Saw 3D: The Final Chapter Page #2

- These things happen.

- Don't be so down.

- Ravi, they're starting.

- What's going on?

- Three peas in a pod.

- Just telling stories and hanging out.

- What happened to your camera?

- What happened?

- Did you guys break his camera?

- Is it busted? Did it bust?

- Hate to think, yeah.

- I remember.

- No, you...

Yeah, I did. I busted it.

The question is, what the f***

are you gonna do about it, huh?

What the f*** are you gonna do about it?

I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

You kick my ass, I'll buy him a new camera.

How's that sound?

I can't beat you.

You can't beat me?

I know you can't beat me.

You know why?

'Cause you're a coward.

That's why.

You know why it is

that I do what I do to you?

Do you know? I do it because I know

that you can't stop me.

Get the f*** out of here.

- Let's leave these pussies.

- I believe this is yours.

Soon.

Individually, these chemicals are harmless,

but mixed together

form a compound which is caustic

and can eat through metal.

It is actually quite dangerous.

So, your homework assignment is to find

two chemicals that share that property.

Man, I'm sorry.

I could not get the camera to work.

Man, don't trip, all right? It's not your fault.

You didn't do nothing.

It's about time somebody

put them fools on notice.

The time is now.

Yo, Bradley, let me holler at you.

- What's up?

- Look, man, you better leave my boy alone.

You better watch it.

You will not be afraid.

You will not be afraid.

When the time comes,

you will not be afraid.

Can I help you, Dad?

Dad, I left a letter in my room

explaining everything.

You don't have to worry about me.

I'll be okay.

I know you'll be mad,

but I did what I thought was right.

Anyway, I know you'll be fine,

and Mom, she'll be okay with you there.

Okay, then. Bye.

- How's this?

- Perfect.

- How many RSVP'd to the party?

- Everyone.

I knew we could use their egos

to our advantage.

It's gonna be a night they'll never forget.

- We'll be Internet legends.

- Yeah.

Hey, come check this out.

- Sweet mother of Jesus.

- Check this.

That is hard core.

I think I know what hell is.

Hell is waking up every day

believing that the suffering

you're doing in life has meaning.

That somehow, if you endure it,

you gain valuable lessons.

The truth is, sometimes you just suffer.

There is no meaning.

We're just pawns

in a sick game of random chance.

Chaos.

My hell, silence.

The kind of silence

that makes your ears ring.

Be glad for it.

Mine's listening to my mom and dad

fight day after day.

Crashing plates.

Screeching tires.

Crying.

I f***ing hate the crying.

I could use some silence.

Think we're going to hell?

No.

We've suffered enough.

We're doing God's work,

as far as I'm concerned.

Bring some justice into the world.

I can't wait.

I've been more at peace

ever since we first talked about this.

We'll all be at peace tomorrow.

Amongst other things.

- I'm not gonna go.

- Why?

Because I don't feel good and I feel fat.

Heather, you're such a drama queen.

You look great.

Well, yeah, but I really don't feel good.

- And my stomach hurts.

- I told you not to eat that burger.

Red meat is for people who don't care

how they look, not hot chicks like us.

I think I'm gonna die.

If you don't go, we don't go.

Come on, you'll feel way better

after a night of drinking and hot sex.

Okay, but if the party's lame,

we can leave early, right?

Honey, that's what the dream police do.

We break up bad parties.

Come on, let's go turn some heads.

Crap, I don't see anybody.

I know we're at the right place.

It's Edgar and Matty.

Hey, Nadya.

- What's up, guys?

- Tommy, what's up?

How's it going? Pirates, huh?

Lord,

we understand what we're about to do.

And with one sign from you, right now,

we will call off our plans.

We offer you this final chance.

So now you know, Lord, the fate of

those who are about to come here tonight.

And we leave their lives in your hands.

Man, it's too bad Riggs couldn't make it.

Man, that boy's got his priorities

all jacked up, all right.

First of all, if it was me, I'd quit that sh*t job

a hell of a long time ago, all right?

Tonight is what? It's time to party, right?

- It's time to party, baby!

- Hell, yeah!

Party our asses off.

You know what I'm saying.

- F***.

- Sh*t.

F***. Roll down the window, man.

- Sh*t, man, we are going to f***ing jail.

- Shut up, all right?

- Roll them the f*** down.

- Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Oh, my God, dude.

- Get the f***ing window down.

- Shut your f***ing mouth.

- All right. He's getting out, he's getting out.

- Hey, hey, hey, calm down, calm down.

- I got this.

- Shut up.

- Just let me do all the talking, all right?

- Shut up. Shut your damn mouth.

Friends, Roman and countrymen,

how we doing this evening?

Just fine, Officer. How about yourself?

Well, I'm doing pretty good.

Thanks for asking.

Now I'll tell you why I pulled you over.

You was going about 15 miles per hour

over the speed limit.

Now that was why I pulled you over.

But why you're in trouble,

that's a whole other matter.

I don't understand

what you're talking about.

You don't understand... You don't

understand what I'm talking about?

No, I...

Don't bullshit me, boy.

What, you think I wasn't young once?

I know what it's like to chase the puss

and get high.

- What are you looking at?

- Sorry.

I'll tell you what.

Why don't we try a little honesty?

All right. Honestly, this is my brother's car.

He smokes a lot of pot.

We don't smoke that...

We don't smoke pot at all, do we?

- Do we, boys?

- No, sir.

- There's no pot.

- Never.

- No pot-smoking in this car.

- No, sir.

- You expect me to believe that?

- Yeah, I was kind of hoping so.

Well, I don't. So I tell you what.

I'm gonna give you one chance.

If I hear anything but the truth, you boys...

You're gonna be in for a long night.

Yes, Officer, we've been smoking.

That wasn't so bad now, was it?

So I'll tell you what you're gonna do.

You're gonna hand over all the weed

right now.

Who's got the weed?

- Now.

- Give it to him, dude!

We got the weed, okay.

There's all of it.

Today's your lucky day.

You know why?

'Cause I'm feeling Christ-like,

and I think that I am gonna forgive

all of your sins on this fine evening.

- Thank you, Officer. We appreciate it.

- But I'll tell you what.

Next time you boys

come through Rocky Branch,

- know whose town you're in.

- Yes, sir, we will.

- Dude, that was so f***ing close.

- Oh, my God, dude.

- Can you believe that?

- I am freaking bugging out, man.

- You kidding me?

- Luck has got everything to do with it.

He didn't get all the weed, b*tches.

- Sh*t.

- Yeah, this is gonna be our lucky night.

Come on, let's go!

- Get that party started up.

- Yeah.

- F***, yeah!

- There she goes.

- Give me an "O." Give me an "O."

- All right.

Look at those breasts bouncing over there.

Those are beautiful to me, to my eyes.

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