Saved by the Bell

Season #4 Episode #9

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[bell rings]

♪ When I wake up in the morning

and the alarm gives out a warning ♪

♪ I don't think I'll ever

make it on time ♪

♪ By the time I grab my books

and I give myself a look ♪

♪ I'm at the corner just in time

to see the bus fly by ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪

♪ If the teacher pops a test

I know I'm in a mess ♪

♪ And my dog ate

all my homework last night ♪

♪ Ridin' low on my chair,

she won't know that I'm there ♪

♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow

it will be all right ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ♪

♪ It's all right,

'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪

♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved

by the-- ♪

♪ It's all right,

'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪

[cheering]

Congratulations,

A.C. Slater.

Now, tell me, how does it

feel to be city wrestling champ?

Pretty darn good, Zack,

but not as good

as it's gonna feel next week

when I win the

state championship.

♪ A.C. Slater,

he's first rate ♪

♪ Today the city,

next week state ♪

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Now, Slater, tell me.

How does it feel to totally

humiliate Valley's champ?

Pretty darn good, Zack.

♪ They set you up

with the best they had ♪

♪ You pounced 'em,

trounced 'em, beat 'em up bad ♪

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Any final words

before we sign off?

I'd like to thank Coach Sanski

and my teammates for their support,

and even though he couldn't

be here, I'd like to thank my dad.

♪ Zippity, zappity,

piffity, paddy ♪

♪ He's so straight,

he thanked his daddy ♪

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

This has been Zack Morris

for KKTY Sports.

Next week, a special report on

cheerleaders who need to get a life.

Hey, you're looking good

in that miniskirt, mama.

Why don't you go bite

a stray dog?

I'm only a cheerleader because it

looks good on my college application.

Have you heard anything yet?

No. Colleges don't usually tell you

if you're accepted until next week.

Not true.

I already got accepted

to four schools.

Emerson, USC, Clemson--

I applied to Harvard,

Yale, and Columbia.

Ivy League schools are more

careful about who they accept.

Then I guess some crazed

gardener cut down the Ivy at Princeton,

'cause I got in there, too.

Princeton accepted you and

I haven't heard anything yet?

I need junk food quick.

Give me those fries.

Relax. At least you can

afford those colleges.

I'm going to community

college and getting a job.

Besides, pigging out will only

get you a curly tail and a snout.

- Oink, oink.

- Oink, oink.

Don't give me attitude just because

you already got into the Fashion Institute.

I know how you feel.

I haven't heard from

any of my schools, either.

What did you do? Apply to the

places with the best-looking girls?

How did you know?

I also applied to the schools

with the best beaches--

Hawaii, Miami, and Tahiti Tech.

Man, I don't believe it.

That's Jeff Tramer,

the wrestling coach

from the University of Iowa.

Wonder what he's doing here.

It is a restaurant.

Maybe he's hungry.

Duh!

Iowa is the best wresting

school in the country.

Maybe he's here

about my application.

A.C.,

I'm Jeff Tramer.

I'm here to offer you a full wrestling

scholarship to the University of Iowa.

Well, what do you say?

Huh? Oh, I say great.

Thank you.

I'll put that paperwork

in the mail tomorrow.

See you in September.

You'll love Iowa.

Congratulations.

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