Roommate Wanted
I'm Janie.
This is me hitting
. The whore of my roommate
I'm Dee.
Insurance wonder
why is crazy
is hitting my face.
First, back up a bit.
WANTED housemate
Tibetan benefit concert
one night
Free Tibet
Jane Garber
? Dr. Hoffman will see you now.
Thank you.
Here.
Their qualifications are impeccable.
One semester in Ghana.
Very commendable.
PETA volunteer from the ...
thirteen years?
Do not get
a scholarship in Stansbury
only with a good average.
All students here plays
with academic perfection,
and I come to tell you
I'm capable of more.
Certainly it is going
on track,
but let me interrupt.
Today I will meet with many applicants
and there's only
a few scholarships to go around.
To know better
and whether it is worthy
of a coveted honor,
I will make one question.
What do you think?
political or sir
In spiritual terms?
I want to know what you think.
It is an open question
Tell me who you are.
Well, let's see ...
You might say that
I believe in the basis of Buddhism,
but really I just like
You might say that
I believe in the healing power of music.
- Ah
-. But that's not entirely true.
I just like the sound of my violin
when I press with the bow.
really bears fruit
and that in this world
can not be achieved nothing
without passion.
You need to travel far
and much,
as often as possible.
It is fuel for the soul.
Clichs
like the ones I just mentioned
They are such because they have
a basis of truth,
and who coined the word 'clich'
I was too lazy
to prove such claims.
Physical beauty,
money, trust,
That goes too far,
but can not fill
the hole in the heart.
And I think that a good way
known characters.
Stansbury belong.
It is ingrained in me,
I have felt for a long time.
And I know that sounds
extremely clich, but ...
I think that's what I believe.
In the clichs.
Thank you. Have a nice day.
Hi, Dee.
- Hello
-. How is your modeling?
Great.
- Good
-. Yes.
Bye.
Yes, well.
Incoming call Joe
God. Yes.
Sh*t.
It's my roommate. Move over.
I thought you'd be
in the massage parlor all day.
- Well ...
- I'll send you a message tonight.
- Genial
-. It's like the third time this week.
- Really
- I know. I am so sorry.
I will repay
. It is a club promoter
which will give a Cinco de Mayo party
that will rage in Social tonight.
Do you want to come?
- No, thanks
-. Really?
I thought you were Latin American.
No, I said it was part Native American.
Champagne? Does this mean
what I think?
- Actually ...
- I look
the Bukkake Bride of Frankenstein.
Expected to give me a quick shower.
Two minutes.
I'm anxious to know
news! Give veritas!
Gross.
Sorry
. I had to hydrate.
Okay, girl, tell me
about your big interview.
Did you get the free pass to Stanford?
It is Stansbury.
Yes.
I'm still waiting
but the dean of admissions
said it would receive
a very important call
around 1:
00 p.m.Heavens. How do you do
not stress you out?
- It's 12:
30 pm. - I am.
But the truth is
I can not do anything.
My life is about to change drastically,
for better or for worse,
- In the next 30 minutes
. - For best.
Definitely for the better
. I'll put it on Twitter.
- We champagne
- Not until you know.
How about one of my famous milkshakes
banana and peach meantime?
Yes. It sounds good, whenever vegan.
Yes, do not worry
. I'll use skim milk.
Besides, I'm
practically vegan.
I do not like fish.
I do not really distinguish
whether or not kidding.
What did you do in the refrigerator?
Thanks for noticing.
Yesterday could not find
some of my stuff,
so I thought it would be easier
to label what is who.
I put gold stars on yours,
and red on mine.
Very good. You can help
whatever my food
anytime.
Not only my food
. Anything mine, seriously,
even my clothes.
Thank you.
Is that tofu costs
as $ 9 at Whole Foods.
Was that soy?
Gross.
He died another of your fish.
What a pity.
It lasted quite.
from time to time.
Needless. That is
the parasite fish.
Do you really felt safe
put this big tank
in the table behind the chair?
Yes.
To me it makes me nervous.
Is there something you do not get nervous?
I dont know. It seems as if
do not imported fish.
I do not care about them.
It was a gift from Frank,
Mongolian.
I was his girlfriend for about 10 minutes.
He owns an aquarium.
The tank turned out to be
I dont know. I like the fish
. They produce calm.
But your snake, not so much.
Who? My great and sexy Fernando?
It is harmless.
Just bite
if you're furry and tail.
when I modeled for AE in the summer.
Speaking of which,
a month ago not to food.
- Wait
. - What?
What is that for?
Instagram, Facebook, Twitter.
Which reminds me
you have not yet accepted
my friend request
nor follow me.
I almost never reviewed that thing,
and I do not have a Twitter.
Agree. Health.
For your future.
What about your future?
When you find a Mr. Rico,
gifted, tall, dark-haired and handsome,
in that order,
we can provide for me.
- Is Joe
-. Again?
Do not you dare answer.
I could tell you to stop calling.
Do not answer. Trust me
. You do not need that idiot in your life.
If you let them talk,
before you know it,
you exchange your violin
flute for their meat.
Okay, I pressed 'ignore'.
Good girl
Speaking of violin,
should practice a little.
Janie, get off the phone.
Sissy!
Good girl.
- Hello, little bird
- What do you want?
you again in my life.
The last two weeks
appeared two years .
Let me go and apologize in person.
Incoming call Stansbury
Joe, I'll call you later.
Hey, wait.
Hello?
Hello, this is Janie.
Yes.
Stansbury!
What does it say?
Officially want to offer
our largest grant
available at this time .
Includes half of all tuition,
- to pay up to three years
-. Sorry .
You said half the tuition?
I thought it was the greatest.
That's right, Ms. Garber,
but recent cuts
state budget
we were forced to do
extreme cuts,
especially in the education sector.
Half-scholarships are the best
we can offer now,
with a few exceptions
for athletes.
I do not practice any sport.
Miss. Garber,
It is the best we can offer.
It is a great achievement on their part.
Not enough.
. Miss Garber, do not understand
where you're going with this.
- I can not pay ...
- I thank you,
Mr. Garber. Hoffman.
It is the dream of my life
. I'm super mad.
That is, very excited
. Super excited.
I'm very glad to hear it.
Someone admissions department
It will contact you
Friday by the financial issue.
Stansbury welcome.
Thank you very much.
- I'm very excited
-. Well .
Goodbye.
You're welcome.
I can not afford
half the tuition.
They are $ 42,000 per year
Two and a half, if I hurry,
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