Rugrats in Paris: The Movie Page #3

Madame LaBouche!

- Hi, Kira.

- What?!

I'm sorry to interrupt,

but these need your signature.

- Can you join us for dinner?

- You're much too busy, Kira.

That's too bad.

That must be Kimi!

- Who?

- My daughter.

Of course.

So, Kimi, do you and your mummy

and daddy live in Reptarland?

Not exactly. It's just me

and my mummy, and we live in Paris.

But I gets to come here all the time.

- You met the Princess?

- Sure. Lots of times.

She lives in that castle

on that bowlcano

and comes out between 'splosions.

Now we know where to find

your new princess mum, Chuckie.

Chuckie?

Sorry, I stopped

listening after 'splosions.

Would Kimi like to come to the park

with me and the kids tomorrow?

What a coincidence! I planned to

spend the day with her there myself.

- But, Madame! You never...

-...tire of taking care of Kimi.

So, it's a date!

It'll just be you and me

and that adorable swarm of infants.

Wow! Robosnail!

I think I'm in love.

Hi, Robie.

Why didn't you follow my design?

I used paper clips and rubber bands

for a reason!

I love their fries,

but this is advanced robotics.

- It looks pretty complicated.

- Actually, it's not.

You just put on the gear,

and anything you do, Reptar does.

It's so simple,

a child could work it. Right, champ?

Sorry!

Did I say child? I meant young adult.

Bonjour, everyone!

- Ready to go, mon cheri?

- Let me just get Dilly settled.

And how is

this precious gherkin today?

You're just a lawsuit

waiting to happen, aren't you?

Mon cheri, I could listen to your

fascinating health history all day.

I'll tell you about my sinus drainage

when I get back from the restroom.

Would you mind holding Dil?

- Of course not.

- This should be good.

So, we meet again.

How delightful.

Kira! They're staring at me,

and this child is leaking

from the mouth!

- What do I do?

- Just smile and be nice.

Hello! You are not horrible.

Let go!

Do you know

how much I paid for these lips?

I don't think Dil likes

that lady too much.

Stop it, you dripping urchin!

I don't think she likes Dil

too much, either.

She's not a very nice lady.

She's too pointy.

- He's crying. What do I do now?

- Comfort him. Gently bounce him.

According to Lipschitz,

Dilly just gave you a gift.

Why wouldn't he?

After all, children, they are my life!

I have that poem taped

to the refrigerator!

- Pardon?

- "Children Are My Life", a classic.

"Dappled laughter, patting feet"...

"Joy and wonder, heaven's treat",

it's one of my favourites!

"Joy and wonder, heaven's treat",

it's one of my favourites.

Oh dear, they're getting fussy.

- Take them to Ooey Gooey World.

- Ooey Gooey World?

Ooey Gooey World! What a great idea!

Behind the couch

is a Land ofl smudge

A home to wrappers, toys and fludge

Gummi bears, baLLs ofl hair...

Kira, remind me to eliminate

whoever wrote this hideous song!

Look! No hands!

Look! It's so soft and squishiful.

Yeah, it's good stuff.

Let's stock up.

And eggsackly how

am I opposed to find the Princess

with my glasses all googlied up?

Here.

Thanks, I guess.

Look, the castle!

Let's go see that Princess, Chuckie!

They said to keep your hands

and feet inside at all times.

- That didn't stop her!

- I'll show you the short cup!

Kimi, no! You guys!

- What are you waiting for?

- Great. Another Tommy.

Kimi! Madame, the babies are gone!

Finally. What? No!

Wait! Get them back

before Wheezy finds out!

Security, we have

an emergency situation!

Lifle is a party

Let"s get it started, get it started,

get it started tonight

Lifle is a party

Get excited, you"re invited

There"s a party tonight

All this goo is giving me

a diapie rash!

Imagine everyone in the worLd

Out in the street tonight

Everbody"s gonna rock aLL day

To start it by party time

Lifle is a party

Let"s get excited, you"re invited

There"s a party tonight

Lifle is a party, oh yeah

I told you I knowed a short cup!

That was the longest short cup

I ever tooked.

Zere zey are!

- There's the Princess!

- lsn't she beautiful?

Oh, no! She's gone!

Go get her, Chuckie.

She's right inside.

You're right, Tommy.

I'm gonna do it.

But what if she doesn't like me?

Go ahead, Chuckie.

You'll never know unless you try.

Go ahead, Chuckie.

ALLez-hoop, little baby.

Ze babies have been apprehended.

On our way back to Ooey Gooey World.

At least we didn't have to walk back.

Look, mon cheri.

I think he likes me.

Oh, La! Ca va pas, non!

Chien! Va-t"en!

We're both lactose intolerant,

love kids,

and she finds bureaucrats fascinating.

- Who doesn't, you babe magnet!

- Just be careful, Charles.

- You shouldn't rush into anything.

- I won't, don't worry.

First I have to see

how Coco and Chuckie get along.

He and I are a team, you know.

- Tommy?

- Yeah, Chuckie?

Do you think someone like me

could ever learn to be brave

Iike you, my daddy and Reptar?

- Sure.

- But how, Tommy?

You could try thinking of something else

next time you feel a-scared.

I tried that once, but I just thought

of something scarier.

Why don't you try thinking about

stuff that makes you feel good?

You mean like my Reptar nightlight

or my Happy Hippo blankie

or my favouritest moon rock?

Or... Or a new mummy?

Next time I see the Princess,

I'm gonna be brave.

Sweet dreams, Chuckie.

What's this? A gold inhaler?

Gee, most hotels just leave mints.

"Chad, you take my breath away."

"Forever yours, Coco."

"Chad"?

Ifl you"ve been chased around

by a Kung-Fu choppin" cLown

He"LL come sLidin" to the rescue

Ifl your rickshaw"s been attacked

by a Samurai pack

- He"LL break up the party

- Ifl he"s not on the potty

You don"t have to worry

He"s got flists ofl flury

His masterfuL karate kicks

turn dragons into chopsticks

- Here comes Chuckie Chan

- Here comes Chuckie Chan

He"s aLways ready

when there"s danger at hand

- Here comes Chuckie Chan

- Here comes Chuckie Chan

MartiaL arts expert ofl ReptarLand

- I am!

- Yeah, that'll be the day!

He makes bad guys say they"re sorry

with the sight ofl his hand

- Here comes Chuckie Chan

- Here comes Chuckie Chan

MartiaL arts expert ofl ReptarLand

Go, Chuckie!

HeLLo?

Chuckie! You've got to get ready.

Angelica says we're gonna get to see

the Princess in a show with Reptar.

- This could be your chance.

- I'm gonna meet the Princess?

I'm gonna meet the Princess!

Gee, Tommy, maybe I should

take her a present.

Something real nice, so she knows

how much I want her to be my mummy.

You want a princess to be your mum?

- What about Coco?

- Who?

Mr Chuckie's dad's girlfriend.

The Reptarland lady.

That lady's not the Princess.

I'm gonna get the real Princess

for my mummy.

Listen up! I'm supposed

to ride in my own parade

on a float with pink tarnations

and ponies

and you better not mess it up for me!

I know somebody who needs a nap.

Viens ici. Viens ici.

Cheri, cheri, oui. C"est Ca.

Bon appetit, petit chiens.

The show's gonna start!

Who gots the cookies?

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