Santa Claws Page #3

in the recommended

amount of time,

and the weight ratio

is incorrect.

The last call

was a distress call.

If the last call

is incorrect,

please select the Home button

to recalibrate.

Otherwise, please select

from the following,

Santa emergency,

sleigh emergency,

reindeer emergency.

Santa emergency.

Hit "Santa emergency," Patches.

You've selected

Santa emergency.

Please choose

from which type.

Present malfunction,

lack of cookies,

incapacitation.

Incom-pasa-what?

Incapacitation!

Push the button,

Patches!

Remain calm.

In case

of Santa incapacitation,

please retrieve

Santa's cloth receptacle

if it has not already

been located.

Then procure the

supersonic aerial vessel,

and reassure

the rangifer tarandus

are in adequate condition

to help aid you

on your journey.

Santa?

The content

in the cloth receptacle

must be cross-referenced

with the most current

behavioral scroll.

The scroll, or naughty

and nice list

in layman's terms,

can be located underneath

the aerial vessel...

or sleigh's dashboard.

I think we found it!

Good job, sis!

This list features all those

who are naughty and nice

from around the world.

The glowing name indicates

who's next in line

for content delivery.

Just say the name

on the list,

and the rangifer tarandus

and aerial vessel

will allow you to fly off

to your next destination.

But, remember,

you must stay on schedule.

All content, presents,

must be delivered

by sunrise.

Sunrise? That's like

in six hours!

If the younger humans

do not receive presents

on Christmas,

there will be riots

in the street,

and everyone

at the North Pole

will be out of a

job, including me,

so good luck,

and please refer to

the H.O.L.I.D.A.Y guide anytime

if you are in need

of assistance.

Now what?

Now let's gt this show

on the road.

We'll have to hurry!

This is to keep

our home, guys!

Carrie Bailey

up next!

Awesome!

Carrie Bailey!

Let's go!

Whoa! Where are

the seat belts?

- Whoa!

- This is amazing!

Oh, my God.

Oh, he's leaving!

Santa!

Whoa!

- Help!

- No. Oh, God! No, don't leave!

Please. Oh, Lord.

Oh, come on!

Wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

- Whoa!

- Slow down!

- How do you fly this thing?

He's going around

the other way!

- Whoa! We're gonna die!

Santa!

- Kittens?

- Whoa! Where are the brakes.

Come on, come on,

come on. Come on.

No, no, no,

no, no, no.

Santa!

Bye Tommy!

Hey, man,

did I ever tell you guys

about that time that I took

the sleigh out by myself?

Man, I was

in so much trouble

when I got back to the

North Pole, but it was sweet!

Great. There went my one

chance to meet Santa.

That's not Santa.

Those are

my kittens.

Well, if those

are your kittens,

then where's Santa?

Hmm.

All right.

Let's get you inside.

Hey!

Da da da

Wake up!

Santa, why are

you so fat?

Whew.

- Whee!

- Whoo- hoo!

Getting down the chimney.

All you have to do

is touch the bag,

and it will do the rest.

Whoa!

Oh, great!

How are we supposed

to get the presents

up in the stockings?

I'm not sure.

I got it.

Catapult ready. Fire!

Great job!

- Three-pointer.

- Heh heh. Yes!

All this work is making me

hungry.

Whoo-hoo!

Milk and cookies!

Oh, pretty.

The lights.

Any tuna flavor?

Ohh.

Guys, I'm kind of

stuck here in the tree.

Help. Help, guys!

- Coming.

- Ah, boy. Here we go.

We'll get you out!

Just hang on,

Hairball!

Don't move!

I moved.

Now the tree's moving.

Stop moving,

or else you'll--

Or I'll what?

Timber!

Tommy.

Those were for Santa.

Whew. Okay, big guy.

Maisy.

Maisy?

Oh, there you are.

What's wrong

with you?

There's nothing there.

Fine, but I'm

going back to bed.

Let me know

if you capture Santa.

Santa.

Honey,

don't touch me there.

Santa.

No, Mrs. Claus, don't.

Santa.

Santa, this is gonna

be a long night.

How does it

look, guys?

Um, looks good?

Hey,

I did my best.

Hurry.

Someone's coming!

Quick! How did Tinsel say

to get out of here?

That was close.

Hey, guys? Uh,

could we make a pit stop?

You'll have

to hold it.

We have a schedule

to keep to.

Santa?

Santa?

This is made with organic

cinnamon essence.

There's gotta be

something else.

I thought Mom didn't

celebrate Christmas.

Ohh!

Why isn't this working?

Who are you, and

where am I?

I'm Tommy,

and you're in my house.

Well, go close

those blinds.

I can't have

anybody see me.

Ah, come on.

Thank you.

I'm--I'm sorry.

I just--

I just can't have

anybody see me.

It'll be the whole end of my career.

Are you allergic to cats?

Why does everybody

always ask me that?

I'm allergic

to a lot of things,

cats, legumes,

certain metals,

nightshade plants like

tomatoes and peppers.

- Really?

- Don't worry.

It's okay. It's fine.

My mother was allergic

to all those things.

I am, too. Heh.

It's genetic.

Who would have thought

that Santa is such a mess?

Hi, kitty.

Nice kitty.

Stay. Stay, kitty.

S-Stay. Stay, kitty.

Ah, no.

No, no. Ow, ow, ow.

Don't-- Don't do that.

Kitty. Kitty. W-What

are you doing-- Ahh!

Gotcha.

Cats.

Cats.

Cats. Meow!

Purr! Rawr!

I'm gonna get

those cats!

Guys, look. There.

Right there!

There's a giant

litter box.

Jeez, fine.

Finally.

Gotta go. Gotta go.

Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go.

Aw, man.

Gotta go.

- Can't wait!

- I'm gonna get all dirty again!

Hairball, wait!

Mittens, wait!

We'd better get adopted to

some really nice homes, Santa.

I mean, come on!

You look over there!

Guys,

a little privacy?

Oh, sorry.

Oh, um...

Don't listen

to me go!

Never mind. Just gonna

go over here.

Guys, you should

take a look at this.

We're on a house.

Heads up Mittens. We're coming

down too.

Ugh!

This place gives me the creeps!

Hairball, a litter box

gives you the creeps.

Whoa! look at this tree!

Hide!

Someone's coming!

What was that?

I don't know.

Hello!

Oh, God!

It's just a nice

little girl, guys.

- You're not Santa!

- And you're not little.

But you are cute.

She's starting

to freak me out.

Are you thirsty?

Could I get a cheeseburger?

I'll get you some water.

I thought

she'd never leave.

Okay, we've gotta

get out of here.

Yeah, let's just leave the

present and skedaddle.

You guys,

she could be the one,

the one that'll

take care of us.

Yeah, maybe if you

want to end up

with a missing

eyeball or tail.

Did you see

those pigtails?

I'm back! I brought you

some water.

And my cheeseburger?

- I have a bad feeling about this.

- Come here, kitties.

- Patches, no!

- Kitty, come here!

Patches!

- Ah, that's much better.

- He's doomed.

You can live

with me now.

We'll be

best friends.

We don't

have time for this.

- We have a schedule to keep.

- We still have a lot of

presents to be delivered.

We need Patches.

We must do something.

Let's dress you up.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

That one's horrible.

What's she

doing to him?

Listen. I have a plan,

but you're gonna

have to trust me.

- Perfect!

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