Roommate Wanted

Synopsis: Janie is an ambitious student who dreams of a better life. Dee is a gorgeous socialite who dreams of a rich husband. They're already not the best of friends... or the best of roommates. But when Janie gets the opportunity of a lifetime, Dee becomes the roommate from hell as she desperately tries to destroy Janie's life. It's an all out girl-war, leaving a ROOMMATE WANTED.
Genre: Thriller
Director(s): Rob Margolies
Production: LionsGate Entertainment
 
IMDB:
4.5
R
Year:
2015
85 min
Website
113 Views


I'm Janie.

This is me hitting

. The whore of my roommate

I'm Dee.

Insurance wonder

why is crazy

is hitting my face.

First, back up a bit.

WANTED housemate

Tibetan benefit concert

one night

Free Tibet

Jane Garber

? Dr. Hoffman will see you now.

Thank you.

Here.

Their qualifications are impeccable.

One semester in Ghana.

Very commendable.

PETA volunteer from the ...

thirteen years?

Do not get

a scholarship in Stansbury

only with a good average.

All students here plays

with academic perfection,

and I come to tell you

I'm capable of more.

Certainly it is going

on track,

but let me interrupt.

Today I will meet with many applicants

and there's only

a few scholarships to go around.

To know better

and whether it is worthy

of a coveted honor,

I will make one question.

What do you think?

political or sir

In spiritual terms?

I want to know what you think.

It is an open question

no right or wrong answer.

Tell me who you are.

Well, let's see ...

You might say that

I believe in the basis of Buddhism,

but really I just like

the peace message it conveys.

You might say that

I believe in the healing power of music.

- Ah

-. But that's not entirely true.

I just like the sound of my violin

when I press with the bow.

I think the genuine hard work

really bears fruit

and that in this world

can not be achieved nothing

without passion.

You need to travel far

and much,

as often as possible.

It is fuel for the soul.

Clichs

like the ones I just mentioned

They are such because they have

a basis of truth,

and who coined the word 'clich'

I was too lazy

to prove such claims.

Physical beauty,

money, trust,

That goes too far,

but can not fill

the hole in the heart.

And I think that a good way

to develop character is

known characters.

Stansbury belong.

It is ingrained in me,

I have felt for a long time.

And I know that sounds

extremely clich, but ...

I think that's what I believe.

In the clichs.

Thank you. Have a nice day.

Hi, Dee.

- Hello

-. How is your modeling?

Great.

- Good

-. Yes.

Bye.

Yes, well.

Incoming call Joe

God. Yes.

Sh*t.

It's my roommate. Move over.

I thought you'd be

in the massage parlor all day.

- Well ...

- I'll send you a message tonight.

- Genial

-. It's like the third time this week.

- Really

- I know. I am so sorry.

I will repay

. It is a club promoter

which will give a Cinco de Mayo party

that will rage in Social tonight.

Do you want to come?

- No, thanks

-. Really?

I thought you were Latin American.

No, I said it was part Native American.

Champagne? Does this mean

what I think?

- Actually ...

- I look

the Bukkake Bride of Frankenstein.

Expected to give me a quick shower.

Two minutes.

I'm anxious to know

news! Give veritas!

Gross.

Sorry

. I had to hydrate.

Okay, girl, tell me

about your big interview.

Did you get the free pass to Stanford?

It is Stansbury.

Yes.

I'm still waiting

the official green light,

but the dean of admissions

said it would receive

a very important call

around 1:
00 p.m.

Heavens. How do you do

not stress you out?

- It's 12:
30 pm

. - I am.

But the truth is

I can not do anything.

My life is about to change drastically,

for better or for worse,

- In the next 30 minutes

. - For best.

Definitely for the better

. I'll put it on Twitter.

- We champagne

- Not until you know.

How about one of my famous milkshakes

banana and peach meantime?

Yes. It sounds good, whenever vegan.

Yes, do not worry

. I'll use skim milk.

Besides, I'm

practically vegan.

I do not like fish.

I do not really distinguish

whether or not kidding.

What did you do in the refrigerator?

Thanks for noticing.

Yesterday could not find

some of my stuff,

so I thought it would be easier

to label what is who.

I put gold stars on yours,

and red on mine.

Very good. You can help

whatever my food

anytime.

Not only my food

. Anything mine, seriously,

even my clothes.

Thank you.

Is that tofu costs

as $ 9 at Whole Foods.

Was that soy?

Gross.

He died another of your fish.

What a pity.

It lasted quite.

You should clean this thing

from time to time.

Needless. That is

the parasite fish.

Do you really felt safe

put this big tank

in the table behind the chair?

Yes.

To me it makes me nervous.

Is there something you do not get nervous?

I dont know. It seems as if

do not imported fish.

I do not care about them.

It was a gift from Frank,

Mongolian.

I was his girlfriend for about 10 minutes.

He owns an aquarium.

The tank turned out to be

more wasted space he.

I dont know. I like the fish

. They produce calm.

But your snake, not so much.

Who? My great and sexy Fernando?

It is harmless.

Just bite

if you're furry and tail.

I worked with his scaly ass

when I modeled for AE in the summer.

Speaking of which,

a month ago not to food.

- Wait

. - What?

What is that for?

Instagram, Facebook, Twitter.

Which reminds me

you have not yet accepted

my friend request

nor follow me.

I almost never reviewed that thing,

and I do not have a Twitter.

Agree. Health.

For your future.

What about your future?

When you find a Mr. Rico,

gifted, tall, dark-haired and handsome,

in that order,

we can provide for me.

- Is Joe

-. Again?

Do not you dare answer.

I could tell you to stop calling.

Do not answer. Trust me

. You do not need that idiot in your life.

If you let them talk,

before you know it,

you exchange your violin

flute for their meat.

Okay, I pressed 'ignore'.

Good girl

. Someday you'll thank me.

Speaking of violin,

should practice a little.

Janie, get off the phone.

Sissy!

Good girl.

- Hello, little bird

- What do you want?

you again in my life.

The last two weeks

appeared two years .

Let me go and apologize in person.

Incoming call Stansbury

Joe, I'll call you later.

Hey, wait.

Hello?

Hello, this is Janie.

Yes.

Stansbury!

What does it say?

Officially want to offer

our largest grant

available at this time .

Includes half of all tuition,

- to pay up to three years

-. Sorry .

You said half the tuition?

I thought it was the greatest.

That's right, Ms. Garber,

but recent cuts

state budget

we were forced to do

extreme cuts,

especially in the education sector.

Half-scholarships are the best

we can offer now,

with a few exceptions

for athletes.

I do not practice any sport.

Miss. Garber,

It is the best we can offer.

It is a great achievement on their part.

Not enough.

. Miss Garber, do not understand

where you're going with this.

- I can not pay ...

- I thank you,

Mr. Garber. Hoffman.

It is the dream of my life

. I'm super mad.

That is, very excited

. Super excited.

I'm very glad to hear it.

Someone admissions department

It will contact you

Friday by the financial issue.

Stansbury welcome.

Thank you very much.

- I'm very excited

-. Well .

Goodbye.

You're welcome.

I can not afford

half the tuition.

They are $ 42,000 per year

with three years minimum.

Two and a half, if I hurry,

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