School of Life Page #2

need to get ready to go to battle against the evil empire now evil empire

it's not our school our parents or even the question will meet products in the

cafeteria see the evil empire is a belief is believing that we have

limitations you don't whether you realize it or not every single one of

you is perfect

norman was my jedi master

the greatest lesson that he thought he was that I was my own teacher was my own

master and a lesson that I hope to teach all of you and not worry about what

you're doing because it doesn't matter worry about who you're being you do that

there is absolutely nothing stopping you from going on this world and kicking

some serious ass school now this is your life saver put into a single piece of

paper at heart a little courage and together we can make this world a better

place

let me take this journey with you

yeah

there was a dreaded Shadow falling off my dad

those of us in mr b's class to blast the end of all others after all eternity

dull assembly into a rock the house rally think we'd like to do with history

class

this guy was nothing like the other teachers step get your email that off

Brad or was it once you have to be one of those darksidegti's you think about

my good buddy said to the one thing you fear most

I'm supposed to read it aloud it says that there is no this is sitting shirt

whoo that was close you see the seating chart is the first thing that separates

the cool teachers from well you know

everyone please note the seating chart on the blackboard where the shackles

people the seating chart exist so that i can learn your name's faster and open

the lines of communication between us and mr. one cavity and of course you can

it not be in the back of course you can

good morning class well I'm glad to see everyone's so happy with where they're

sitting Thank You Seth

that wasn't so hard was it but don't get too comfortable yet

okay sometimes the origin is worth chase mr. d

how do you know any money yeah you're already picking favorites are you okay

people I have one very simple rule in this class you do my homework and I'll

do yours

scratch that i'll do your homework and you do my nails excited

can someone tell me what I'm trying to say don't we do our homework and you to

use yes that's it thank you very much

you do your homework and you do mine

you guys ready to have what is life science

well tell you life science is the greatest mystery in the universe

now who can tell me why that is death because the vastness of the universe the

only evidence of any real life is she on planet earth very good Patti but what

about my I had become the Martians help Eddie what they actually found was a

meteorite that they believe broke off from Mars millions of years ago and they

think that it might contain fossilized microorganisms but now whether or not

that is proof of life is still a mystery

yes Clyde one of the great mysteries i know is that I'm sell for ages now one

man's coming close to solving this one

well this has very interesting Clyde so what is it what is this mystery why you

have to take this boring class

chase you about to tell me about the origin of our history

it means his story stories we're happy to tell the kids that what happened to

ask

nice moves you're on fire

okay what's wrong with that work Brad I don't know

yes you do ok let me help ya Heather would you do this summer huh

anything you can make it up if you want I'm well pleased me to my dad's car and

jumped to my finger

there you go I'm gonna have to report to the proper authorities but good

nonetheless now set

what's wrong with chases explanation of the world history girls has stories too

oh yeah now how would you redefine what we're gonna study you enter her story we

actually have another brandy just a model for you

different special in your own way live it on it okay guys what we're gonna do

is combine the two words his and her story now let's chase mention before the

way in which isn't her story was recorded before he started writing it

down was simply by telling it

people gather around a storyteller would entertain and educate since I know you

all to be true isn't her story and you just that everybody up please

let's go buddy let's get a circle like with me and history all-in-one

and

yeah

I apologize for the interruption

now where were mr. disappeared into his closet may be necessary in a circle and

me sitting right next to chase

it was Moses yes

Moses that said as he looked out onto the red sea parte I've got to get to an

NRA meeting that's nice

how much time do we have

answer that question my friends is not on that clock

how much time do we have

not a lot

that's how much time we have not a lot

this guy was cool and when you look at you

well you felt cool t we know the answer this question i would like you all to

understand that from this moment forward each and every minute every second is

brushes

reach everyone but most importantly principal bass comes in here looking for

a brown leather antique high-back chair I was never here

they could have service with guys for lunch and no one would have noticed the

only thing on everybody's mind was mr. do your little bastard and a good

morning to you too many it's not pucks everyone hello fellow educators ok I got

some learners out there really good first morning in my imagination or these

kids reaching puberty sooner than they used to

it's television Maggie pretty soon third graders were beginning boob jobs as far

as language skills

english is officially dead word up dead

my kids are great of course they're great he teach art I don't buy that

come on you guys but there's only half over besides these kids are easy to

reach you just have to relate to them on their own level was misty species many

amazing or what

oh hey all the metaphor lives on never in all my years and I seen a teacher so

quickly embraced by the students with the exception of your father that

yesterday rules

hey wait a minute i don't understand this why are we calling him mr. d

no it's just it seemed so he's just six mr.

for everyone anyone see mr. pete today mr. he was talking to the entire school

stories and grown to almost legendary course jackpot even can support

mysteries class acted like they were here for which they were also missing

kids

we used to wonder

oh I Michelangelo we can get a chance to uh to me me me yeah yeah yeah

after the assembly no yeah yeah boy I'm I'm sorry about your father

you're very lucky man excuse me

that didn't sound right at all what I meant to say was that it must have been

something grown-up under stormwater oh yes it was

yeah that he cast a shadow yeah i forgot time anyone got a way to go but I was

like been Mr met mr. mr. MacMaster warm matte matte he brushed me off

he doesn't even know you oh so you're saying that if he didn't know me that

many would crush me while i am not going to have taken

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