Robot Boy

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Officer 1:
this city is on fire. we need to call superman!

Officer 2:
but carl. there is no such thing as super heroes they're just comic strip charatchers.

Offficer 1:
so we'll just let violet the rain monster destroy new york and move to another state?!

Officer 2:
well, there's germany.

Officer 1:
Nope, destoyed too.

Officer 2:
Spain?

Officer 1:
destroyed.

Officer 2:
What about texas? everything is legal there.

Officer 1:
perfect, we'll move there because the sun is wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay too hot for her to destroy.

Officer 1:
(To Sherriff) HOWS IT GOING THERE, SHERRIF JERRY?

Gay Sheriff Jerry: Sthap in deah neme of da gey cherrifh, hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Violet:
You And What Army, Buttlicker?

(the scene goes into the city before on fire with a word reading "2 years earlier")

Susie:
Well, Brendan. It Looks like we have the great instinct of taking a fresh air. right, jimmy? (Jimmy left the side walk, susie gets shocked of the evidince) Jimmy? JIMMY?! JIMMY, DONT WALK ON THE ROAD, YOU'LL GET KILLED OUT THERE!!!!!

(Jimmy gets ran over by a bicycle)

Jimmy:
AAAAAHHH!!!

Susie and Brendan: JIMMYYY!

Brendan:
We need to fix him, to my labartory!

(susie and brendan run of to brendan's lab, cut to the lab.) There. It's Done. Now We Just need a coating of paint. (susie grabs cans of paint with colors with red, green blue and yellow. brendan hands each brush painting the robot)

Robot Boy:
GRRR-RBHRBBGRP! Whoa, what happened?

Susie:
baby, you got ran over by a bicycle guy.

Robot Boy:
oh. (the robot kid engages his rocket feet) Hey, I Can Fly! (he zooms out of the lab, leaving a giant hole on the celing, then back to the last scene)

Robot Boy:
Freeze, Violet!

Violet:
ROBOT BOY?! oh, am i glad to see you, couldn't stop me from destroying germany, you rusty chunk of jell-o!

Robot Boy:
ZIP IT, BIG MAC. I'm not gonna let you destroy new york this time. i zoomed here as fast as the road runner from looney tunes. (Violet shoots robot boy with here lightning balls, but she missed her target) (Singsongy) Missed meee! (Robot Boy kicks violet in her stomach) HI-YA.

Violet:
AAAAAAHHHHHH! CURSE YOU, ROBOT BOYY, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (she falls in the water behind the city, cut to violet's castle)

Ugandan Knuckle #1: you dumb demon, you failed to kill robot boy? (the ugandan knuckle clone faints and does a loud noise with the sound of a squeaky toy)

Violet's Dad:
I see you failed to stop robot boy from you destroying new york city. but why are you wet?

Violet:
I fell in the ocean when robot boy kicked by stomach.

Violet's Dad:
Well, at least you can destroy another state. huh? - Violet (To His Father) : GREAT IDEA!!!!!

and i know just....the.....place..........................PARIS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(we cut to robot boy's house with a word saying "meanwhile")

Robot Boy:
well, i guess i got for it, mom. -

Susie:
sure, you did it even though i survived the elderly cancer. - Can i have a cookie now? - Susie: help yourself

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