Salaam Namaste Page #12

She's wearing a

black-and-white dress,

she's eight months pregnant.

And her eyes are red from cying.

lf anyone sees her,

please call me on 0409563700.

Don't wory Nick,

l'm going to find Ambar for you.

Ambar ! l'm coming.

Nick, l'll find Ambar for you .

After showing her dreams of happiness,

l've only caused her sorrow.

ls he talking about you ?

l'm sory. Ambar, come back. Please.

Not because you need me.

l know that you don't.

But l need you. l'm all alone

without you, l'm incomplete.

l'll be your best friend, Ambar.

l'll be the best husband.

And l'll be the best

father to our babies .

One more thing, about

what you saw this morning..

l swear to you, nothing happened.

l didn't do anything.

l just kept calling out your

name and cying the whole night.

Please believe me Ambar.

lf anybody sees her,

please call Nikhil Arora.

Please stop the taxi.

Just a minute.

l just need to make a shor call.

Stop the cab. Take this. Just stop.

Where ? Williamstown ?

Best of luck buddy !

Your speech got me so emotional !

Buddy ! l pray that

your cab never runs out of fuel !

Got it !

Hambar versus. Nick !

How beautiful !

Excuse me.

Route 72, going south ?

Thank you vey much.

All the best mate.

Excuse me, can you please stop the bus ?

Nikhil Arora ? Your lady love just

stepped off the bus at fisherman's wharf.

l'm sory Amby.

Why are you doing this Nick ?

Because ten years from now,

when l wake up all alone and ask myself..

why l didn't give Nick and

Ambar a chance, l'll have only one answer.

That l'm the biggest

idiot in the world.

And l don't want to be with

the biggest idiot in the world.

People can change, right ?

You didn't want to mary, now you do.

l didn't want to get married. And now..

..Amby, will you...

Now what ?

l think my water just broke.

What ? But there's still a

month to go. How can that be ?

Ambar, you didn't answer me !

Will you forgive me ? Please !

l'm really vey-vey sory for

all the pain l've caused you.

Can you forget all that and

give me one more chance ?

Okay, no problem.

You can think about it and

give me an answer later.

Just shut up. Just shut up.

l'll be right back. Stay right here.

Where will l go you idiot, just go !

Crap ! You're right.

Too many emergency pregnancies..

something to do with the Moon's position,

a parial eclipse or some rubbish.

Anyway, your doctor's not free and no

private room is available. What do we do ?

What do we do ? What do we do ?

Take a semi-private room here

or go to another hospital ?

Another ? Nick,

what the hell is wrong with you ?

This isn't a bloody restaurant !

Take what we're getting or

l'll have the babies right here !

Okay, a semi-private room.

Now listen Ambar,

l'm really-really sory about everything.

lf you give me one more chance..

Okay, we'll talk later.

Okay lady, we're going to

put you on the bed now.

One minute. Listen.

You'll have to prop up

your feet like this.

And then you'll have to

breathe deeply, like this.

And then, when the time comes,

you have to push, like this .

Sory, l saw it on TV.

You probably know.

We'll help you on the bed now.

Hey sexy. lt's you again.

Nick, do you know her ?

Oh hi Mum, you're having another baby.

Okay, is there any other nurse ?

No lover, eveyone's busy.

Nick, who is she ?

l don't know, who are you ?

Don't you remember, mum ?

l was in the room this morning.

Amby. Amby, please listen to me.

l swear nothing happened between us,

ask her if you like.

You're Ambar ! This guy really loves

you. All night he was cying saying,

l love my Ambar, l miss my Ambar.

He wouldn't even let me kiss him.

He said, You're not Ambar.

See ! See ?

Nothing happened, Ambar,

nothing happened.

Please believe me.

Now will you forgive me ?

Ambar, l have to tell you..

Okay crap, where's the doctor ?

You're looking lovely !

Nick ! lsn't it amazing ?

We're becoming daddies together.

l know. lsn't it cool ?

Ron !

Shut up. l'm talking to him.

l'm having your baby.

l'm sory baby, l'm sory.

Where the hell is the doctor ?

Here l am !

Allow me to introduce myself,

a little later.

Who am l.. where am l ?

Are you the doctor ?

Doc, l need your introduction

- Of course !

Myself Doctor Vijay Kumar, M.D.D.G.O.

- What are you doing ?

Fantastic ! From where,

from where ?

Surat - Surat ! l like Surat

Oh shut up Ron.

Where the hell have you been?

- l.. that, that..

What that..? - Where babies are born.

Delivey ? - Delivey!

l was in delivey.

Now where is she ? - Who ?

That, that...

- What that, yaar?

The one who's delivering ! - Patient ?

Patient ! Where's the patient ?

Here - There.

Where's the other doctor ?

- Which other doctor ?

How should l know ?

- Then how would l know ?

Look, there are two patients here.

Can you handle both ?

l hope so.

l hope so ! You, you..

l hope so..?

Now where's that ?

Who ?

That, that.. - What that?

The one who helps me. - Maid ?

No. - Oh shut up Ron. Nurse ?

Nurse ! Where is the nurse ?

- How do l know ?

She must be inside ! - Lets go.

We're dead.. - We're dead !

What guy is this ?

Ambar, just do what he tells you to.

Just follow his instructions and ty

to relax. Everything will work out fine.

Will you please shut up ?

l'm getting vey confused.

Give me a smile, just one smile.

What are you doing ?

- Give me that thing !

What the hell is happening..

l'm the doctor.

She's ready !

You have to do.. that..

do that.. - Do what ?

What do you say for shove ?

Push.

Push.

lt really hurs. - What ?

l'm in pain. - Pain ?

You're in pain ?

Come here and produce a baby. Then

you'll know what pain is, you bloody man !

Oh sh*t ! Nurse, Look after her.

Coming !

Oh my god ! You're also ready to push.

She needs to push. Push.

Damn it Nick if you faint, l'll kill you !

Blood.

l can't stand the sight of blood either.

What ?

Just a small problem. Hold her hand.

Actually, hold my hand also.

-Push.

Okay push.

Nurse, nurse..

Dear God, what a huge injection !

l want that.. that..

That, that..

Cotton swabs ? - No !

What the hell does that

Karan Johar guy drink ?

Coffee ? - Coffee !

l want some coffee !

Come on sister,

you need to push !

Yes baby, ya baby.

Go for it. Push, push, push

Come on come on, you're doing good

All right. Oh my god !

Congrats. lt's a boy !

- A boy ! lt's a boy ?

l was told a girl ! What are you saying?

There must be one more, check inside !

There has to be a girl !

l'm exhausted.

Excuse me, doctor.

There's one more patient.

What ?

Okay, push.

l can see the head.

No, no, hold it.

What ? - What ? Hold what ?

Before the babies are born,

please say you'll mary me.

Babies ? Double role ?

Why do you want to mary me,

Nick ? What's changed ?

Everything, since l met you first.

You were pretty, smar, funny.

You were perfect.

And l fell in love with your perfection.

Then l saw your other side.

Your anger, moodswings, your stupidity

Are you proposing to me or insulting me ?

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