Rugrats in Paris: The Movie
I believe in the playground.
It's my favouritest place
in the whole wild world.
But two yesterdays ago a bad thing
happened when we was playing there.
Some big boys took my brother's binky
and buried it in the sandbox.
Binky bye-bye.
They maked my brother cry.
So I said:
"Dilly,this is a job for the Bobfather."
You come to me
on the day of this wedding,
and ask me to take care of the boys
who made your brother cry?
No. Dil just wants a new binky.
That's it? A binky?
I don't get to squeeze no one's head
or pull no one's hair?
- No.
- Binky, peeze!.
Dumb baby. Can't even make
a good wish. All right, kiss my ring.
Go send the next one in,
and tell him to bring a sponge.
Nine, eleven, twenty...
Chuckie!. You're not supposed to look
at your feet when you're dancing.
But I gots to, Susie. They just keep
getting all tanglied up.
Faster, Phillip!.
We gots to get to the peoples on top.
- I gots dibs on the feets.
- Phil, Lil...
The Bobfather wants to see you now.
I can't believe
Angelica saw that movie last night.
I can't mother and merger
at the same time.
She only saw a scene or two.
It couldn't have made an impression.
Bobfather, we founded this in our crib.
That's what you get for wiping
your boogers on Cynthia.
So that's where I left them!
Let's give a round of applause to
this week's number one newly-weds:
Mr and Mrs Lou and Lulu Pickles!
Let's show these whippersnappers
how it's done.
I didn't get these plastic hips
for nothing!
Think you'll ever tie the knot again?
'Cause I got a cousin who's lookin'.
Big bones, broad shoulders...
And she can eat her weight in cheese!
Thanks, Betty, but cheese
gives me hives. So does dating.
Boy, Lou and Lulu sure can boogie.
You're like family to me, Finster.
Name your wish.
Gosh, Bobfather,
I don't know what to wish for.
Just pick something already!
I don't mean your nose!
Come on, Chuckie.
Granpa Lou's throwing the gardener.
I'll take that binky.
There you go, Drooly.
It fell off a truck.
See, Dilly? You got your wish.
- I'm really happy for you, Pop.
- Yeah, Lulu's a great lady.
Yep, she's a keeper! 'Course,
no one will ever replace your mother.
It's her love in here that helped
this old geezer love again.
Now it's time for a special dance
for all the kids and their mums.
Mummy just loves dancing
with her handsome boys.
Angelica!
Wait, Angelica! I think I know
what I want to wish for.
I'd kinda like to have a new mummy.
Sorry, Finster, game's over. Besides,
I'm wanted on the dance floor.
But that's my wish.
It's getting late, Chuckie.
What do you say we head home?
Chuckie, what are you doing up?
I was just looking through
some of our old things.
Remember your Wawa?
Your mummy made it for you.
Oh, Chuckie, your mum was
an amazing woman.
I bet she's in heaven right now
looking down on us.
I've been missing her
so much, Chuckie.
Maybe we could use
a mummy's touch around here.
Huh, little guy?
You got to love the lnternet.
Behold the future of dating.
What are they doing?
My daddy's helping your daddy
catch some dates in a net.
- What are dates?
- Big raisins that make you poop.
- What is it with you babies and poop?
- Where do you want us to start?
Wow! My own web page!
"Chas Finster.
Bureaucrat. Bachelor."
- Are you sure this is gonna work?
- Look, you already have 1 2 dates.
That's triple my lifetime record.
Look at this one. She loves sunsets,
and "is not allowed
in the state of Kentucky".
I don't know about this, Stu.
Let me put it to you this way.
Dates is for people like Mr Chuckie's
dad who don't got no wife.
But why does Chuckie's daddy
need a wife?
What I have to put up with!
'Cause if his daddy gets a new wife,
then Chuckie gets a new mummy.
I'm really gonna get my wish?
Yeah, so long as you stay
in my good flavour.
I didn't know she had a good flavour.
Guys! I'm gonna gets a mummy!
I bet she's gonna be clean
and cuddly and nice.
- Sounds great, Chuckie.
- I hope she's not too clean.
Get off your derrieres and get this
show on the road! Tout de suite!
I love the sound of panicked
scurrying feet in the morning.
Don't you, Jean-Claude?
It moves me deeply, Madame.
That Reptar is a nuisance
He's a thorn in our side
The way things are going
Our village will be fried
That Stu Pickles!
I want that nincompoop inventor
here within 24 hours,
or another head will roll.
I'll take care of it personally.
Kira! Madame LaBouche
wants her Pickles. Now!
Hello?
- Hello?
- Mr Pickles?
This is Kira Watanabe
from EuroReptar.
Sorry to call so late, but the Reptar
that you designed has broken down.
My boss is having a fit.
Reptar's a hit? That's great.
We need you to come to Paris
on the next flight.
Paris. Oh yeah, the city of lights.
Madame kindly
recommends that you...
Come with my family and friends?
Okey-dokey. Here...
HeLLo? Mr PickLes?
Are you stiLL there?
Hey, Dee, we're going to France.
Oh Stu, I'm too tired to dance.
France!
I'm going to France and you're not.
I already learned how
to parsley-voo-francy.
Which, for your information,
means "speak French".
No one likes a show-off, Susie.
We're headin' out, babies
There we go
Get your stubby legs moving
No time to pick your nose
We've got stuff to do
Let's take Spike too
We're on our way to France
Don't forget our underpants
We're heading out, babies
We're on our way
Here we go on a big exciting trip
We're heading up, up, up, up, up
Hang on to your diapies
Don't lose your bib
Get moving babies
I hope we're all packed
We don't know when
we're gonna get back
No time to worry 'bout getting stinky
I hope you remember
to pack your binky
We're taking off. Whee!
We're on our way to France, Paris
- How do you work this thing?
- I don't know.
Guess Robosnail thought he could fly.
Press a button, get a mummy!
I never saw a mummy button before.
Let's see what kind of mummy
your button gots, Chuckie.
Hey, I wanted to press
the button, Lillian!
You want the button, Phillip?
You can't handle the button!
Oh look, a toy that was
already broken.
Unfortunately, the union forbids me
from picking it up.
That's a job for your mummy.
Somebody got up
on the wrong side of the bread.
- Let's try again.
- No, let's not, Lillian.
I'll just wait for the Bobfather
to bring her. Whenever that is.
Let's go ask her.
She just sneaked behind that curtain.
- Hey, what's the big idea?
- Hi, Angelica!
For feet's sake! Can't you see this
is the 'no dumb babies' section?
Sorry, but Chuckie was wondering
when his new mummy was coming.
I'm...working on it.
And I almost had a good one,
but I got so hungry
I had to sit down.
- Maybe you need a nap.
- Or cookies.
- Or cookies.
- And ice cream.
- Which happens to be in that kitchen!
- Be right back. Come on!
Where they going?
There's lots of neat stuff down here.
Like a hairy toothbrush,
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