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- John Rambo?

- The guy from the movies.

Sylvester Stallone?

Do I get a name?

Here.

Max Fischer.

This is so f***ed up.

Is something wrong?

Everything's okay.

I want to know everything about Max.

If he got a parking ticket

in Kabul I want to know!

If he ran over a donkey in Kundus

I want to know!

I want pictures of the girl circulated

to every patrol, hotel

and every motel!

I want all clinics,

doctor's offices, pharmacies

and hospitals

to monitor their insulin stocks.

If I find a single manhole cover in town

that you forgot to check,

you're in big trouble! Okay.

We'll start with his apartment.

No lights.

You have a message, Max.

Hi, it's me, Lily.

It's that time of year again,

and I thought of you.

I hope you're fine and safe and

you're still in one piece.

And that you're happy,

the usual stuff.

I'm fine.

Very busy.

Happy Birthday.

Come on.

- It's an empty apartment.

- What?

He's registered but doesn't live there.

- Where does he live?

- Same building, one story up.

- You're kidding me?

- No.

Boss, that'll kill you some day.

When you get to where I am

we'll talk about it, okay?

Sure thing.

Who was the woman?

- An old friend.

- Sure thing.

- Is she your girlfriend?

- Used to be a long time ago.

Got a picture of her?

I don't carry pictures.

Why not?

She isn't your girlfriend anymore.

No.

- But you'd like her to be.

- It won't happen.

She called you.

Maybe she wants you back.

It won't happen, 'cause I'm gay.

Is that a joke?

- It isn't. It's immature.

- Drink your shake.

- I'm not 50.

- You will be soon.

What does your family think?

I don't have a family.

- Really?

- Yeah.

You don't have a family?

My father died when I was a kid,

and my mother never remarried.

And she died when I was 18.

I don't know who my father was.

My mother was so hung up on booze

and drugs that they took me away.

At some point they called

and said she was dead.

Then we're two lonely orphans

in the night.

Do you believe in heaven?

- What do you mean?

- Is there anybody who watches over us?

I know a lot of people

that nobody watched over.

What about you?

When I was little

my mother told me

that every child has a guardian angel.

- See?

- Maybe you're my guardian angel.

Can you show me how to use a gun?

- Are you kidding?

- No.

- Well?

- No.

I gotta go to the toilet.

I can do it by myself.

- Can I help you?

- Two coffees.

That's great.

Damn it.

Here you are.

Here.

Thanks.

What do I owe you?

What happened?

This drunk slob

elbowed me in the face

- when I helped him into our patrol car.

- On purpose? - No.

No, he was totally out of it.

Damn it, it just won't stop.

Lean your head back and press

your fingers against your nose.

Like this.

Thanks.

Thanks a lot.

100.

Is that vomit?

Where?

That's vomit.

Damn it. - Keep your fingers

on your nose, or it won't stop.

I'll do that for you.

I gotta go.

See ya.

See ya.

Don't move!

Mad? Your gum!

Don't hurt her!

- What are you doing, Nina?

- Out of the way, girl!

- Out of the way, Nina!

- Lower your gun!

- Out of the way, Nina!

- No! - Out of the way, girl!

I don't want to shoot you,

but I'll do it if I have to! - No!

Sh*t!

I told you to drop your gun!

Drop your gun! Drop it!

Get behind me, girl!

Don't shoot, Max! Please!

Your colleague isn't injured.

He's just unconscious. That's all.

Slowly put your gun on the floor,

and the girl and I will leave.

- No, you won't!

- Please, do what he says! Please!

Or he'll shoot you!

- I'm running out of time.

- Come behind me.

Max, don't hurt her!

Please, Max! Don't shoot!

Max! Max!

- Drop your gun.

- Come here, Nina. - No!

Don't shoot! Max! Please!

Please, do what he says.

He's with me. He's a good guy.

No!

Come on.

He's really a good guy.

Anybody home?

You asked for Rudi's Limo Service?

Here I am, and as you can see

I selected my top model

and reserved the best seats.

Unfortunately in the trunk.

I'm out of champagne!

- You aren't serious, are you?

- They're road-blocking the whole town.

- I am claustrophobic.

- Come on.

- Everything okay?

- No.

We'll breathe together, okay?

Breathe deeply and slowly.

Calm down. Everything will be fine.

Think of something nice.

Everything will be fine.

Damn it.

Police!

I have to pull over.

We're going to stop, okay?

But try to be very quiet.

I'll carefully put my hand

over your mouth.

Then we'll breathe together

very slowly, okay?

Breathe deeply and slowly.

I'm going down to the sea,

to the beach. Want to come along?

I've never been to the sea.

You've never been to the sea?

We'll go there together

when we get out of this, okay?

"Kick the cops as flat as pancakes!"

Good evening. Was I speeding?

- Where is your seatbelt?

- Just broke this morning...

- You crossed a solid line.

- Really? - Yes.

Sorry about that. I didn't see it. I.

- Without my glasses I'm almost blind.

- What was that?

Really. Without them

I'm as blind as a bat.

- Driver's license and registration.

- I knew you'd ask.

You won't believe me,

but my license expired last week.

- I already applied for.

- Get out of the car slowly.

Just kidding.

Here you are.

Get out of the car.

Sorry, but I can't.

Get out of the car!

- I can't get out.

- Get out nice and slow!

I really can't. Have a look.

Sorry. I didn't see that.

Not your fault. But I have a problem.

I gotta go to the toilet real bad.

And I don't have my wheelchair with me,

so I can't use a public toilet.

- I just wanted to go to that drive-in.

- It's okay. Have a nice evening.

- Thank you. Thank you very much.

- Hey!

Open the trunk.

UWe!

Let him be. It's okay.

It isn't properly shut.

Then shut it.

Thank you.

- Have a nice evening.

- Have a nice evening.

"Kick the cops as flat as pancakes!"

No legs! No legs!

Oh man, what a close call!

I love this kind of sh*t!

I love it! I love it!

- Is your friend crazy?

- A bit.

Go in and make yourselves at home.

I'll park the car.

Mr. Backer,

are you an arms dealer out of passion?

Mr. Plasberg, every country in the world

has the right to defend itself.

Every country will

exercise that right.

And every country

wants to purchase the most reliable,

modern and effective weapons

if it is capable of financing them.

That creates an enormous demand.

We satisfy that demand

and create jobs and security.

Don't you care

what happens to the weapons?

Security is like

water a necessity.

Don't you care what happens

to the weapons? That was my question.

I do care,

but it's not my responsibility.

Look, when you sell a hammer,

someone can be killed with it.

When you sell a car,

a child can be run over.

Do you like cookies?

Rudi always has the best cookies.

- You like cookies?

- No, thanks.

How do you know Rudi?

We fought together in the war.

What war?

Afghanistan.

- I didn't know you're a soldier.

- Not anymore.

And Rudi?

Rudi isn't either.

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