Saved by the Bell Page #2

Season #2 Episode #16

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- Girl talk, Slater. Pardon us.

- Okay, but first,

Kelly, I've always admired

your handwriting.

- I was wondering if you could--

- Move it!

I love it when you treat me rough.

What's the problem, Kelly?

I don't think Zack wants

to go out with me anymore.

Is it possible that

he likes someone else?

Kelly, get real. He's been

in love with you for years.

There's got to be another reason.

If it'll make you feel better,

I'll talk to him.

Oh, that'd be great, Jessie.

But first, I need an honest answer.

How do I look in these frames?

Ridiculous. You're lucky

you don't have to wear them.

- I don't think they're that bad.

- Thanks, Kelly!

Hey, nice glasses, Jessie.

Oh, do you really like them?

Yeah, all my grandmother's friends

wear the same kind.

Hi, Jennifer.

Hello there, Jennifer.

Yo! Jen babe.

Zack? Can I come in?

Yeah, Jessie!

What are you doing here?

Look, Kelly is really upset.

You asked her to go steady, and now

you're backing off. What's up?

Look, Jessie, I can't tell you.

Zack, we've been friends

since the first grade.

You can trust me.

All right, do you promise

not to tell any of the guys?

I promise. Tell me.

I'm in love with

the new school nurse.

You pig!

How is Kelly gonna feel

when you dump her

- for some flu shot floozie?

- Hold on!

I didn't say I wanted to dump her.

Look, Kelly's a great girl --

in a young kind of way.

What are you going to do?

Go out with her and the nurse?

That's not a bad idea.

(moans)

Have no fear, dying person.

Dr. Zachary Morris, the world famous

surgeon is on his way.

(moans again)

Okay, let's boogie!

Nurse Jennifer, Nurse Kelly,

- prepare me for surgery.

- Yes, Dr. Morris.

Doctor, please!

I hurt all over.

Anesthetic, Dr. Screech.

Right away, Dr. Morris.

Kelly's gonna be really upset

when she hears about this.

But she is not gonna hear about it,

because you promised not to tell.

Now, what do you think

of this tie?

I think it should be tighter!

Oh, Jessie,

did you see Zack this morning?

- Yes.

- Well, how does he feel about me?

When I left he was all choked up.

Really? Then maybe

we're going together after all!

That's wonderful, Miss Kapowski!

Two students from my class

going steady.

Miss Simpson, you heard us?

Yes, I'm wearing

a new hearing aid.

It's a brand new model,

very sensitive.

(bell rings, screams)

Miss Simpson,

I'm not feeling very well.

May I have your permission

to go see the nurse?

- Yes, but you needn't shout!

- Zack, I'll walk you there.

Oh no!

(screams)

Oh, that's okay, Kelly.

I should go to the nurse alone.

You wouldn't want to see this.

You can say that again.

Now, let us continue our study

of the romantic poets,

and turn our attention to

the gentle words of Percy Shelley.

- Miss Simpson!

- (screams)

I've had it with this hearing aid!

- Is something wrong?

- What did you say?

Never mind.

Slater, report for your physical.

(class humming "Funeral March")

Very funny.

Hi there, Jennifer.

Well, hello.

You look nice all dressed up!

Oh, thanks for noticing, Jen.

So, what can I do for you?

Oh boy, now there's a question.

I mean, my head is feeling hot.

Hm-mm. Feels cool to me.

Well, that's what I meant.

I'm freezing.

This is a very strange

reaction to a flu shot.

I wonder what's going on

in that body of yours?

Whoa!

Jennifer, there's something

I have to tell you.

Maybe I should take

your temperature.

I left my thermometer in

the other room, I'll be right back.

Relax!

Jennifer?

Is that you?

(high voice)

Mm-hmm.

Aren't you coming back in?

Huh-uh.

Oh, Jennifer, don't be shy.

I never believed

in love at first sight,

until I saw you yesterday

in the hall.

Look, this is the real thing.

Don't fight it.

Just go with the flow.

(giggles)

Yes, my darling,

we were meant to be together.

Be mine!

- Where's Jennifer?

- Who cares? I'm yours!

Slater, how much did you hear?

Just enough to destroy

you with Kelly forever.

- You wouldn't.

- I would!

But I could also keep it

between you, me, and the curtain,

if you do a little

something for me.

How do you feel about

taking another flu shot?

All right,

which one of you is AC Slater?

I am.

Bend over, Blondie.

What did you want

to see me about, Zack?

Screech, would you sit down

so I can talk to you?

Can't, Zack, I'm in training.

Physical's today.

It's about Kelly and me.

Lovely couple!

Only in America.

No, I don't want

to go out with her exclusively.

Look, I wanna date other girls.

What about the wedding?

I bought you a blender.

Screech, just keep the gift,

I'll be okay.

But Kelly will need someone

to keep her mind off me for a while.

- Now, do you know someone?

- How about Slater?

Oh no, no, no.

We need someone--

someone more sensitive,

someone like you.

Well, there is this new kid

named Melvin Nerdly.

Nerdly? I love him already.

Yeah, he is a substitute

on our chess team.

- Great, what's he like?

- He's not as cool as I am --

- he's kind of a geek.

- That's perfect!

I'll go and talk

to Melvin right now.

Hi, Screech!

(Screech cries)

All right, Zack,

I thought you wanted to go steady?

What's going on?

Kelly, there's something

I have to tell you.

I think we should date

other people.

Date other people? What for?

I adore your innocence,

but Kelly,

think of a nut on a forest floor.

It needs space

if it's gonna grow into a tree,

and you and I are those nuts.

No, Zack, you're nuts.

Is there someone else

you want to go out with?

Kelly, there's not another student

in school that I'm interested in.

- Are you sure about this, Zack?

- Just trust me. It's for the best.

Hey, Kelly.

What's wrong, Kelly?

Men!

Especially Zack Morris!

Hey, don't judge us

by our worst specimen.

What did Zack do to her?

I wish I could tell you.

Do you know what's going on?

No, no.

I just meant I wish I did.

Jessie, you might not

be the only one

who wishes they could tell

what they knew.

I mean, if they really knew,

which they have to say they don't.

You mean there's someone else,

say a Mr. S who knows about a Mr. Z?

Yes, but Mr. S made a promise

to Mr. Z not to tell anyone.

Miss J made the same promise.

Does Miss J know about the new N

who's causing

all the problems for Miss K?

Miss J knows all about it.

Well then,

why don't you tell the new nurse,

what Zack did to Kelly?

I'm sure she can take care of it.

Lisa, we promised not to tell.

Well, Miss L here didn't,

and she's telling.

And we're watching.

I can't believe he would treat

his girlfriend this way!

Well, now that I've seen you--

I mean, he's swine.

Well, just leave everything to me.

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