Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-Doo

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[OWL HOOTING]

Listen, it sounded like the brown-breasted

bottle-beaked hooting owl.

Sherman, did you really bring me

all the way out here...

...just to look at birds?

SHERMAN:

I thought you liked birds.

TREENA:
Yes, but sometimes

there are other things I'd like to see.

- Like what?

- Like a movie.

[OWL HOOTING]

Shh. Hear that? The owl is near.

[CREATURE GROWLING]

[RUSTLING]

[GASPS]

- Sherman.

- Yes?

Does it have unusually large eyes?

Oh, yes. I'd say so.

It's a nocturnal predator.

And a giant pointy beak...

[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]

...and fur?

[CREATURE GROWLS]

You know, Treena, I'd be up for a movie.

[TREENA SCREAMS]

He did it.

Scooby-Doo captured the monster.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

[GROWLS]

VELMA:

It's not a real monster.

It's actually Miss Thelmer,

the company accountant.

My plan was perfect. How did you ever...?

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

Hi, Mom. Can't talk, exposition time.

What? Hang on.

Will you take the wrap-up, Freddie?

I'm back.

Miss Thelmer is actually a corporate spy.

She pretended to be the so-called

Chemical Creep to scare people away...

...while she stole

the company's secret formulas.

From now on, the only books you'll be

keeping will be from the prison library.

Well, another successful case is closed.

All right, dude, I say we celebrate

with a party at the Burger Binge.

Yeah.

Burger Binge, Burger Binge.

I've got a better idea.

Shaggy,

you remember my little sister Madelyn?

Little doe-eyes Dinkley?

Like, how could I forget?

That's not nice. She really liked you.

I'm sorry, Vel. Mads is a sweet kid.

We'll have to look her up sometime.

VELMA:
That time is now.

My mom wants us to check up on her.

- Is something wrong?

VELMA:
You might say that.

Madelyn's going to a special school

for stage magicians.

And, well, according to my mom...

...the school's being threatened

by a griffin.

Zoinks. Not a griffin.

I mean, anything but a griffin.

Like, what's a griffin?

A creature that's half eagle, half lion.

Couldn't it make up its mind?

It's a legend, Shaggy.

Mostly from medieval times.

It doesn't really exist.

I've heard that rap before.

Come on,

we can't say no to Velma's mom.

But can't we say yes

to a burger party first?

SCOOBY:

Burger Binge, Burger Binge, Burger Binge.

All right, Scooby-Doo, go fish.

I can't, Shaggy.

- Why not?

- I don't have a fishing pole.

[GIGGLES]

MAN [ON GPS]:

Your next turn is 5 miles ahead.

Watch out for the dips in the road...

... not including the ones in the back seat.

Ha, ha. That's a joke.

Pothole.

Watch out.

Will you please keep your eyes on the road?

I'm not sure about the Mystery Machine's

new GPS, Fred.

MAN:
Where did you get your license,

from a hobo?

I know, isn't it awesome?

This is the magician school?

It looks like a castle.

It is a castle.

O'Flannery Manor originated in Ireland...

...where it was known

for its mystical happenings.

Back in the 19th century,

its owner, Lord Seamus O'Flannery...

...had it transported to America

brick by brick.

It says here that Seamus O'Flannery

practiced dark magic.

[GULPS]

Pretty creepy, eh, Scoob?

Yeah, creepy.

It gets creepier.

When he passed on...

...Seamus had himself entombed

in an island crypt on the nearby lake.

Man,

am I happy we forgot our swimsuits.

The castle was auctioned recently and cost

the magician a pretty penny to buy it.

MAN:
Turn left at the next pine tree.

Left. Wake up, people.

Are you sure about this?

MAN:
Relax, scarf boy,

we're taking the scenic route.

Everybody calls it a scarf. It's an ascot.

MAN:

Hang a right at the weeping willow.

Right.

Veer left at the rhododendron.

Make a U-turn at the skunk.

MAN:
Ha, ha, ha.

VELMA:
Fred, this can't be right.

FRED:

I better check the warranty on this thing.

[ALL SCREAM]

[MAN LAUGHING ON GPS]

Hey, look, it's the road to the school.

FRED:

There it is.

- Jinkies.

GIRL:
Velma.

Madelyn.

Oh, it's so good to see you.

You look so adorable.

Oh, my gosh. I can't believe it.

You're really here. My big sister.

- Hi, Madelyn.

- Hi, Daphne.

Hi, Freddie.

Hi, Scooby.

[GIGGLES]

[SHAGGY GRUNTING]

Uh... Ha...

Hi, Shaggy.

Hi, Madelyn.

MAN:

Welcome, everyone.

I'm Whirlen Merlin,

maestro of the magical academy.

Alakazam

And this lovely lady

is my former stage assistant, Crystal.

Hm. I guess this school

doesn't have much of a dress code.

Yeah.

Greetings.

I teach prestidigitary assistantship.

I'm also in charge of caring

for our magical co-stars.

[WHISTLING]

This is Vernon, our star performer.

But don't worry, he's a real pussycat.

Nice to meet you.

[ROARS]

SCOOBY:

Yipe.

One, two, three...

...four. Phew.

We better hurry. It's almost dark.

Don't wanna be around

when you-know-what drops by.

All right, Marlon.

Marlon here is our resident stagehand.

He runs things behind the scenes.

We wouldn't have a show without him.

Marlon,

please see to our guests' luggage.

Already finished, boss. See you inside.

Yeah, Scoob,

like, maybe we better go in.

[GIGGLING]

CRYSTAL:

Repeat after me.

Open, sesame

Open, sesame

Open, sesame

I hope you find your time

at O'Flannery Castle exciting.

It's the grandest magic academy

in existence.

Gee, I wonder where all the students are.

I don't know.

In their rooms, where it's safe.

This is Miss Alma Rumblebuns.

She was custodian of the castle

before I bought it.

And now she's a housekeeper

to the students.

This facility allows

performing animals only.

[SCOOBY WHIMPERS]

Oh, that's okay.

Scooby's been through training school.

Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

[SCOOBY HUMMING]

Whoa. Whoa!

[GIGGLES]

Oh, like, he was dropped on his head

when he was a puppy.

Oh, very well.

I will show you your rooms.

MAN:

Cone Castle commercial, take one.

WOMEN [SINGING]:

We're Cone Castle cones

And we're healthy for you

Run to your grocer and pick up a few

Mixing grown-up flavors

Into kids' ice cream

WOMAN 1:
Liver.

WOMAN 2:
Onion.

WOMAN 3:
Broccoli.

ALL:
We're a gourmet lover's dream

MAN:

Hold it, hold it.

Pardon me for halting the festivities...

...but I distinctly remember paying

for a buttered Brussels sprout.

WOMAN 4:

Ooh, um, sorry, I'm here.

Oopsie daisy.

Oh, for heaven's sakes.

Can someone please manage this mess?

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

And you there, your cone is crumpled.

Yes?

AMOS:

Mr. Curdles, it's me, Amos.

Remember when you told me

to call if any more students arrived?

- I saw four kids and a dog.

- Four kids and a dog, eh? Heh, heh.

Whirlen must be awfully desperate

if he's enrolling animals.

Perhaps they'll get another visit

from the you-know-what.

He's showing up almost nightly these days

and getting bolder each time.

I'd hate to think

what could happen tonight.

I'm sure you'll let me know.

[SPLAT]

Will no one dab up this dairy?

MADELYN:
They say Lord O'Flannery

practiced real magic.

And that he had many secrets

built into the castle walls.

Legend has it that he even conjured up

a griffin to protect it...

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