Rugrats in Paris: The Movie Page #5

- "Rosy lips and soft wet kisses"

- What?!

Madame, the babies are

on their way to the church.

What? You bumbling idiot,

you disgust me!

Auntie sends her love.

Come on! Give it some gas!

No offence, but could somebody

maybe open a window?

Okay. Hello, guys!

'Bout time you tinkleheads

came to the rescue.

Tag! You're it!

Babies go round and round

I'll launch them from the ground

They will go flying now

Their mummies have a cow

Look, up in the sky!

- It's a nerd!

- It's a pain!

It's Angelica.

What's the big idea? Are you

pottyheads trying to get rid of me?

That was the big idea.

Can you see the church?

There it is!

Chuckie, you're my hero.

Hang on, you guys.

I think I got a wedgie.

"Grasping fingers, dimpled chin"

"Pudgy bellies, velvet skin"

Enough poetry! Marry us now!

- Look, Chuckie, we're almost there!

- Yeah, there's the church.

Hello, my toddling tourists.

This is where your tour of Paris

comes to an end!

We gots to beat Robosnail, or that

mean lady's gonna be your mummy!

Over my dead potty!

En garde, babies!

Out of my way, slugface!

- You did it, Chuckie!

- Yeah, I did!

Now let's go save my daddy.

- For better or worse. Next!

- For richer or...

-...poorer! Sickness...

-...and in health.

Must we repeat everything?

Dear Lord, I skipped a section!

Hurry, Chuckie!

- Look what I found.

- Papie clips and bubber bands!

I'm coming, Daddy!

- Go, Chuckie, go!

- Hurry!

You can do it, Chuckie!

If anyone objects to this union,

speak now or forever hold your peace.

I gots to be brave.

I gots to be brave.

No!

Chuckie?

He said his first word.

He's talking!

No!

Chuckie! Chuckie!

It's okay, it's okay. Daddy's here.

And so is his new mummy.

Come here, little boy.

No! No! No! No!

Madame!

Our kidnapping plot has failed!

Ignore that unemployed fool.

Coco, the wedding is off. You are not

the woman I thought you were.

Hey, lady! Looks like your plan

to trick Mr Yummy-sushi didn't work!

Pretty flower girls should be seen,

not heard.

I would like to hear

what the little one has to say.

But listen good, 'cause I'm tired

of telling this story.

That koo-koo lady told her boss

she had a kid's heart in a jar,

and she was gonna marry Mr Chuckie's

daddy so she could be president.

- Listen, you traitor!

- Miss LaBouche, you are dismissed.

Dismissed?

But no one fires Coco LaBouche.

Coco LaBouche fires others!

Coco LaBouche is EuroReptar.

Off the gown,

you revolting carpet mice!

Listen, lady! Nobody messes

with my dumb babies 'cept me!

I see London, I see France!

I see Coco's underpants!

Take a picture! This is the last time

you will see Coco or her underpants!

Bad dog! Bad dog!

Coco! Wait!

Go get him, Spike!

Looks like Spike found himself

a little patootie.

Come here, my little pumpkin pies!

- Smile for the camera!

- What a holiday!

Chuckie? I have something

that belongs to you.

Thank you, Kira.

Chas, I am so sorry. I wanted

to tell you about Coco, but...

No, no, no, it's my fault, Kira.

I guess I got caught up

in the romance of Paris.

I'm sorry, little guy.

"Oh, how my heart beats wild"

"each time I hold my precious child"

Wait! You know that poem?

It is my favourite.

And now the bride and groom

wiLL cut the cake.

Be careful, Kira,

the knife is very sharp.

Wasn't the wedding beautiful?

I'm glad I didn't have to return

the toaster oven this time.

Let me put it this way, Bobfather.

We've been back home

for a bunch of yesterdays, and you

still haven't delivered the goods!

You gots your mummy wish,

so what do I get, Snotfather?

Angelica, you show him no aspect!

You can't talk to him like...

Angelica...

You come to me on the day

of my daddy's wedding

to ask me for Cynthia Chateau

and the matching ponies

and a bunch of this stuff

that I can't never get you.

There you are! Come on, the grown-ups

are giving away all the cake!

Cake? Game over!

Wawa's a really nice bear.

Thanks. My old mummy gived it to me.

- Do you ever miss her?

- Sometimes.

But then I 'member that she's up

there watching me from heaben.

I guess I'm lucky. I got

two mummies to look after me now.

There's my little guy.

Kimi? Sweetheart?

May I have this dance?

Chuckie, would you like

to dance with your new mummy?

Let me at that cake!

Hey, lady,

ever hear of a thigh blaster?

Cynthia! That frosting flower has

our names bitten all over it!

Who do you babies think you are?

I'm Tommy, and this is Lil...

- And she calls us dumb.

- Give me that cake right now!

- Good frow, Dilly.

- Prepare to meet your caker!

What you doing?

Hey, Susie!

Cakey!

Well, Tommy, I guess this is

how it's gonna be from now on.

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