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"He is a liar"

"Your daddy is hopeless"

"Your papa is hopeless"

I hope you will return soon?

- Oh yes I'm not going away

All appointments cancelled today.

Just one show tonight

I wanted you home soon because

tomorrow is Tuk-tuk's birthday

We got to buy him a gift.

- That reminds me

If I have my way, I'll give Tuk-tuk

a new gift every year

Sometimes a sister,

sometimes a brother

Tuk-tuk might come in.

- He can do no harm to me

Papa

What happened, son?

- You got a phone-call, Papa

This is what you call spoilsport.

- No papa, it's called bell-the-cat

-low dare you talk back at your father?

- You are too much

Clever rascal

Hello? Who's speaking?

Get to Kamalistan Studio

at once

Are you crazy? No power on earth

can tear me apart from my wife today

I got three powers standing before me

ls it? Who are they?

I'll destroy them

Your mother

Your son Toni

Finally, your wife Sweety

Shall I have them delivered to you?

- Are you crazy?

Stop the three I mean,

stop the party

I want to settle the deal at any cost.

Hold on, I'm coming

Ma my respects

Toni, my son. How are you?

- Papa

How've you been, Sweety?

- Better, now

No letter, no telegram

how did you get here?

What are you raving?

We couldn't help coming here

My poor daughter-in-law, she doesn't

tell me, but I know how she feels

She's been waiting for you.

- Don't be so uneasy

Shut up! We can stay away no longer,

we have come here for good

la, I have no home, no accommodation

- I've been hearing for 7 years now

that you are building a house.

What, are you building a Taj Mahal?

Now that we are here, we're staying

Wherever you live,

we'll live there, happily

Really? Will you live happily

where I live?

Mr Chelaramani, tell her that

a sheath cannot hold two swords

I can't. I can't pay

for your new house

Sure, scrooge, you don't even buy tea

for your unit

Coming, Ma

Mr Chelaramani, you've already

swallowed my script

Filthy Mind, give me an idea at least.

- Really? Then listen, Shekhar

My idea will set fire

- To your idea? Or your filthy mind?

Shut up! There's a watchman of a villa

who is bitten by the acting bug

His boss is always away. I'll give

the watchman a role in my film

He will give your family a shelter.

- Where did you flick the idea from?

Congratulations, lady. Everything

s fine. We've managed accommodation

I told you ! Once we reach Bombay,

everything will fall in place

Aren't you happy that we have

come to stay with you?

What are you saying? I'm so happy.

- You aren't wearing a smile

What are you saying?

I'm laughing

Laughing? Or are you crying?

- This is how I laugh these days, Ma

And this is how I cry

He is right.

Now stop laughing and come on

How don't sit there! (I'm-an

Stop, Stop

Come, Toni

I want ice cream, Mama.

- No, dear

After you come home from school,

I'll make carrot-halwa for you

Ice cream gives you a sore throat.

- I'm not a singer. Buy me ice cream

Shut up, devil. If you say that again,

don't call me mummy

All right, I'll call you aunt.

- Shut up

Stay here, I'll go

and meet the Principal

Excuse me, Mrs Nisha. The Principal

wants to talk to you about Tuk-tuk

Let's go. You wait here.

I'll be back

Son?

Come here.

- Who? Me?

Yes. Come here

I told you not to eat ice cream.

It gives you sore throat. Throw it away

What are you doing, aunt?

- Will you call me aunt?

Mummy!

Because I didn't buy you ice cream, eh

Who are you calling mummy?

Your mother is right here

What are you doing?

If you have ice cream again

- How dare you touch my son?

You bought him ice cream, it doesn't

mean you can lay claim to my son

You are raving.

Are you mad?

To hell with "mad"!

I'm not scared of your English

Shut up! What do you think

of yourself? He is my son

How dare you say that? Thank God

I didn't bring my husband along

Or, you'd have laid claim on him too.

- You are crossing your limits now

I'll call the police. Ask anyone you

want, my son's been studying here

for the last five years.

- Five years? We haven't been here

for five days. It's his first day,

but no more. Come on, son

Mummy!

- Stop, or I'll call the police

Oh, will you? Aren't you trying

to steal my son away?

Bloody oaf! Help!

- Let my son go

He is my son !

- He is my son !

Let him go, will ya?

- He is my son

Toni, stop kidding.

Tell her you are my son

I'll buy the ice cream stall for you

Really, mummy?

Oh God

Oh my God! He looks exactly

like my Tuk-tuk

And he looks like Toni.

- Carbon copy!

I can't believe my eyes!

It's a miracle

Mysterious ways of the Lord.

Forgive me for brawling with you

Oh no, it's all right. In your shoes,

I'd have reacted the same way

You are very sweet.

- Not Sweet, my name is Sweety

And I am Nisha. Nice to meet you

Nice to meet you too.

- Come home sometimes

fly husband will be stunned to see him

- My husband will collapse

So, promise?

- Promise

Hi Nisha.

Know what happened at school today

What happened?

- I saw a kid who resembles Tuk-tuk

Did she find only his school

for admission?

What did you say?

- I said

how can he resemble Tuk-tuk?

They may have the same features

but not the same looks

Shekhar, I couldn't believe my eyes.

- I see

I felt as if I was watching Tuk-tuk

in the mirror

Really?

- The entire school was stunned

Both the children are carbon copies!

- This is amazing

amazing. You mean, we have lookalike

in our son's school?

You think it's a joke? All right,

me him for yourself when he comes our

Why would he come here?

- He has become Tuk-tuk's best friend

What are you saying?

How could this happen?

Toni has become Tuk-tuk's friend?

Toni? How do you know he is Toni?

How do I know? You just said

Toni and Tuk-tuk are friends

Did I say that?

- Did I hear it on air then?

All right, I must have said so.

- You did say that, honey

What this "must" ?

And Tom's mother Sweaty

she is very sweet

We too have become best friends

Did you go to the kid's school?

Or to a kitty party?

How dare you make friends? You haven

been in the city for a day

how dare you make friends?

There's nothing in it to lose

your temper like actor Dharmendra

As if Dharmendra is your brother

He may not. But for me, every man

is my brother except you

That's very good. But remember

if you talk to your friend again,

it'll be bad for you

What's the harm in getting acquainted

and making friends?

(you don't know, Ma. The Maharashtriar

woman she has befriended is very rich

Anyone can become a millionaire by

answering a few questions these days

What else? Toni will grow up to be

an actor, and we'll strike gold

Sweety, you are not getting my point.

- Then explain

I don't want my wife and son to

get a complex by seeing

a rich man's family.

- Complex?

Right. When you see Nisha's clothes

and ornaments, you'll suck my blood

Yes. And when Toni sees Tuk-tuk

getting off a Mercedes

he'll hate his school bus.

- Nothing of the sort will happen, Papa

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