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Synopsis: Joan Wilder, a mousy romance novelist, receives a treasure map in the mail from her recently murdered brother-in-law. Meanwhile, her sister Elaine is kidnapped in Colombia and the two criminals responsible demand that she travel to Colombia to exchange the map for her sister. Joan does, and quickly becomes lost in the jungle after being waylayed by Zolo, a vicious and corrupt Colombian cop who will stop at nothing to obtain the map. There, she meets an irreverent soldier-of-fortune named Jack Colton who agrees to bring her back to civilization. Together, they embark upon an adventure that could be straight out of Joan's novels.
Director(s): Robert Zemeckis
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 8 wins & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.9
Metacritic:
63
Rotten Tomatoes:
86%
PG
Year:
1984
106 min
4,516 Views


stores.

GLORIA:
Joanie, please, don't go.

You're not up to this, Joan, and you know it.

I know, but she's my sister.

I'll feed him, but I'm not picking him up.

Crazy!

[Woman speaking Spanish over P.A.]

[Pig squealing]

[Whistles blowing]

RALPH:
The plane from New York, has it arrived

yet?

- The areo arrivo aqui?.

- No comprendo.

JOAN:
Is this the bus to Cartagena?

- .Que?

- Oh.

JOAN:
.Es este el autobus a Carta--?

ZOLO:
Cartagena.

JOAN:
Oh, you speak English. Good!

Can you tell me, is this bus going to Cartagena?

ZOLO:
Yes, Cartagena.

JOAN:
Great. Thank you.

OK.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, you're on the wrong bus!

Miss Wilder! She got on the wrong bus.

This is terrible!

[Baby crying]

Oh--

My God.

Excuse me.

Uh...

Excuse - excuse me.

[Pig squeals]

I'm - I'm very sorry.

I'm really sorry.

WOMAN:
.Estupida!

Ahem. I'm sorry to bother you.

Can you tell me what time we get to Cartagena?

DRIVER:
.Que?

Is this the bus to Cartagena?

I need to get to Cartagena - Aah!

[Pig squeals]

Sh*t!

[Shouting in Spanish]

[Birds squawking]

JOAN:
What are we gonna do now?

Where's my suitcase?

ZOLO:
You don't have to walk. Another bus will

come along.

They know nothing. They are peasants.

JOAN:
Another bus? Really?

ZOLO:
Of course.

There are schedules to be maintained...

even in Colombia.

What?

- The purse.

- What are you--

.La bolsa!

[Man whistling]

.Alto!

JOAN:
Aah!

.Fuera!

JOAN:
Oh, my God!

JACK:
What the hell?

Jesus Christ!

What the hell happened to my birds?!

Son of a b*tch!

Hi.

I demand this car in the name of the law.

Uh...

Turn this car around.

Oh, no. Talk about breaks.

ZOLO:
Don't I know you?

RALPH:
No comprendo.

ZOLO:
You are American.

RALPH:
I hate Americanos.

I spit on 'em.

Ptew! I hate Americanos!

They're scumo! Scum!

ZOLO:
Are you French?

Well, honey, looks like we're gonna

have to wait...

just a little longer.

Sh*t.

JOAN:
Excuse me.

Could you please tell me how to get to a

telephone?

JACK:
No, lady, I don't have any idea. I'm sorry.

JOAN:
It's very important that I get one.

JACK:
We've all got our problems today,

don't we?

JOAN:
Can you tell me where the nearest town is?

- How about Miami?

- Will there be another bus?

JACK:
This is it. You got rush hour.

JOAN:
I have to get to Cartagena.

JACK:
Cartagena?

Angel, you are hell and gone from Cartagena.

Cartagena's over there on the coast.

- But they told me this bus.

- Who told you that?

That man that--

JACK:
That nice man who pulled a gun on you?

Uh-huh.

What else did he tell you?

Please, I need your help.

JACK:
I guess that's my new career.

JOAN:
It's very--

Lady, half a year's work just flew south for the

winter.

My Jeep is totaled.

In five minutes, everything I own is gonna

be wet...

so could you lighten up? I don't have the time.

I'll pay you.

You don't understand. It's a matter of life and

death.

- If I don't get--

- How much?

Fifty dollars?

Oh, sh*t.

You said you just lost everything you owned.

JACK:
Not my sense of humor.

JOAN:
I'll pay you a hundred dollars!

Two hundred dollars!

JACK:
I'll do it.

For five.

JOAN:
What?!

I'll pay you two hundred and fifty dollars.

Now, I ain't cheap, but I can be had.

My minimum price for taking a stranded woman...

to a telephone is four hundred dollars.

Will you take three hundred seventy-five

in traveler's checks?

- American Express?

- Of course.

You have got a deal.

Good.

[Thunder]

.Senor Zolo!

[Speaking Spanish]

[Sighs]

You got any valuables in that suitcase?

No. Yes! All my clothes and things.

You got an umbrella?

No.

JACK:
You got a good pair of walking shoes?

They're all like these.

Uh-huh.

JACK:
OK, let's make some time.

You b--Aah!

Aw, sh*t!

Whoa-ho-ho!

Aaah!

Whoa!

[Whimpering]

[Laughing]

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Oh, God damn it! What a ride, huh?

Whoo! Ha ha!

I'm telling you...

this is turning out to be one hell of a morning.

You OK?

I said, are you hurt?

What's the matter? You paralyzed from the

neck up?

Are you hurt?

- No!

- Good!

What's your name?

I'm Joan Wilder.

Joan Wilder?

Welcome to Colombia!

[Ring]

[Ring]

Diga.

Ira, I--

Hi, Ma. It's me, Irving.

IRA:
Ralph, you little twerp, where are you?

RALPH:
Calm down, Ma. Who says I never call?

IRA:
For Christ's sake, tell me the story.

RALPH:
All right, cousin.

As usual, you got us in some serious sh*t here.

First of all, the stupid dame got on the wrong

bus.

Now I'm stuck in some kind of spico military

compound.

They're mobilizing for Iwo Jima here.

IRA:
Do they know who you are?

RALPH:
What do you think, I'm introducing

myself to every cop in the pueblo?

And another little tidbit, cousin.

Guess who else is here?

Zolo!

Oh, well, give the man a cigar!

You're goddamn right, Zolo. He got in my car.

Not only are we kidnappers...

but I'm about to have a close encounter with a

cattle prod.

IRA:
Has he got his boys with him?

No. He's making do with the local yo-yos.

Oh, no.

Aw! Look!

IRA:
God damn it, Ralph, get that map!

RALPH:
Don't yell at me, Ira!

Look, you want to kill me?

Don't let me die in a jungle like a goddamn

snake.

IRA:
Ralph, God damn it, I don't care what you

got to do.

Just get me that map!

IRA:
Little sister took the wrong road.

And that third party I told you about...

he's tagging along.

The man who killed my husband?

The butcher who killed your husband.

A very powerful man with his own private army to

back him up.

And whether he calls himself...

Dr. Zolo, Minister of Antiquities...

Deputy Commander of the Secret Police...

he's still just a butcher.

Look at those snappers, will you?

JACK:
What's the matter? You sick?

JOAN:
Oh, no. I lost my button.

You lost what?

I lost my button. My button.

You're gonna lose a lot more than that.

These were Italian.

Now they're practical.

Is nothing that I own sacred to you?

Only your three hundred and seventy-five

dollars.

[Gunshots]

Aah!

JACK:
Cops!

What the hell do they want?

I haven't done anything lately.

[Zolo shouts in Spanish]

JACK:
I'm shooting at a cop!

Wait a minute. He's after you!

Who the hell are you?

JOAN:
Well, I'm a romance novelist.

JACK:
You're what?

What are you doing here?

JOAN:
I told you. My sister's life

depends on me.

JACK:
Don't give me that sh*t.

I thought you were donating a kidney or

something.

Christ, here they come.

This may be a good time to try on those shoes.

[Gunshots]

- Wait!

- Deal's off, lady!

JACK:
Lady, you are bad news.

JACK:
What'd you do, wake up this morning and

say...

''Today I'm gonna ruin a man's life''?

Do you know where you're going?

JACK:
Looks like a some kind of trail.

This is a trail?

Aah!

Aah!

Lady, you are a jinx!

What about the bridge?

JACK:
That ain't a bridge. Goddamn pre-Colombian

art.

We can't get across that.

[Men speaking Spanish]

Aw, sh*t. All right.

We're gonna hold them off right from here.

You just stay right behind me.

God damn it! I knew I should've listened to my

mother.

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Diane Thomas

Diane Renee Thomas (January 7, 1946 – October 21, 1985) was a screenwriter. She was working as a waitress while writing scripts and then had the opportunity to pitch the script for Romancing the Stone to customer Michael Douglas who then bought, produced, and starred in the film with Kathleen Turner and Danny DeVito. She was born January 7, 1946 in Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan. Her family moved to Long Beach, California when she was 12 years old. She attended the University of Southern California and majored in business. Then, according to her obituary, "She worked as an advertising copywriter, wrote travel brochures, took acting classes and worked toward a degree in psychology."In 1978, while working "every spare hour for a year" on Romancing the Stone, Thomas was a waitress at Coral Beach Cantina on the Pacific Coast Highway. It took less than a week for her agent, Norman Kurland, to sell the script. Kurland had sent it to several major studios. Actor/producer Michael Douglas and Columbia Pictures bought the script, though the film would later be made by 20th Century Fox. According to other accounts, the sale of the screenplay was a Cinderella story in itself: Thomas pitched the story directly to Douglas herself, when the actor happened to come into her cafe as a customer. This account, however, is disputed."It just had a spontaneity about the writing," Douglas said of the screenplay that would launch Thomas' career. "She was not cautious. The script had a wonderful spirit about it. . . . There was a total lack of fear to the writing. It worked." The screenplay for Romancing the Stone sold for $250,000. In addition to Thomas, "at least three" uncredited script doctors revised the screenplay.After Romancing the Stone, Thomas wrote another screenplay titled either Blonde Hurricane or Blond Hurricane.Diane Thomas died in a car accident in October 1985, only six weeks before the sequel to Romancing the Stone, The Jewel of the Nile, was released. At the time, Thomas was busy writing for the movie Always for Steven Spielberg and was not available to write The Jewel of the Nile.In an interview in the Special Edition DVD of Romancing the Stone, Michael Douglas stated that he had purchased a Porsche for Thomas as a present for her work with him on Romancing and help with scenes on Jewel of the Nile. On October 21, 1985, she, her boyfriend and another friend had attended classes at Pepperdine University and had stopped for drinks on the way home. Because her boyfriend had the least to drink, he told police, he was driving late that night when the car, traveling about 80 miles per hour, spun around on the rain-slick Pacific Coast Highway and struck a telephone pole just south of Coastline Drive. Thomas was a back seat passenger in the Porsche Carrera, and was killed instantly. The other friend died at the hospital later. Thomas' boyfriend was hospitalized with internal injuries and "was arrested for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol," though no further legal action about the matter was reported in the local newspaper. Thomas was also working on a sequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark before she died. Details of what would have been the third Indiana Jones film are sketchy, other than that it was set in a haunted mansion. Steven Spielberg, however, was reportedly resistant to the haunted mansion approach, feeling it too closely resembled his earlier film Poltergeist. At the time of her death, Thomas had completed the first draft.Following her death, the UCLA Extension Writers' Program created the Diane Thomas Screenwriting Awards in her honor. Original judges included Steven Spielberg, Michael Douglas, James Brooks and Kathleen Kennedy. more…

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