Salaam Namaste Page #9

pressure in the mornings.

So you enjoy your pressure,

and you enjoy your paper.

l swear, if l don't throw up in Juliet's bowl

tomorrow, you can change my name.

Oh, you just ty it,

you just bloody ty it.

You can't even imagine

what l'll do to your room after that.

What'll you do, huh ?

What'll you do ? - l..l don't know !

l haven't thought about it yet.

But l'll definitely do something !

Look Nick, please ty and understand.

There's a pregnant girl

living with you in this house.

So please, keep the bathroom free.

Okay. But on one condition.

You have to wash this.

This. This is exactly

why l don't trust lndians.

Babes, why l don't the trust lndians ?

Sory ?

Exactly.

Listen, we don't want to live here.

So please return the remaining rent.

Can't do it buddy boy.

Just can't do it.

You can keep one month's rent as notice.

But return the rest at least.

Why do you want to leave

the house ? - Personal reasons.

Then l can't return your money either.

Why ?

Personal reasons.

Look, there's eight months left.

Stay, have fun, have a good time.

After that, you can go wherever

you want with your wife.

We lied to you.

Really ?

We're not married.

Now you'll have to throw us out ! - Why ?

Because you only want married

tenants. - Who said that ?

You did !

l said that l like married

people because they're idiots.

And idiots aren't dangerous.

Then l'm not an idiot.

l'm dangerous !

Are you threatening me ?

No.

Good. Because

l don't like threats.

Okay.

Stay if you want.

Leave if you want.

l don't give a crocodile's arse!

Babes, do l care ?

Sory ?

Exactly.

Good. Vey good.

You have to move on.

There's nothing left

in this relationship.

Amby, you deserve someone

much better - l know.

But you still love him.- Yes.

Why ?

Love isn't like a switch

that l can just turn off.

lt'll take time. - Why ?

He's a coward.

He doesn't understand you,

doesn't care for you..

He's troubling you instead of helping.

Why do you still love him ?

Because those three months

were the best of my life.

l'm still unable to accept

the fact that it was all a lie, a facade.

The Nick that

l was in love with didn't exist.

Move on, Amby.

Don't hur yourself any more.

l'm working on it.

For instance, if you rearrange the letters

of mother-in-law, you get woman-hitler.

You're kidding ! - No, no,

l'm serious. Check it out.

Wow, what a co-incidence.

Actually l don't think

it's a co-incidence at all.

Hey Cathy - Hey Amby.... hi.

The house looks beautiful.

- Oh so do you..thank you.

Hey, come let me show you around

the house. You're going to love it.

And this is the master bedroom.

Oh l see.

What do you intend to see in this ?

Myself... and may be Cathy too!

Oh wow. What a beautiful study

- l know .

l'm sure you can't wait to use it.

- Oh we've used it already don't wory.

This is a vey strong table.

Oi ! Mindblowing, man.

Check the chairs.

Vibrating chairs. l love it.

Sit, sit.

Vibrating chairs are so much fun!

- While watching movies ?

Someday we'll do that as well.

And this is where we'll be

spending a lot of our time.

You got a Jacuzzi !

You bet. l told Ron that if he

wants a home theatre, l want a Jacuzzi.

l love blackmail

- l know !

And this is our guest bedroom.

You mean my room.

- Did you give me a room ?

This is my room. This is where Cathy

will send me after we fight

And this is my favourite room.

Okay and this is..

..Ron, Mr. Smith's here.

Oh sh*t ! My boss.

Cathy come on, let's go.

Coming.

l will always be with you my love.

Walking beside you,

like the sk above.

ln summer's sun,

l'll give you shade.

ln autumn's loneliness,

l'll be your shadow.

When in doubt, count me in.

With you, l've found life at last.

ln a web of joys you cast..

..am l discovering all l ever

wished for, or am l lost ?

..l'll always be with you, my love..

..walking with you,

like the sk above.

Let the sorrow-laden

clouds rain on me.

Let the despairing moments

come to rest on me.

All of your pain, give to me.

Find someone to love my

hear seemed to say..

..where secrets aren't held,

and all is given away..

..but when l open my eyes,

will my dream be gone, or stay ?

l will always be with you, my love.

Walking beside you,

like the sk above.

Sh*t !

l know.

lt's perfect.

l know.

What a location, yaar !

lsn't it expensive ?

- Distress sale.

l'm getting it at half price.

Your dream restaurant,

in front of you.

Finally ! - Finally.

ln the corner, an outdoor barbecue and

kitchen. Everything in front of your eyes.

Waitresses ? - Of course,

all in swimming costumes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Has your loan been processed ?

Almost. The formalities will

be over by the afternoon.

And then, l will be the

proud owner of ''Nick's Boat''

Nick's Boat ?

- That's the name.

lt's horrible.

l love it.- l also love it.

Congratulations brother,

l'm so happy for you man.

Oh, it's my bank manager.

Hello Mr Lehmann. Everything good ?

What ? But l don't understand.

You said everything had been approved.

Oh Mr. Lehmann you can't do this to me.

l was counting on you.

But you have all the business plans.

No l can't make such a big down-payment.

l don't have that kind of cash.

Oh Mr. Lehmann please don't do this.

That restaurant means everything to me.

l mean, there must be

something you can do.

Okay. Well, thanks for tying.

What ?

The loan was disapproved.

Why ?

They need a twenty five

percent down-payment.

So ?

All my money's gone

into the house, Ron.

Sh*t ! Mine too.

Here you go princess.

We've reached your palace.

Thanks Jignesh.

l had a great time.

Nice movie ?

Can l ask you something ?

Do you still love that idiot ?

But it doesn't hur so much now. Besides

l've given up hope of things changing.

ls there anything l can do ?

Just be there, like you always have.

- l'm always there. l love you, yaar.

Jerk.

These are all the accounts

that need to be cleared.

Take a look and please give me

your share. l need the money.

Stop it Nick ! What are you doing ?

From now on, the curains l don't

like will not be put up in the living room.

And l hate these damn candles.

You decorate your room however you like,

l don't want to see any of this here.

You're doing this just because

l asked you for my money ?

The hell with your money.

Just take it all, okay ?

Account cleared. Fine ?

Now you do your share.

You don't do the dishes.

Your pregnancy books and papers

are scattered all over the living room.

Not a living room, it's a garbage dump.

l can't stand it.

We should put up a sign:

''Please dump all your garbage

in our living room..

..there's enough space''

Listen. You like cleanliness,

you clean it up.

Why the hell should

l clean up your mess ?

Then live with it

- l am living with it.

l've lived in this stupid house

with you for the last ten months, haven't l?

l'm tolerating you too.

Do you hear me complaining?

- What the hell will you complain about?

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