Rugrats in Paris: The Movie Page #2

a 'tato chip.

Somebody must have

losted their lunch.

Finster!

Look, Phillip, party hats.

Thanks a lot, diaper bags!

I smell a ripey diapie.

Come on, sweetie.

Time to get changed.

I want a mum that will last forever

I want a mum to make it all better

I want a mum that will last forever

I want a mum

who will love me whatever

I want a mum to take my hand

and make me feel like a holiday

A mum to tuck me in at night

and chase the monsters away

I want a mum to read me stories

and sing a lullaby

And if I have a bad dream

to hold me when I cry

I want a mum that will last forever

I want a mum to make it all better

I want a mum that will last forever

I want a mum

that will love me whatever

Forever

No one else is being picked up

by a guy in a Reptar suit.

I was just thinking the same thing.

Welcome to Paris. I've been asked to

take you directly to EuroReptarland.

Out of my way! The prettiest,

smartest girl gets the front seat.

So why is she in such a hurry?

My tummy is all bubbaly.

Don't worry, Lil, I gots your baggie.

Lookie! Reptar's house!

Pokyo sure looks different

on TB, huh?

Pokyo? Don't you know nothing?

This is Parrots!

You babies are as dumb here

as you are at home.

Wee wee.

'Cept him.

He's speaking French already.

Welcome to EuroReptar.

Yeah, Reptarland!

Et voiLa!

Our Parisian pied-a-terre.

Pretty posh digs!

The beds are quite comfortable.

Yeah? Incoming!

So is the floor.

It's the most beautifullest potty

I ever seed.

I'm a diapie man myself.

A potty that squirts you back!

I don't know, you guys.

I squirt myself enough already.

We're off to the boutiques.

It's time to meet Ms LaBouche,

the woman who made all this possible.

Shall we?

- It looks like you, me and the kids.

- Oui, oui, mon ami.

Come back!

Seems kind of odd to have a Japanese

theme park in the middle of Paris.

It's a new century.

Just go with ""Le flLow"".

Bonjour. Welcome to EuroReptar.

And one of you must be Mr Pickles.

That would be moi. And this is

my good friend Charles Finster.

- And this is my son, Chuckie.

- Hi, Chuckie. I like your bear.

What sweet children.

Is this your first time in Paris?

Well, France, yes. But I've been

to Paris, Texas, a number of times.

Reptar's head!

Wonder if the Bobfather had

anything to do with this.

Come on, Chuckie! It's a wadey pool!

- They look hungry.

- Must be lunchtime.

...just don't leave no fingerprints.

Where did those filthy little

bookends come from?

What have you done to

my priceless collection of koi fish?

I told you to get the piranha.

Call the dog catcher!

The exterminator! Do something!

Oui, Madame. Kira!

Come along, children.

Madame, Mr Pickles is here.

Oh, good. Send in the clown.

So, if it isn't the brilliant designer.

- I wouldn't say brilliant.

- Neither would l.

Let's take the babies

to see the Princess Parade

while they get better acquainted.

The kids would love that.

See this face?

I never want to make this face again!

Now get to work.

Sure. Mechanical expertise

is my middle name.

Then your first name should be

"l have no".

Sorry to interrupt your episode,

but it's the boss on the phone.

Monsieur Yamaguchi,

so nice to see you.

I"m stepping down as president

ofl Yamaguchi Industries.

I"ve begun a search

flor my repLacement.

Splendid! I accept.

You are one ofl many

under consideration.

But I have made millions

for this company!

The candidate shouLd not be

concerned onLy with money.

They must understand what

it means to bring joy to chiLdren.

In flact, they themseLves

must have the heart ofl a chiLd.

I must have one in a jar somewhere.

In fact, I'm engaged to a wonderful

man with a baby thing all his own.

CongratuLations, Madame.

I Look florward to the wedding

and seeing you with your new flamiLy.

We"LL discuss the promotion then.

Goodbye.

What now, Pinocchio?

Years of clawing my way to the top

gone to waste.

Why am I not

some child's tender mother?!

Why?! Why?! Why?!

Because you hate children and men

find you to be a heartless shrew?

There has to be a spineless little man

with a brat of his own out there.

Bonjour?

My chocolates are in her little

American stomach! Get them back!

- Open wide. Say, "aah".

- No, wait!

You have five seconds

to come up with a reason

why I should not lock you up

for ever and ever.

Because I can stick five raisins

up my nose, and sing real good and...

- For ever and ever is a long time!

- Tick tock...

I know where you can find a spiny

little man with a brat of his own.

I think I just made a friend.

Isn't this neat, Chuckie?

There's something weird about

a guy in a ponytail and a dress.

Golly, Kira, you're a natural.

I have a beautiful little girl to thank.

Kimi. She's almost two.

So's my Chuckie!

Not a girl, I mean, but you know...

Look! The Princess is coming.

Once upon a time there was

a mighty dinosaur named Reptar.

Everyone ran away from him

except the beautiful princess.

She was not afraid, because she could

see that Reptar was not vicious.

He was lonely and unhappy.

So she promised to take care of him

and keep him safe and loved

for ever and ever.

For eber and eber...

My mummy says Mr Chuckie's dad

is so desperate

that he'll marry the first lady

that plops the question.

Excellent! Now run along

before you give me lice.

Hey! What do I get out of this deal?

- Why should I give you anything?

- I don't know...

I could accidentally tell someone why

you want to marry Mr Chuckie's dad?

An extra scoop for cunning.

Tell Auntie Coco what you desire.

Let's see. Not much. Just my own

float in the Reptarland parade

with matching ponies

and my own fashion show

and to be the flower girl

at your wedding.

And who said Americans are greedy?

I'll take care of it, Angelique.

Find out where our guests are

dining tonight. Love is on the menu.

This place gots

the biggest babies I ever sawed.

That's got to be one stinky diapie.

When I came to France,

I had dreams of bouiLLabaisse,

crepe suzette,

chicken cordon bLeu.

Well, I had dreams of eating

with a fork. Pass the squid brains.

It's Karaoke time!

Well, do-re-mi!

Bad girl

Talkin' 'bout the sad girl

Bad girl

Talkin' 'bout the bad bad girl

- Eat all the cookies in plain sight

- Chewin'

- Pickin' on the dumb babies

- Always have to be right

They're so easy to trick and tease

'Cause they don't know a thing, baby

When I seed the magic sprinklies in

my hand, I knowed she was the one.

You mean you want the Princess

to be your new mummy?

Yup. She's everything

I've been wishin' for.

She's real nice, she loves Reptar.

And bestest of all,

we could live happily forever after.

Stewart, what a surprise!

Everyone, this is Madame LaBouche.

MademoiseLLe.

Who is this devastatingly handsome

man you are trying to hide from me?

That's my good friend Chas Finster.

Enchantee.

Bonsoir, MademoiseLLe.

Call me Coco.

And that adorable misproportioned

ragamuffin must be your son.

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