Rugrats in Paris: The Movie Page #4

- Right here!

- Yum!

- Yeah, tasty.

- Looks like a booger.

Bonjour, mes amis.

Let me show you to your seats.

Thank you for the inhaler, Coco.

Whenever I wheeze, I'll think of you.

Who said

Americans are not romantic?

How is Coco's favourite boy?

He must be excited about the show.

Eating this goo

is making my tummy bubbly.

I thought you could only do that

in the bathtub.

Hi, Mr Chuckie's dad's girlfriend.

How's my float coming along?

We're waiting for the ponies.

I still get the float if Mr Chuckie's dad

marries a princess and not you?

What?! Why do you ask?

'Cause... Well...

The Finster kid is planning on

getting a princess for a mum.

Let's face it, lady,

you're no princess.

Not a princess? Well!

- If the tiara fits, wear it.

- I smell trouble.

Oh, the Princess!

She's beautiful!

Reptar, he's no ordinary monster

He's a lizard with a heart of gold

Don't believe the lies

you've been told

He's a fire-breathing child to me

I see sweetness when I look

into those large yellow eyes

He's got a sensitive stare

One that can hypnotise

He may be rough on the outside

I hate it when they sing.

He's the kindest monster

I've ever met

See how nice his head stays on?

Reptar, I'll protect you

Reptar, I'll hold you

And I'll be there for you, Reptar

and never go away

Reptar, I'll protect you

Reptar, I love you

I'll be there for you, Chuckie

forever and a day

For eber and eber...

I'll be there for you

Wow, he's sharing Wawa!

Forever and a day!

Madame LaBouche?

- That lady's the Princess?

- She can't be!

Bravo!

Bravo! Isn't she talented?

Gosh, you guys, I think

Chuckie and I are both in love.

- Say brie!

- Brie!

Merci.

I'm delighted that you've met

someone special here in Paris.

But aren't you rushing things?

Marriage is a big step.

Why wait, Deed?

They're two crazy kids in love.

My tummy's not been this happy

in forever!

Looks like it's time for dessert.

Get us something good, Dilly.

Sure is gonna be great having

my princess mummy.

- lsn't it?

- Of course it is, Chuckie.

Then how come I don't feel so good?

Well...

Maybe this thing is too tight.

Do you see those sticky fingers?

Jam-covered mouths?

Dirty little faces? Disinfect them!

What are you doing

with that mangy thing? Give me that!

How dare you defy me!

You babies are in trouble now.

You are going to be mine,

you will do things my way!

Jean-Claude, take those

wretched dustmops away!

I will not have them ruining

my wedding day!

- You babies will miss the wedding.

- And don't forget the big mouth.

My pleasure, Madame.

Take your hands off me,

you big bully!

- I'm the flower girl!

- I feel your pain, Mademoiselle.

Unfortunately,

you just got ""Le boot"".

But what about my float

and my matching ponies?

- Madame LaBouche!

- Burn this hideous moth-eaten toy.

I never want to see it again.

Notre Dame, and move it.

You cannot go through with this.

- You don't love Chas or Chuckie.

- Which is which again?

I can no longer stand by

and watch you destroy their lives.

I will tell Chas the truth, there's

nothing you can do to stop me.

Except throw you out on the kerb.

Au revoir!

Looks like our little mouse

is up for the chase. Step on it.

I'm sorry, guys.

If I didn't want

a princess mummy so bad,

we wouldn't be

in this terrible place.

It's not so terrible.

I mean, at least we gots Reptar

to keep us company.

I decided I don't want

a princess mummy no more.

I don't need the magic

and sparkly dust.

Alls I wants is a real mummy

like you guys gots.

I want a mummy who smiles

and talks nice to me

and tucks me in at night

and tells me stories.

And...who loves me.

Come on, Finster, don't cry.

I can't help it, Angelica.

I feel bad.

My daddy's marrying

a lady who doesn't like me

or my Wawa or my friends.

Actually, Finster,

it's sort of my fault.

- What do you mean, Angelica?

- Let me see, where do I start?

Mr Yummyhoochie told the French lady

you can't have joy without a heart.

She had one in a jar, but she

needed a spiny man with a kid.

I said you wanted a princess mum,

and she promised me a pony float,

but she made it all up!

I helped that lady trick your daddy

into marrying her!

You did? But...

Bad yucky! Bad!

Pipe down, Drooly!

Dilly's right! That's one of the

worstest things you've ever done!

I know it was bad. Even for me.

Sometimes I just can't help myself.

I'm sorry, Chuckie.

You guys, I can't let that lady

marry my daddy!

It's like you say, Tommy:

"A baby's got to do

what a baby's got to do."

And we gots to stop that wedding!

How are you gonna do that, Chuckie?

Actually, I was hoping

that you had an idea, Tommy.

Finally we get to see an authentic

Parisian landmark: Notre Dame.

You seen one church,

you seen them all.

Wake me if you spot a hunchback.

I wonder where Jean-Claude is

with the kids.

I can't start without my little guy.

What do you think you're doing?

Just practising tying shoes.

Children are so easily amused.

SacrebLeu!

Thank you for flying Air Angelica.

- I told you we could do it, Chuckie.

- If we could just find the door.

There's one.

Hey, you dumb babies, wait for me!

- Tommy, we forgetted Angelica.

- You say that like it's a bad thing.

- We gots to go back.

- I don't know if I can, Tommy!

I barely know how to go forward.

Wait for me! Do you know how hard

it is to run in a flower girl dress?

I'm opposed to be at that wedding!

Take me to the church!

Reptar's boogers

look just like Angelica.

Hold on, Angelica!

Good catch, Chuckie!

This is not the parade I wanted!

Keep that Kira out

until after the very last "l do"!

- Goodness! Here comes the bride!

- Without the Wedding March?

- Without the flower girl?

- Without Chuckie?

- Go, go, go! Start.

- Coco, Chuckie's not here yet.

- Darling, we'll tell him about it.

- I want to share this with my son.

That is what videotape is for.

Go ahead!

Bonjour, everyone.

I'd like to welcome the family

and friends of Monsieur and Madame...

Let's begin!

- What you drawing, Kimi?

- It's a green thumb.

- It's a pickle with legs.

- It's Reptar.

- Right!

- No, I mean, it's really Reptar!

- How do we get out of here?

- I think it's that way.

No, that way. Or that way.

As long as you're sure.

Hiya, Reptar!

Kimi looks like a bug from here.

Let's pick her up!

I've never been on this ride before!

Hey, pipsqueak, get your own float!

Going somewhere, my reptilian friend?

You babies cannot hide

from Jean-Claude, Super-Escargot!

Charles would like

to recite a poem to his bride.

It's our favourite, remember?

I'll have you babies for lunch!

But not without the proper sauce.

- You want a piece of me, sluggy?

- Move over, pipsqueak!

I'll show you how it's done!

- Stop wobbling, Chuckie!

- Don't tell me, tell my feet.

My shell!

Stop, in the name of France!

Look, Chuckie!

I think they want us to stop.

So do l!

Okay then, don't stop.

"Squeaky giggles, wiggly toes"

"Teeny tiny button nose"

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