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and returns as his papa

I never noticed this before

You are unnecessarily taking

the kids seriously, Ms Nisha

Such coincidences happen sometimes.

- Not sometimes

It always happens

I think you must stay back today

What are you saying, Sweety?

If I stay back, who will earn bread?

I'm not asking you to wait a lifetime.

Please wait for a while

Sweety

- You're not going to miss the train

You're going to Goa by car,

you could drive a trifle faster

I don't mind driving fast,

I don't have a problem

Mr Chelaramani is scared of the hills,

he gets uneasy travelling at nights

Sir, you said you are an all-rounder,

how come the hills make you uneasy?

Please explain

Hill rides make him puke

Sher Singh, why do you make excuse:

Wait for a while, he'll be here now.

Let's sit together and enjoy

Why'd I make excuses? I also

want to enjoy. It's their problem

They are busy guys. Ask them

As you wish, guys. Tell me

Well, let's all enjoy.

- Yes, let's enjoy

We can't enjoy!

- Why not? Explain

My film is already delayed by 7 years.

If it is delayed more, I'll die

You have taken 7 years

to complete 7 reels

A delay of seven hours

will not harm you

Besides, it's the duty of the father

to clear the children's suspicion

Don't blame the children

for your suspicion

Don't take undue advantage

of my leniency

And don't try to be an obstacle

in my path. The name is Sher Singh

That doesn't give you the right

to always roar and shut me up

Let me see how you go out today.

Implore you ! For the sake of your son

Are you trying to put me in a bind?

Not trying, I am doing it.

- For the sake of my son?

Yes!

- All right then

Yes! Yes!

All right, no problem.

It's all right

It's all right.

I'm bound by an oath

Lord, please save me

from this calamity

Else, I'll drop dead

Who the bloody hell are you?

Who the hell are you ?

Me? What a thing to ask. I'm me.

Shekhar. Nisha's husband and

this house is mine

Nisha look what's wrong with

Sher Singh. He asks me, who I am

I'm not joking and you better get

serious and tell us who you are

And what for are you here ?

- Why does a man come home ?

This house is mine, it's my wife and

my kids. Now what's your act?

You've gone mad ?

Nisha, darling where are you ?

- Oh-ho ! He calls my wife that !

I'm going to carve you up

in a hundred pieces

and I'll feed you to the vultures

Mr Sher Singh, mind your language !

How can you become so abusive ?

Never mind his language,

you know what Sher Singh just said ?

Oh I'm too angry to talk about it.

Rather Sher Singh,

what you've dared to say to me,

let's see you telling my wife

Speak

Why don't you speak ?

What have you been telling him ?

Sweety Oh Sweety

Nisha, I'm Sher Singh and I am Shekha

and I'm husband to both of you

Sher Singh !

We're amiable folks, but it doesn't mean

we'll let you get away: with insulting us

Good lady, before I do something nasty

take your husband away

Else, what would you do ?

- Get out

Get out of my house

Shut up ! And listen to me, Nisha

He is a cunning and dangerous impostor

He wants to use my helplessness

and he wants to usurp my place

Listen please, I think you're ill.

- Shut up, nothings ill about me

But why don't I make him ill,

let me break this chameleons legs

Good lady, now this is too much !

One more minute and I'll call the police

And what will the police do ?

- Shut up, silly

I'm calling the police

True, I ask for clarifications, be it

anything. But for a change, I'm clear

He is Sher Singh. He is Shekhar.

He's husband to both these women

And he's the writer

of our film. Clear ?

I see, film company-wallahs ?

Yes !

And now this fraud invades

the writer's life

So you clear out this fraud, quick.

- Quick ?

That never came clear

Never play with Pange. Clear ?

No, abundantly clear

You know him that long to be guarantor

- No ! I don't even know him

He's the one who'll vouch for him, he's

the writer's employer vouch for him

What are you saying ! How can I vouch

for him, I barely know him. Period

for how long five years ?

- I know nothing

What've I known him for 5-7 years

Mark my words

- One minute

What proof that you are Shekhar ?

What proof that you are Pange ?

Do you see two of me ? No, right?

Answer, what proof have you ?

Aw about someone who was my landlady

before I married Nisha ?

How about my boss who owned

the car showroom where I worked ?

Oh yes, here's my Singapore ticket

And my passport,

at least you won't find it flawed

Excuse me

Not his ! It's my passport ! I don't

know how it came to be with him

And I had no plans of visiting

Singapore, I was lying to Nisha

Look, you are making lame excuses.

Still, I give you one more chance

-lave you any proof of being Shekhar

- Have I

I have.

- Show me

I have my proof !

Tuk-tuk, you remember marking my arr

and Tony spied you. And Tony

nu marked my shoe and Tuk-tuk knew

You remember ? Tell him, tell him

Say it.

- Mister, don't psyche the kids

If you have solid evidence,

the talk about it

Solid evidence diary !

He night when Nisha's daddy was killer

I confessed to him about my bigamy

And he wrote it down in his diary

I'll show you the diary ! Now!

Excuse me Madam is it true that

your Daddy wrote diaries ?

Yes, Daddy wrote his diaries everyday

Look, this diary is proof of my honesty

oak, we got married on June 16. Read

- Show me

Tl happy, my daughter Nisha is married

Shekhar is such a gentleman,

he loves only Nisha

Today, I have a son,

my son-in-law

There's nothing in it,

like what you say

He even switched the diaries !

I even copied the handwriting

of a long-dead man ?

This man came after loads of planning

he did big-time planning

her Singh, step floundering and get 01

or else, I'll have to arrest you

Are you dying to go to jail ?

- Hold on a minute, he's threatening

Doesn't mean he has got me, has he ?

he's playing cop, it means, I'm thief?

No !

- My last point. If he is Shekhar,

let him give the combination to the lock

in the safe. Only Nisha and I know it

Have the scoundrel speak ! Speak

Damn you

What's he, man or bug ?

- Low did this creep get under my skin'.

Get out, vanish

A spy destroyed my life?

Shut up !

'You're Shekhar, are you ? The property

the business are all yours ?

What's your turnover for the year ?

- Who cares for figures

I don't care, I'm a fun-loving Punjabi,

I eat, drink and make merry

Accounting is Mr Rae's job

Officer ! There's one man !

One man can unravel this conspiracy

Our accountant, Mr Rao

nu mean, I kept Nisha in the dark about

something as grave as your other woman

How preposterous

Are you in your senses ?

Nisha

I'm not that bad ?

- You're worse

This chameleon bought you out !

I'll kill you

I'm going to kill you

I won't spare you.

- Back off. No manhandling

It's a conspiracy to trap me

And I I've one last proof,

to establish my bonafides

one last resort ! I'll go to any extent

but I won't lie when I swear by my kid

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