative, Allan.

Hey, listen.

We're in danger, okay?

Danger? Like,

"Danger, nerd crossing,"

or "Danger, fart zone"?

No, like serious danger,

okay?

Okay.

Scan my badge.

Of course, Allan.

Optical scan complete.

Now, when you see

this logo,

what are you

going to do?

- Say, "Good morning."

- No!

- Say, "Good night"?

- You're going to run like mad, okay?

- Okay.

- Okay.

Okay, shoes for me.

I got an extra battery

for you,

and I'm going to put

some other stuff

that you might need, may not need,

but if you don't need it,

then you just

take it with you.

Kinetech. Uh-oh.

What? What?

What'd you say?

Allan, does this mean

we should start running now?

Open up right now!

There he is!

Come on, let's go.

There he is.

Get to the window.

Hurry up!

Open up!

- Open... wait.

- I activated your GPS,

so if we get separated,

I can find you.

Don't make me go.

I want to stay with you.

Now you got to go.

Grab ahold of the pipe.

- Come with me.

- Good. You're good. You're good.

Grab ahold of it.

You've got

to keep going.

- Come on, please.

- Just go!

- Go! Go!

- Come on, there he is.

I will find you! Go!

Get out of the way.

- I got him!

- Ow!

He's going up the roof.

Go, go, go!

No! No!

You'll never get him!

You'll never take him away from me!

Danger! Danger!

Evade! Evade!

We have a visual.

Target is on the roof.

Kinetech.

What's going on?

Don't make this

more difficult

than it has to be, robot.

Kinetech.

Run like mad.

Stop! Stop!

Ow! Stop it!

What are you doing?

It's me, Robosapien.

What did I do?

Stop!

What did I do?

I'm sorry,

whatever it was.

Help me! Help!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Allan!

He can't be far.

Go. Go!

Where'd he go?

Where are you,

Keller?

Come on out

wherever you are.

We just want to talk.

We won't hurt you, buddy.

I bet I know

where you are.

Come out, come out,

wherever you are.

Come on, dude.

He's not here.

You're dead meat, Keller!

You hear me?!

A micro...

ball bearing... help!

Help! Allan!

- Fart zone. Buenos da...

- Help!

Toasty. Circuit.

Zzzz.

Scrambled eggs!

You need a date.

Allan, help.

Negative. Ow.

Whoa.

What are you,

little guy?

Check the Dumpster.

Whoa.

Whoop! Whoop!

Anything, James?

Nothing, sir.

Spread out.

He couldn't have gone too far.

Henry, you seriously stink.

- Intruder. Intruder.

- 749153.

Security override.

Honey,

did I hear you come in?

Oh, my gosh.

You won first place.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, honey.

Wow.

Congratulations.

I am so proud of you.

Thanks, Mom.

Honey, I think

you need a bath.

Please work.

Kinetech means danger!

Kinetech means danger!

Are you okay?

Happy circuitses.

Double espresso.

Good morning. Good night.

Good morning.

Oh. Ah.

Double espresso.

Cappuccino. Latte.

- Hola!

- Shh. Keep quiet.

We need to hide you.

Henry?

Henry?

What happened?

Yeah.

I...

I had a really,

really tough day.

So you tore apart your room?

Yeah.

It's girl problems.

Girl problems?

Yeah,

it's complicated.

I don't want

to talk about it.

Maybe I can help.

No, I'm good.

I'll sort it out myself.

And you're sure

you're all right?

Well, there was

a whole lot of cupcakes

at the science fair,

really good.

Maybe I had too much blood sugar.

Yeah.

But I'm fine.

Okay.

Well, clean up this room...

quietly.

Okay.

And go to bed.

Mom, he is so weird.

You are in a heap of trouble.

We've got a $10 million

prototype missing.

We have files

that just disappeared

from this office.

It's a mess.

Then I think you better

call the police.

Okay, Allan,

Allan, Allan,

how do you think

we were going to pay

for Robosapien?

Search and rescue

is a highly profitable application.

Not as profitable

as search and destroy.

Listen, Boy Scout,

we can have this both ways.

If you've truly lost Robosapien,

program another one...

one for you,

one for us.

Never.

He was like a son

to you, wasn't he?

You want that feeling

again, don't you?

I've met

your merchant of death.

Because of people

like him and you,

I'll never make

another Robosapien.

You're making a big mistake.

Big.

Can I leave?

Yeah.

This is...

...this is very,

very serious, Allan.

I don't think you know

what you're involved in.

If you leave

this building,

we can't protect you.

These are

very dangerous people.

You got it.

If I turn you on,

will you go

all nutso on me again?

Well, here it goes.

Hello.

Do you understand me?

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