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that heart of mine - Dr. Hutchins? Are you Dr. David Hutchins? - Yeah. - I'm sorry to come to

your home like this. [upbeat jazzy music] [beeps] - [Voiceover] I got an attorney and you should do

the same thing, we just need to talk. Can you please call me? [beeps] Look, I'll be taking

the furniture. You can have the chair

your mother gave us. [beeps] There's no booze

left in the house. [sighs deeply] [exclaims] God, if

you only didn't-- [beeps] Please, please call me! [beeps] My attorney will call you. [beeps] - [Voiceover] She's giving up

her claim to half the house, but in exchange for

70% of your assets. - Well, I suppose I'll

sell the house then. - [Voiceover] This is the best

settlement you can hope for. That house is all yours,

she can't touch it. And you'll have some time

to get everything out. - Yeah, that shouldn't

be too difficult. [splashing] [savors] Answer your phone!

[ringing] Goddammit, answer your phone!

[ringing] Come on, Joely!

[ringing] Come on Joely, Joely,

Joely, Joely, Joely, please. Please answer the phone! Answer the phone!

[ringing] - I cheated on you. - Do you love her? - Not anymore. You didn't deserve

it and I did it. And it's my fault. And I'm sorry I hurt you. Because you're a good woman. And you care about me. And I was willing

to throw that away. I'm a moron. Sheryl, what I'm trying--

[banging on door] [deeply exhales] - Joel?

[banging] Open the door. - [Joel] Go away. - [Dave] Please, Joel. - I can't! - If you don't open

the door, I might die. [deeply exhales] - Go home, Dave. Golden bird when you left You were talking [muffled] On its favorite walk What have you done On its favorite walk I don't expect

you to forgive me. I'm sorry. You've always been...

[sobbing] You didn't deserve

this, I'm so sorry. But... will you let me try? - It feels like you have one

foot in and one foot out. Do you want to stay

in this marriage or do you not, just answer? It's a simple answer! Do you want a divorce? What do you want? - Yes, yes-- - You don't even know what

you, yes, yes, what? Yes! - You ask me a question, you don't even give me a chance

to answer for God's sake. - [exclaims] Yeah,

whatever! You know-- - You know, you do this all the

time, you do this all time-- - [exclaims] I

[gasps], screw you! - She's wacko,

she's nuts, right? I mean, you're a

pro, you tell me? She's crazy, right? - Well, I've seen

some crazy ones. - Yeah?

[laughter] Crazier than her? Worse than my wife? - [Dave] Well, maybe. [laughs] - Well, you're gonna

have to tell me about that over

a beer sometimes. [exhales] I gotta have

a break from that woman. I don't know how I'm

gonna do it but I just-- - Well, I need some help

moving some furniture. - You need help

moving furniture? - Yeah-- - Well, I'm your man then! [laughter] [Dave] Yeah?

- [Ben] Yeah, sure. - Okay, yeah. - Sure, just let me know,

you know, when and where-- - Saturday! - You just didn't want this

thing in the house anymore or... - I thought I'd make the

cabin a little bit more cozy. One, two, three. [breathing heavily] - This is a cool spot, man. I wish I had a place like this. - Yeah, it's great. - You know, I can't

even watch a game without getting bitched at? And you got this

whole place up here. Woods, cable, beer, grill up some burgers... [sighs deeply] - Hey, you should stay a while. - No, no, I can't,

I gotta get back. Margie's sister is coming over. And she get's all jealous

whenever her sister comes over. Of course, her sister's... She's got a really hot body. [laughs] In fact, I married

the wrong damn sister. - Well, hey thanks for helping. I really appreciate it. - Sure man, no problem. Thanks for the beer. - Yeah. - You're a cool shrink, Dave. [peaceful string music] [keys rattling] [engine starts] [beeps] [grinding] [beeps] [peaceful string

and piano music]

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