Romeos

This is my "T".

My testosterone.

I'm on 250 milligram right now.

Guys...

Today is my 25th shot.

That's why I wanted

to share with you.

see I pull back a little bit

to get rid of the bubble,

then I wipe it,

then I slap it,

like this...

and then...

ROMEOS:

- It was a misunderstanding.

- A "misunderstanding"?

Lukas was placed in the

girls dorms by mistake.

- Do I look like a girl?

- The men's dorms are full.

- So, I have to stay here?

- Lukas stays 'til this is sorted.

- Can you cope for now?

- Ms. Kampmann, I can't stay!

We will put up a notice for

new arrivals.

Lukas, although our first meeting

didn't go especially well,

We're happy that you're

joining our team,

so welcome to your civilian

service year in Ehrenfeld.

Could you please tell the others?

Lukas, a moment please.

- I'm sorry about this.

- What do you mean there's no room?

- It wasn't approved.

- What? I thought it would be fine.

- I'll speak with them again, OK?

- When will you?

- When I get an appointment.

- Hello.

They're all very nice here.

Ine, shouldn't you be working?

- Do it now or it'll take forever.

- I just wanted to say hello.

- Ine, it's ten past.

- I'm not gonna stay here.

- I'll take care of it.

- Ms. Kampmann, please.

I promise.

- Ine?

- Yeah.

Get a move on, girls.

Crazy! This is crazy!

- Yeah crazy.

- Your voice!

- Ine are you coming?

- Yes. Everything. Crazy!

Ine, come please.

- Yes!

Sh*t, I gotta go.

Oh, God...

- There's a party tonight. Are you coming?

- Sure.

I'm glad you're here.

Ine?

- All right!

Two...

One...

Zero...

Legs, biceps

- It's me. Are you coming?

- Yes.

- Hurry up.

- Ok.

- What are you waiting for?

- Oh.

"Oh" what?

- I'm hurrying.

- You better. I got us a lift.

What do you think?

If I don't pull tonight, I'll go mad.

Look. Good, right?

You've got so much armpit hair!

Yeah. We're coming.

Yeah, we're leaving now,

see you in a second.

Let's go.

God, f***!

"Biceps, stomach, legs, arse?"

- You measure your arse?

- Of course.

- Isn't that a little over the top?

- No.

- Come on, we've got to go!

- What's better, open or closed?

- Both are good.

It's just a party.

We look good.

- Is this OK? I'm freaking out.

- Yes! We have to leave.

- You didn't tell anyone did you?

- No.

- Come on.

- You swear?

Yes.

- You look good.

- Really?

Yes, now come on!

- We've got a lift. Come on!

- I am coming.

- Hello, you're there.

- You're coming with us?

- Yes.

- Hi, I'm Lukas.

- Sven. The car's up there. come on!

Hello.

- Great, and you?

- Hurry! Come on! Let's go!

- We'll talk later, OK?

- Can you wait a minute?

- It's on the left.

- Let's talk later, OK?

- We can...

- Bye.

- Who are you?

- You said that we could bring...

- It's so nice of you.

- Yeah, great.

- Yeah, thank you.

- It's not my fault!

Ine, asked to come.

Now there are five of us.

- Are you crazy? Get back inside!

- It's fun.

- No one's getting off in my car, OK?

- All right, we didn't know.

Sheesh.

- Hey! Get out. You can walk!

- Calm down!

- What's the problem?

- Nobody is getting off in my car.

I'm serious guys!

What's up?

Here we go. Come on!

I'm watching you.

Now!

- Yeah!

- Yes!

How old are you guys?

- Women just don't get it!

- Yeah, yeah.

- Hi, I'm Fabio.

- Lukas.

- Thanks for the lift.

- No worries.

- Yeah, thanks for the lift. Bye bye.

Are we going or not?

- I'm not coming. I'm going home.

- Are you crazy?

- My jacket is too tight.

- No, it isn't. You look good. Vamos!

Hey.

So, is she looking?

Yes. No, not anymore.

Wait, she is.

She's gone.

Those girls are looking at us.

- No, they're looking at you.

- Think they're together?

Not so obvious!

- Let's look for one for you.

- No, don't.

Just for a snog.

Have a go with her.

- No.

- Why not? She's your type.

No. You can have her.

- Are you crazy?

- Careful!

That chick.

- What a b*tch.

- Hey necklace was ugly anyway.

Ok, retards, it's time to party!

The alpha male. To us!

Cheers!

The way he looks.

What you're lacking in manliness,

he has too much of.

Come on. To us. Cheers!

Sorry. Occupied!

I'm sorry.

Sh*t... Sh*t...

Sh*t!

- You're back?

- What? I didn't go anywhere.

- Neither did I.

- What's up with you?

Nothing.

- You're acting weird.

- No, everything's just great.

- Hey, Sven, how you doing?

- Great party, yeah?

Guys, you have to see this!

It's totally mad!

- What's going on?

- Hey, where did you guys meet?

- I can't see anything, can you?

- No. What's going on?

- Let's check it out.

- No, Ine, don't. No!

- What?

- So, who's cock is this?

- Whose cock is this?

- I found it on the bathtub.

Come on! Whose is this cock?

It's yours?! Take it!

Admit it! Admit it, man!

Sven, is it yours? Go on, admit it!

Svennie! Svennie!

Stop it! It's not even funny!

Sven, give it here. This isn't funny!

Sve, give me the f***ing penis man!

Total retards!

Hey, Lukas, you all right?

My neck... It's cramped in there.

- Waiting for someone?

- Nobody.

- So what are you doing here?

- Chilling.

- Nothing happening up there?

- Nah, not really.

Wait a second.

Very funny...

Total retards.

There were three of you in there?

My balls ache.

All they were doing is snogging.

Totally annoying man,

you know what I mean?

- Yeah, sure.

- Well, it was good anyway.

Hold this for a second.

Hey, the disabled home where you live...

- What is it?

- It's not a disabled home.

I'm doing my civilian service there.

- You're new here?

- Yep.

To Cologne and everything.

Sweet jacket.

Can I try it on?

Hand it over.

Come on...

Don't be like that. Give it to me.

- Well?

- It's Ok.

- What then? Ok or really good?

- Really good.

- Are you cold?

- No. Why?

You're sitting as if you are.

Just give me my jacket, Ok?

Try and take it.

- Sh*t! Fabio?

- Come on!

Fabio, I swear...

- Come and get it!

- Fabio! Sh*t!

Come on! Come!

Fabio! Wait!

F***!

Do you have problems sleeping?

I don't know if it's my but dreams they keep me up

all night.

Some really scary sort of dreams

makes me not want to go to sleep.

So you guys on please beg me with your experience.

I'm sure I'm not alone

I'm sure you have the same feelings.

You know what I thought when I cut it out

it would be off my chest and

I would try to work on it better.

Okay, whatever, hopefully I'll

update again soon.

Hopefully then it's a very happy update.

Three...

Two...

One...

- I'm Not Vera.

- What? Really? Oh, Vera...

- Everyone saw.

- Girls, make yourselves decent.

Thank you.

Put all this in the fridge.

- Sh*t.

- Good God!

Give it to me.

Give me your hand.

- Why?

- Give me your hand.

- Why?

- Give me it.

- Are you crazy!

- Try to get away! No!

I know. I acted stupid

last night at the party.

I'm sorry. Honestly.

Miri, you're a little smelly.

- My name is Lukas.

- OK, but you still smell sweaty.

Manly sweat. Isn't that great?

It's Ok now, but you

would've passed out a year ago.

- Ine, you should've seen it!

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