School of Life Page #4

something happened that night only

Mr D you say please and you said Mr D wonder if I seem sticky I don't know you

tell me how did you know I've been my feelings for a man I've never even met

and somehow you knew I can't hide it anymore Matt I'm in love with mr. t I

distinctly heard you say I think I don't

hey I'm not the one who's being unfaithful

oh great now you're gonna go sleep on the couch

well I guess you're gonna go crazy

might as well dress for it

yeah

I don't think my dad even knew what he was looking for that didn't stop him

was a man on the mission unrelenting obsessed

hi catch huh my chair

Oh Carl wants to know what characterizes target genes can anyone help out

everyone knows the answer

f***ing the characterized extensions of the cell membrane can teach classes

after school or on weekends

mr. D'Angelo wanted you all to prepare your lessons to go do that order that

emergency up work you'll have to call you back

that's a physical impossibility

hello Ellie I'm so glad I caught you

I've been worried sick again this morning to apologize and you're comin

already at school I was trying to locate a great book that i forgot about we've

got your lunch in your briefcase with you also forgot i know i know i know

this could be a change of clothes and some shoes and some socks too but we

already on the road and we're part of this but you not tell me Elliot

believing everything is gonna be okay I got him mad

the Angelo i'll tell you about when you're gonna need a serious question

your mom white is mr. d

the effect he doesn't everybody and I thought it was gonna be a tough one

humor me well he treats us like we're his friends

I mean his lessons art lessons mystery the pole classes

you know what I mean all I understand is that mystery is the key word here what

am I saying sir with all due respect that's right here in his role of its

secret of his popularity look at this straight a's across the board without

exception

I mean who wouldn't love this guy they're all gone to Harvard telling me

to contact mr. day and have him come in here please

so mad cannot yeah like a training

yeah shower all the fruit loops

very good this is a delicate situation i know it is i need to analysts in a

manner which will prevent you further embarrassment

I know you do I know you don't get the fewest don't worry

clarity is just around come in and see me yesterday I wanted to be the first to

congratulate you seem to have made a little bit of history down at the

National Board of Education really yes you're the first teacher to ever have an

entire class machine straight a's using the standardized tests

oh wow oh and they have said over this little token of their appreciation and

gratitude

well well I'm not very proud of those kids all very proud of you keep up the

good work

congratulations thank you sir that oh well congratulations thank you

hey thank you oh I like that I think this belongs to you as well

oh yeah

thank you

standardized tests standardized test system you can't cheat on standardized

tests I know

yeah okay and until that the only reason doing is late is because his father

called and needed it don't tell me a roll

hey there hi i got the day off you want to do so

honey please I'm sorry don't you need me

net look I was just doing a last minute lesson plan checking situation and and I

fell asleep honey please I need you right now

Howie I'm sorry okay i want with people on a daily basis you have nothing

you have everything that you seem determined to turn it into nothing

that's not true i just like a job our life in you show up in your pajamas

thank God didn't see you

Ellie go Ellie Ellie down into schools out the casual Tuesday that when that's

over plz shoutout

why did I even think I had a chance to investigate afternoon coach afternoon i

gotta break it out

I'm not a very good coach either why they keep me here on staff

I'm not sure we haven't won a game in any sports I started three years ago we

got basketball season coming up and just buy it from softball games are quite

naturally and you cannot really fast too

ok ok

ok

I think you're really gonna enjoy it

yeah

that and

what's happened

shouldn't confuse no not at all go for copy

hello

girls

oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

yeah

your shot darling

yeah

it's getting late you have to go how much time you have a lot don't you mean

I've got montage materials marathon at home

chop-chop snip-snip basically everything my apartment I don't want including in

case you wanted me to share my old boyfriend

hmm then you a the kids got pasted on to finish a finals cool preparing see what

you know that he will connect my please do some paper mache things could be

messy you know Denise I should tell you that I'm spoken for

yeah

I don't have everything unless they have you

I'm anyone on that Warner jackass

you're my jackass your dinner awaits

and I night house chasing for the addams family i'll be my room chillin and yet

please try not to come to school in your pajamas makes my life a living hell and

it's bad enough already

checkers major I'll be ready

hey kiddo

listen I'm sorry I embarrassed you in front of your girlfriend she's not my

girlfriend will never be my girlfriend yet my heart hurt

well it's not really your heart one sure feels like it i know it doesn't it'll go

away

I don't want to do you make it hurts but I feel alive mr. decent but sometimes in

order to be truly alive sometimes need to feel things even if it's well that's

just one way of looking at it but remember how you told me to solve my

problems by putting them on a linear branching logic tree

logic3 yeah absolutely yeah well I kind that that's great but then mr. dealogic

seem to make a lot more sense to me so I think I'm gonna go with that

oh he thinks that I feel better

alright have a good night

he cut down my tree now class in honor of the beginning of our study of human

anatomy

good morning will be jammas know Clyde no pajamas today but I do have something

that I think you're going to enjoy now class everyone come on up here and

gather around my desk and everyone take a look at this now can anyone tell me

what this fleshy mass is something from the cafeteria

it's a long left side most likely male very good Devin that's right mr. what's

that to thinking let me show you watch this

oh that it's pretty awesome isn't it

and that is going on inside every one of you right now let's try it all together

all right

deep breaths together follow me

Barbie's chalk

oh I'll get you a new box thank you hey guys eat sushi

that's good ok then in out and no one and A two and feel the stretch now

that's good alright

jazzercise there we go sorry we were just studying the lung

thank you for the shock

let's try that again ok here we go everybody shut up

anybody yeah give me out anybody tell me what that was an example of

thinking Thank You chase

ok people will pop quiz thursday may still need to think for a second okay

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