Sailor Beware Page #9

Has the whole world stood still like this

As I gaze at the face

I simply adore

After today

When they speak about paradise

I'll smile and I'll say

I've been there

Once or twice

For this is that once in a lifetime

The miracle of your kiss

I've never loved like this

Never before

His singing kind of gets you. I mean...

I know what you mean. It gets me, too.

- I like him when he sings.

- Were you listening?

It was nice.

I hope you didn't think I was rude

in the Mango Room.

Oh, I can easily forget all about it

if you'll take a stroll with me

down along the beach.

I thought this was a public appearance.

It is. He's my public.

I don't see why the chief needs

so many men

- just to catch one poor guy.

- Neither do I.

Drop us off here, fella.

Drop off, very quick. Chop, chop.

- I'm glad I changed my mind.

- You mean about hating sailors?

Well, you can't blame a girl

for being cautious.

- After all, how do I know when...

- When you're in love?

- Now, wait a minute. I didn't say that.

- Well, you shouldn't.

I ought to bring it up first.

You see, a guy says,

"All my life I've been waiting for you."

The girl says, "You have?"

He says, "Yeah."

Before you know it, you're in love.

And I know, because all my life

I've been waiting for someone like you.

- You have?

- Stop. Don't kiss him. Don't kiss him.

- Why?

- I just heard tonight there's a bet on

that a certain sailor will kiss you,

and half the fleet's in on it.

Who could resist kissing you?

I'm so sorry.

You almost won

a lot of money for your sailor friends.

Kissing me? Now, wait a minute.

Too bad,

you are just like the rest of them.

- Corinne, look...

- Stay out of my way, will you?

That's for all you men.

Very quick, very quick. Chop, chop.

- Aloha.

- Same to you.

- Have you seen anything of Jones?

- Nope.

Nobody went by me

but one of them Hawaiian dancers.

Which one?

That one.

It's Melvin.

- That's Melvin.

- That's Jones.

Shore patrol, shore patrol! Come on.

Run for it! They can't catch us.

Come on, run!

We can run faster than that.

Run, Melvin, run! Atta boy! Run!

- Leave me alone.

- Stop it. All of you.

Aren't you ashamed of yourselves

running after this little boy?

- Leave him alone.

- But he was

out of uniform and disturbing the peace.

He was entertaining the guests.

This is a party.

Are you hurt, little boy?

She kissed me! I won the bet!

- I won the bet!

- Sure.

You mean it wasn't Al?

No, they were betting I could kiss you.

Oh, you don't know how glad I am.

I could really kiss you for telling me this.

- Then what're you waiting for?

- All right.

Yay, Melvin!

- Hey.

- Oh, we won the bet, Al!

We won.

Gee, when you kiss me, I like it.

The other girls inflame my uvula.

Hurry it up, men. We're shoving off.

- Look, honey, we can't hold up the Navy.

- Wait a minute, Al.

That'll hold you for four years.

So long, sugar.

Why, you no good two-timer.

That's the same thing you told me.

Hey, Mel! Come on, Melvin.

- Go!

- Hey, it's Hetty Button.

Melvin, you're just like all the others.

I'll teach you. Double-crossing me.

Mother told me to beware of sailors.

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