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The name is Raj, the

one and only Raj!

I'm not afraid,

to take a step...

Everybody, I'm not afraid...

I'm slightly afraid,

I'm slightly afraid.

Why did you send that doofus?

You done it yourself.

Did I just hear you

call me 'doofus?'

- Don't take me so light.

- Remove the cork now!

What's with the

abusive language?

- I said remove the cork.

- Oh is it? I heard something else.

Why isn't it working?

We can't stay in the dark!

Wait. We'll find a

way to make it work.

- Try once again.

- Try!

We could have halted

somewhere else.

How about Thomas' house?

Shiva! Shiva!

Come with me.

Check this out.

Why? Why? Why would you do that?

I was helping you get out.

He pulls me down and you pull me up.

Are you guys ripping me apart?

- Well, I didn't know that.

- Take a hike!

Now you come on!

What a doofus!

I said move!

Never did that yogasana before.

Phew!

This house is so confusing!

Checking out the

chick in the poster?

I guess the guy who owned this

house must be an art lover.

So...

you mean she is Hart?

I said 'Art' lover not

porn star 'Hart' lover!

Pathetic!

Stop it! Stop acting naughty!

No, you were right. She does resemble the

porn star Hart. I was looking for the name.

Did you find it?

Nope, even the artist's

name isn't seen.

So tell me, what's

bothering you?

Well nothing.

What happened Riya?

How long are we going to

live with fear of getting caught?

What's the problem?

Once this is settled, we'll

go back to our normal life.

We won't have to live

in fear anymore.

Trust me.

Hey angel, stop blowing

me away with your love!

Hey beauty, stop killing

me with those looks of yours.

Oh! The mesmerizing romance!

Hey birdie stop pushing

me further down in love.

When I hold you close to me;

I realize that this is life.

With you around me, the tears of

sorrow will never see the light.

Until you are here

death has gotta wait.

You are my everything;

you are my soul mate.

Your grace can give moon a

run for it's brightness.

Your touch is magical.

Even when you are silent, your voice

plays like a melody in my mind.

I'm lost in your love.

Your smile brings new

colors in my life.

I wish I had more than a single

heart to shower more love you.

All my bubble like merry

memories are filled up with you.

Let's get lost in love land and

create a world of our own.

A world of our own.

Shower more love you.

You are mine.

Oh it was you! Mr. Raj?

I did say " I'll be back."

In 'Judgment day' I did

say 'I'll be back."

Tell him the terminator is back!

Ok say something now!

Now stop it guys!

What do you want?

- We forgot the munchies and the smoke packet.

- Take it and get lost!

- Hastla Vista baby.

- Shut up!

Shiva we've got

whatever we need.

- Do you need anything snacks?

- Snacks?

Standing right next to him is his

main course. Just leave them alone.

Ok now leave.

Phew!

What is Kural up to?

Why does he look so frightened?

Now stop asking

questions and get him.

Hey dinkus!

Hey Mr. Bean!

What are you doing here?

Listen, refrain yourself

from going there.

Got it?

Now come on.

Keep moving. Can't you hear me?

Welcome to my house...

let me take the mic

and abuse now!

What's with the all the lyrics?

This ain't the bible to

recite the verses as it is.

We got the full rights to modify the lyrics

and sing songs according to our mood.

According to our mood?

Talking about which, what

if Thomas come here?

How will it affect your mood?

You think Thomas intimidates me?

Call him! Where is he?

Tell me! Where is he?

No matter where he is.

I don't give a damn

if Thomas comes here.

Do you think he is hiding

here in the cupboard?

What is it?

Is Thomas indeed here?

Thomas who?

Nope.

It's the one and only our

favorite and famous...

Come to me my darling.

Now this is the

real crowd puller.

Wow!

I was worried that we were

going to fall short of liquor.

Now this is a bonus!

Nepali...

do you know who holds the record

for winning the slurping contest?

There you go.

It's so cold in here.I should have

not worn this baywatch attire.

The basic and most important needs

of a human is liquor and sweater.

Let me go get the sweater. I can't

take this cold, I gotta pee.

The great Avvaiyar was

right when she said...

"No matter where you roam, in the end

you'll find peace only in the restroom."

What was that noise?

What was that noise?

Nepali!

Wake up Nepali.

What happened?

What happened Kural?

Tell us what happened?

Tell us.

Oh! Oh! Hope he does tell on me, that I let him drink.

- What?

He says something pushed him.

Thank god, I'm happy

that he can't speak.

You okay?

Come let's go.

Let's take him . Come on.

Careful. Thank god.

Didn't I tell you to

refrain from coming here?

- You shouldn't have drunk and stepped out.

- He drank?

Mr. Raj, how many times have I

warned you from giving him booze?

I never got him drunk. He drinks like a fish

and this dumb head doesn't know about it!

What did you say?

I said he might have hurt his head.

Check him.

Can't you leave us in

peace for few mins?

Will that be all your honor?

Don't you guys wanna sleep?

Sleep? When there is

liquor who needs sleep?

- I got an idea.

- What?

How about bonfire?

- No nee..

- Now that's an awesome idea. Yes!

Yes?

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

You go get the liquor and

I shall set the bonfire.

To hell with you excitement!

Why is he delaying?

Let me go check.

Are you ok?

Waiting for food and booze

is the worst pain ever!

Thank god.

No one saw that. That

would've been embarrassing.

Hey Nepali.

What are you up to?

Didn't I ask you

to get the booze?

Your looks tell me

something is fishy.

Nepali?

I told you to get the booze.

Isn't it?

It is right here. What were

you doing in that room?

Stop removing your pants.

I went there to get

the cigarettes.

Smoke?

You know well about me that I

smoke a cig with a peg every time.

Of late you have been

smoking too much.

What to do?

The company that

sells cigarette...

is the same company that sells

anti smoking chewing gum.

If we quit smoking....

then the poor business man

will run of business.

Think about it.

Bite me!

Come on now, smile.

I said smile!

Riya...

why does he look like

he is possessed?

So...

do ghost really exist?

It's not about if ghost

do exist for real...

it all about what they

can do defines them!

I'm Batman!

Come on Mr. Raj...

tell us, do ghost really exist?

Those frustrated with

life and bids good bye.

Will never want to return as ghost to

this dangerous land below the sky!

When caught between death and devil, we

are never gonna back down; we are rebel.

The mortals act as if they are petrified

but will take the ghost for a ride.

We call it ghost-phobilia;

Are you game for real?

Don't you chicken out in fear?

It's all unreal.

Truth is that we are the

jokers; we are the stooges,

we are the prankster; so stop

beating around the bush!

Fear is an evil devil.

Conquer it and youll

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