Saved by the Bell Page #2

Season #2 Episode #4

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Okay, speed boy, drive!

- Wow!

- How was that, Mr. Tuttle?

Great, great, great.

I could use a teaching assistant

next semester.

I'd love to help you out, sir,

but I'll be busy cruising around

with a certain young lady.

- Enjoying the movie, Kel?

- Oh, Slater.

I've never realized how much

fun movies could be

until I watched them

in your beautiful car.

After this, we'll drive to that

big bluff overlooking the ocean,

and just-- oh, yeah.

You know, Zack never used

to drive me anywhere.

Zack?

You mean that

15-year-old without a car?

Whatever happened to the boy?

Who cares?

Oh yeah.

Gee, Zack, I never realized how

much fun a movie could be

until I watched them

on your beautiful bike.

Will you shut up?!

(bell rings)

That was

awesome driving, Slater.

Nothing to it!

All right, I'm down,

but not out.

Watch this.

Slater, I think I'm gonna

flunk Driver's Ed.

Can you give me

a private lesson after school?

- No way.

- 20 bucks?

- 4:
00 okay?

- See you then.

Zack, Why'd you want

to see me here?

Well, Screech,

I told Mr. Belding

you do a great impression

of Mr. Tuttle,

and he wants to hear it.

Sure, which stall is he in?

He's not in here.

He's in his office

waiting for us to call.

Now, pretend

you're Mr. Tuttle,

and tell Belding to get the keys

out of the Driver's Ed car.

Got it.

Belding:
Hello?

Mr. Belding,

this is Mr. Tuttle.

Could you do me a favor and get

the keys out of the Driver's Ed car?

I left them

by mistake, mistake, mistake.

- Why can't you do it?

- Why can't I do it?

I'm shaving my body hair

so I'll swim faster.

Sorry I asked.

All right, Tuttle,

I'll get the keys

out of the car for you.

Now is there anything else

I could do for you?

Good. Now stall him

for five minutes. Got it?

Yeah. Could you tell me

that really long story

about how you became

a principal?

All right, if you insist.

It all began with a boy

and a dream.

The year was 1956,

Eisenhower was President,

Elvis was King,

I was in kindergarten

on a finger-painting scholarship.

Boy, I love those paints.

Hey, hey, hey!

We could get in trouble

bringing the car out here.

Would you relax?

There's no one else to see us.

Besides, for 20 bucks, I should get

some more room to maneuver.

Okay, let's just

get this over with.

Why don't you get in the car,

and show me how it's done?

I'll just study your

every move from over here.

Okay.

- Hi, Slater! Out for a spin?

- What are you doing here?!

- I'm going to volleyball practice.

- Hop in. I'll drive you there.

- Thanks!

- No, Kelly get out of the car!

Kelly, get out of the car!

No, Kelly!

- (loud crash, Kelly screams)

- Great going, Slater!

It wouldn't have happened

if it wasn't for you, Preppie.

- Are you okay, Kelly?

- Yeah, I guess so. I hit my head.

- What's going on out there?!

- Hey, it's Belding!

Let's get out of here!

Come on, come on.

What the...?

I don't believe this.

Whoever did this

is in plenty of trouble!

Do you hear me?

(horn blaring)

I told you not

to use that stupid car,

but you're always

the rebel, aren't you?

Oh, sure,

blame Tuttle.

Forget that he has feelings.

Forget that he was next in line

to be principal,

had the color scheme

for this office all picked out.

Your taste is so tacky.

So is your personality.

If you'll excuse me,

the school has a problem,

and the principal

who was hired will take over.

Whatever you say,

"Mr. Balding."

Attention, students...

I would like the person

or persons responsible

for damaging the Driver's Ed car

to come to my office

immediately.

You have until noon

tomorrow to confess, or else!

Or else?

Somebody's in big trouble.

It was me.

Kelly, you wrecked the car?

Not exactly.

Slater was driving

and then I hopped in.

Then Zack got jealous,

tried to get me out,

and Slater crashed.

Hey, Kelly, how's your head?

I have a bump,

but it doesn't hurt that much.

- I'm sorry you got hurt.

- It wasn't your fault, Zack.

It wasn't?

Yeah, right!

Slater was the one driving.

Like you had

nothing to do with it.

All I know is, if I had wrecked

the car, I'd turn myself in.

Slater, why don't you

be a man and confess?

Jessie, why don't you

be a woman and cook?

Hey, cut it out.

Slater, we shouldn't have

been in the car in the first place.

Let's go tell

Mr. Belding the truth.

Okay, you're right.

It's just that if Belding

hadn't shown up,

we could've put the car back

and nobody would've known.

- What was he doing there?

- Getting the keys out of the car.

Oops.

Screech, what do you know?

And tell the truth.

No, no matter what you do to me,

you won't break me. I won't talk.

It was Zack! He made sure Belding

would catch you in the car.

Tell him you tortured me, okay?

We were gonna confess,

and Zack was behind it

the whole time.

- He should be the one to confess.

- Fat chance.

You'd have an easier time trying

to get that thing

off Gorbachev's head.

Unless Zack feels guilty --

so guilty that he has

to get it off his conscience.

- Kelly, how does your head feel?

- It feels fine.

I think you're about

to take a turn for the worse.

- Hi, guys.

- Hi.

Screech.

- Where's Kelly?

- I don't know.

Maybe she went home.

She said she had a headache.

Like the kind you get when you hit

your head in an accident.

Come on, she's fine.

No big deal.

Hi, everyone.

Hi, I'm Kelly Kapowski.

- Very funny.

- Who is this guy?

What do you mean, who am I?!

Maybe that bump on your head

affected your memory.

This is Zack Morris,

your boyfriend.

He gave you

the ring you're wearing.

Wait a minute.

There must be some mistake.

I don't have a boyfriend.

Do you remember me?

Well, yeah, you're Tom Cruise,

the coolest guy at school.

She seems fine to me.

I don't believe this!

Kelly, it's Zack.

This guy is major weird!

She really doesn't remember me?

I think it's only temporary.

She probably has

selective amnesia,

it's where a person

blocks out a painful memory.

I wonder if that's why my family

always calls me "Hey, you."

Wait a minute.

I do have a boyfriend!

How could I forget someone

that special to me?

Meet me after school?

We have lots of catching up to do.

I think I better play along,

Preppie...

for Kelly's own good, of course.

- I think you're right.

- Absolutely.

No, wait! Kelly,

this whole thing was my fault.

I tricked Slater

into driving the car.

I'm gonna tell

Belding everything,

then we're going to get you

the best doctor money can buy.

I knew you'd come through, Zack.

- Zack?

- Uh-oh.

Hey, who told you what I did?

(whistling)

Zack, Tuttle went to get Belding.

You've got to confess.

Would you relax?

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