Romancing the Stone
- PG
- Year:
- 1984
- 106 min
- 4,518 Views
What's it gonna be, Angelina?
JOAN AS ANGELINA: It was Grogan...
the filthiest, dirtiest, dumbest excuse for a
man...
west of the Missouri River.
Now, you can die two ways, angel.
Quick like the tongue of a snake...
or slower than the molasses in January.
JOAN AS ANGELINA: But it was October.
I'll kill you, God damn it, if it's the Fourth
of July!
Where is it?
Get over there.
JOAN AS ANGELINA: I told him to get out...
now that he had what he came for.
Not quite, Angel.
Take'em off.
Do it!
Come on!
Aah!
JOAN AS ANGELINA: That was the end of Grogan...
the man who killed my father, raped and murdered
my sister...
burned my ranch, shot my dog, and stole my
Bible!
But if there was one law of the West...
bastards had brothers...
who seemed to ride forever.
But suddenly, there he was, my beloved Jesse.
He was the one man I trusted - the only man.
My heart leapt as I watched him ride near.
I could barely wait to feel the warmth of his
touch.
At the moment his lips met mine...
I knew that we would never again be apart.
I knew then that we would spend...
the rest of our lives together.
Forever.
Oh, God, that's good.
The...End.
Oh.
Oh.
[Door squeaks]
I finished, sweetheart. You want to celebrate?
[Meow]
So do I.
Romeo, Romeo, where art thou, Romeo?
[Meow]
There. Hey, it's Bumble Bee, kiddo.
Just so you know, I spare no expense when I
celebrate.
Here's looking at you, Jesse.
Whoever you are.
Are you finished?
Thank you.
Oh, come here, Romeo.
Yeah. Yeah.
[Telephone rings]
[Ring]
[Ring]
Hello?
Hello?
[Click]
Oh, my God, Romeo, is that the time?
Gloria! I'm going to be late.
Oh!
- Hi.
- Oh, hi, pumpkin.
JOAN:
Mrs. Irwin, why won't you take theelevator?
MRS. Irwin:
Pumpkin, I never get in an elevatoralone.
You know...rapists. Where are you
running off to?
JOAN:
Oh...I've got to get to my publisher's.MRS. Irwin:
By the way, pumpkin...the mailman couldn't fit this into your box...
So I told him I'd give it to you
That's some love letter.
Mrs. Irwin, you're a tease.
I know, but I keep hoping for you, pumpkin.
[Vendors loudly hawking goods]
VENDOR:
Lady, how about a monkey for your littlenephew?
I'll give it to you for ten dollars.
Really great deal. Come on, lady.
JOAN:
No. I don't -VENDOR:
Your boyfriend will love it.It's kind of kinky, you know what I mean?
Nine dollars - eight dollars, bottom line.
JOAN:
Thank you, but I really don't need amonkey.
VENDOR:
Oh, but, lady, this is kinda cute.Hey. That's Miss Wilder's apartment.
Can I help you?
Excuse me...
SUPERINTENDENT:
Get away from that door.What's this?
Uhh!
GLORIA:
Wimp. Wimp.Loser.
Loser.
Major loser.
Too angry. Too vague.
Too desperate.
God, too happy.
Oh. Look at this guy, Mr. Mondo-dizmo.
I actually used to date him. Total sleaze-
bucket.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold everything.
Get a load of this character. Now, what about
him?
No, he's - he's just not -
Who? Jesse?
Maybe it's silly, but I know...
that there is somebody out there for me.
Oh, yeah? Where?
JOAN:
Certainly not here.Gloria, why do we always have to have this same
conversation?
Because I like you, and I hate to see you all
alone...
waiting for somebody who's not gonna show up.
OK, Gloria.
Here it is.
GLORIA:
Mmm.Read it and weep. I always do.
JOAN:
I'll call you, OK?GLORIA:
Come on, don't leave. Have anothergrasshopper.
- I can't.
- Come on, stay.
I'm your publisher. I'm ordering you to.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry I even dragged you to this
place.
I just wanted you to get out.
I know how hard you've been working.
I know you're upset about your sister.
Come on, how is she? Have you heard from her?
Elaine? I spoke to her last week.
She's still in Colombia.
Have they found her husband's body yet?
Just the one piece.
You know what's really creepy?
I got this package from Eduardo from Colombia.
Must have been mailed just before he...
God!
Can you imagine how awful, having your husband
murdered?
How is she holding up?
Oh, she'll be fine. Elaine always...manages.
Uhh!
[Car horns honking]
Hey, Ira.
The kid's here with the broad. They're taking
her to the boat.
IRA:
Look at these snappers, will you?RALPH:
We should have just rifled her room.IRA:
Ralph, how many times do I have to tellyou?
It's not in the country.
RALPH:
This kidnapping stuff makes me realnervous.
[Hisses]
It's a piss-poor idea. It's nothing but trouble.
Look, we've stolen enough of these antique
trinkets...
to keep us living comfortably for the rest of
our lives.
Let's kiss off this Third World toilet.
IRA:
One last big one. Trust me, Ralph.Whoa! Did you see that, Ralph?
That ugly striped son of a b*tch down there?
RALPH:
Somebody's gonna get killed... and you'refarting around with prehistoric animals.
Come on, Ira! Let's forget this one.
I got a real bad feeling about it.
Will you stop worrying? Have I ever hurt you?
I will never hurt you. I can't hurt you.
We got the same blood.
We're not two people. We are one person.
Would I hurt me?
[Hisses]
Look at those snappers, Ralph.
[Door squeaks]
[Meow]
Oh! Oh, Romeo!
Oh, baby! Oh!
Aah!
[Ring]
[Ring]
Hello?
Hello, Joan. Joan, can you hear me?
Elaine, I can't talk right now.
Listen to me. Listen very carefully.
I'm in trouble.
Elaine, please...
ELAINE:
Joanie, I am in real trouble.JOAN:
What's the matter?ELAINE:
Has any mail been forwarded to you...with Eduardo's handwriting on it? Any big envelope?
JOAN:
Yes.ELAINE:
Oh, honey. See if there's some kind oftreasure map inside.
It says El Corazon.
I need you to bring that map to me in Colombia.
Colombia?
My God, what kind of trouble are you in?
Joanie, please.
Get to the Hotel Cartagena in Cartagena.
When you arrive, call this number: 64-58-24.
- Are you writing this down?
- Yes!
And remember, you mustn't tell anybody.
Elaine, I can't go to Colombia.
Aah...Joanie...
they'll cut me. They'll hurt me.
[Click]
GLORIA:
Colombia?Do you have any idea what it's like in Colombia? I do.
Your books do very well in these macho countries.
They have jungles there, Joanie...
insects the size of sanitation trucks...
revolutionaries.
- Have you had your shots?
- Shots? What shots?
GLORIA:
You see. You're completely unprepared.Wait a minute. Just hold on.
Would you tell me what's going on?
Why are you doing this?
JOAN:
Elaine is in some trouble.She has a little domestic problem.
GLORIA:
Domestic problem?Elaine's last domestic problem...
was finding her husband cut into small pieces.
I'm not gonna let you do this. You cannot go!
JOAN:
Here's Romeo.Now, I want you to promise me to feed him...
and hold him at least once a day.
GLORIA:
You're gonna need something strongerthan that.
Listen to me.
You get bus-sick, sea-sick, plane-sick, train-
sick.
You practically puke on the escalator at
Bloomingdale's, for God's sake!
JOAN:
A lot of people get sick in department
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