Ruthless People Page #7

Synopsis: Sam Stone (Danny DeVito) is a clothing manufacturer, who married his wife Barbara (Bette Midler), for the money that she was supposed to inherit from her dying father, but her father didn't die for another fifteen years. He is now planning to kill her and he tells his girlfriend Carol Dodsworth (Anita Morris) what he is going to do. He then on his way home to do just that but when he gets there, she's not there. He then receives a call from someone claiming to have kidnapped Barbara and threatening to kill her if he informs the police, which he does hoping that they do. What Stone doesn't know is that the kidnappers, Ken (Judge Reinhold) and Sandy (Helen Slater) Kessler are a couple whose idea for a garment he stole and made fortune off, are not that lethal, as a matter of fact Barbara's more lethal. And what Stone doesn't know is that Carol, has another boyfriend named Earl Mott (Bill Pullman), and they plan to blackmail Sam, by videotaping him disposing of Barbara's body. When Earl g
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Production: Buena Vista Pictures
  Nominated for 1 Golden Globe. Another 1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.9
Metacritic:
78
Rotten Tomatoes:
94%
R
Year:
1986
93 min
902 Views


She really was kidnapped! | I didn't kill her.

Please believe me. | You gotta be there.

They're coming | this time for sure.

I think the deli's using | a different mustard. | The last time it was tangier.

Jesus Christ! | I'm pleading for my life...

and you're discussing | the inconsistency of | lunch meat condiments!

Haven't you heard | a word I've said?

Phone Ringing

God!

I'm sorry, Mr. Stone, | but since the house | is in your wife's name,

as well as her other | 15 million in assets,

you're not legally | entitled to it as long | as your wife is alive.

However, you've got | a million-two built up | in equity in your business,

another 350,000 | in your pension plan.

You'd have no problem | using that as collateral.

All right. | Let's do it!

Phone Ringing

- Hello? | - [ Carol ] Sam?

Carol! Where the hell | have you been? | I've called you 100 times.

Sam, I miss you. | How have you been?

I'm going crazy over | this kidnapping thing.

- And the cops won't do | a damn thing to help me. | - Why?

They don't believe me. | They think I made up | the kidnapping.

They won't even show up | at the ransom drop to see | if I'm telling the truth!

You're gonna be all by | yourself? That's terrible.

How much money | is it?

- $2.2 million. | - Cash?

Of course it's cash.

Have you ever heard of | a kidnapper taking a check?

Where are you going | to give them the money?

I mean, I, I hope | it isn't dangerous.

I've gotta go to | a phone booth...

on Hope Street Plaza.

Ringing

- Hello? | - [ Barbara ] Sam!

It's so nice to | hear your voice. | How's Muffy?

Listen, Sam, | we don't have much time.

There's a gun | pointed at my head.

They're making me give | the ransom instructions in | case the police are listening.

You must make sure | there are no police, | otherwise they'll kill me.

Nope. No cops.

Now, have you got | all the money?

$2.2 million in unmarked, | nonsequential bills?

You miserable | scum-sucking pig!

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. | They made me say that.

- Yeah, I got all the money. | - It's there in the briefcase?

You scumbag! | You lowlife motherf***er!

Oh dear. | They made me say that too.

- It's in the case, yeah. | - The Rolex too? The gold Rolex?

Who said anything about the Rolex? | They never mentioned the Rolex.

They want the Rolex | and your pinkie ring!

Honey, they tortured me with cigars. | I had to tell them everything.

All right. | What else?

That's it! | Just wait there.

Bag, please.

Come on, | give me the bag!

Freeze!

Put the bag down and | put your hands on your head.

Bender!

They're from the government. | They're here to help you.

I said no police. | Do you know what this means?

Kenny | Stay back.

They touch me and I give | the order to kill! Got it?

Leave me alone | or she's a dead woman.

- You want her blood on your hands? | - What do you think?

- Let's just follow him home. | - Okay, let him go.

What?

- What are you doing? | - Gimme it!

Let go. | Tell him to let go.

- If he doesn't let go | I give the order. | - Go ahead, give the order.

Let go! | She's a dead woman if he doesn't!

All right,

drop it.

Punk.

[ Ringing ]

Hello?

Hello?

This is Lt. Bender. | What are you doing?

I'm taking my money. | You got your man. | The rest is your problem.

Mr. Stone, you may be guilty | of obstructing justice, | aiding and abetting a felon,

accomplice to kidnapping | and possibly murder.

My advice to you is | to drop the gun, give back the bag.

We have 150 officers, | 75 cars and two helicopters. | He won't get away.

- That's better. | - Here!

What are | you doing here?

Tell them to get out | of here! If they don't go, she's dead!

All right, gentlemen, | clear the street, please.

You too, Mr. Stone. | Back away.

That's better.

Walters | You can go now.

Don't follow me. | Understand?

Walters | We understand.

- Don't move! | - Who the hell are you?

What the hell | is going on?

I'm robbing you!

- Stop him! | - Gunshot

- Did you shoot at me? | - No, you moron. | There's police all over.

Hundreds of 'em!

Do I look that stupid?

Yes, you do!

If you shot at me, | where's your gun?

Well, you're too sharp for me! | You got me figured out.

I don't have one.

Gunshot

That was | a brand new tire.

Give me your keys.

- I don't believe this! | - Bender Give the bag to Bozo,

drop the gun and | put your hands in the air.

Who said that?

This could very well | be the stupidest person | on the face of the earth.

Perhaps we should | shoot him.

Bender | It's the police department.

Really?

No! We're the National | Rifle Association!

Christ!

I'm leaving now. | They said they wouldn't follow me.

Hey

Stand up

Ruthless People

Watch yourself

Hey

Stand up

Ruthless People

Ruthless People

You can have it | if you want it

It might take | the rest of your life

If you want it | you can have it

- Ruthless People | - They're still following me.

I should have known. | I knew this wouldn't work.

You can't trust the police!

Oh, God. | Oh... boy.

- He's cornered and he knows it. | - I hope he doesn't hurt anybody.

I'm not going to jail! | I'm not going to jail!

Oh, my God!

[ Honking ] | Hey, look out!

[ Honking ]

Watch it!

Woman | Somebody help! He'll drown!

- The water's way too cold. | - There's riptides.

- I've seen sharks. | -Somebody call an ambulance.

Look there!

That's money!

My money!

Let's get the coast guard | and fish him out.

You can't do that!

That's not your money!

That's my money! | Stop 'em!

Aaah!

The bedroom killer!

Sam | What about the money?

They recovered a | few thousand dollars. | The rest washed away.

He said if anything | went wrong,

they'd kill Barbara.

Things couldn't have gone more | wrong than this, could they?

That means she's dead.

[ Sobbing ]

[ Laughing ]

- Mrs. Stone! | - I'll be damned!

- Mrs. Stone? | - Yes.

I'm Lt. Walters. | We're glad to see you're okay.

I'm sorry to have to ask | you to do this right now,

but I'm afraid we need you | to identify the body.

Yes! | That's him!

Oh, I could | never forget that face.

What hell | he put me through.

- You're sure he worked alone? | - Positive.

- He mentioned a partner. | - He was schizophrenic. | He thought he had partners.

Where's Sam?

He's over there, | Mrs. Stone.

Would you excuse me | for a moment?

I'd just like to be alone | with my husband.

- Certainly. | - Thank you.

Hello, Sam.

Barbara!

You look terrific!

You think so?

I mean,

-you're so thin. | - Really?

Does it show?

I mean, | you're beautiful!

- Oh, Sam! | - Oh, Barbara!

I hope my marriage | is as strong as theirs after 15 years.

I can't believe | we doubted Stone's | affection for his wife.

- We almost blew it. | Thank God she's alive. | - [ Grunting ]

Ol' buddy, you work, | you put in long hours. | It's a tough beat.

But it all seems worth it | when you get a moment like this.

Walters | Yeah, I love a happy ending.

[ Grunting ] | Barbara!

Splash

"""Modern Woman"""

You see her sittin' | with a coffee and a paper

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Dale Launer

Dale Launer (born May 19, 1952) is an American comedy screenwriter. His films include Ruthless People, Blind Date, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and My Cousin Vinny. more…

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